Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

Its not hard, but you need to accomplish a few things.

1.) Have a personality. No, Beardy, being an edgelord isn't a personality.
2.) Get a job, a house, and take care of yourself. Women like this because, if you can take care of yourself, you can take care of them! Turns out women like men who can handle manly responsibilities!
3.) Don't """"ironically"""" or """"jokingly"""" threaten to rape someone on the internet! You can't ever walk that back!

We know its too late for three, and we know its likely too late for 1, but is it ever too late to get a real fucking job?
sorry to go srs bsns for a minute, but I think younger guys who hang out in male-dominated spaces do not always twig quite how much rape jokes ping girls' Bad News Radars, no matter how "ironic" or "joking". Girls (hell, and grown women) will very rarely call someone out on that bullshit in person, because well a person who makes rape jokes is 100% not a person who takes being challenged by a woman well, but girls always remember who those guys are.

It's not because the jokes are offensive, although generally they are in extreme bad taste. It's because women are (rightly or wrongly, doesn't matter for this purpose) socialised from early to be quite sus of dudes they don't know (and also dudes they do, in the main). Guys who are prepared to joke about rape send a bad fucking signal, and the signal is "I won't take it seriously or think it's a big deal if someone around me does that shit, or acts like they might". The signal is "rape is NBD" and if you belong to a demographic that is more likely to be raped than to be doing the raping, that's not a good vibe.

Someone who has done that shit as publicly and often as Beardson? That's a dude who is marked perma sus. Add on the point upthread about "always seeming on the edge of rage" and you get someone who many women would try not to be alone with. Subtly, but they would try. If you think about it hard enough, there is probably someone in your sex-mixed social circles (big friend group, work group, etc) who the girls somehow never seem to be alone with. That's the dude who is perma sus, and everyone knows it except him. (as a youngster, that person in my wider social group was always the first thing we talked to new female undergrads or transfer students about. Genuinely. They would be pulled aside at one of the events by a couple of other girls and given The Talk About [name]. He was always given a "babysitter" at parties whose job was to go in and break up any conversation he had with a girl, and to make damn sure he didn't try to give anyone a drink, and to make sure he wasn't hanging around the exit when folk left, or trying to share a taxi with someone.)

That always-seeming-like-you-might-lose-it thing is also a heavy ping on the Bad News Radar. The general rule is that someone who has that seeming capacity for rage is not a good person to spend a lot of time with alone.

tl;dr if you actually do think rape is bad, don't make any edgelord jokes around it, especially where women are present, because they do not find that shit funny at all, and they also are slow to accept that "i was only being an edgelord". This is due to women as a rule not wanting to be raped and therefore trying to avoid dudes who seem like they might be rapists.

idk if Beardson actually is a rapist or would be cool to do some raping, but what I do know is that the things he has said and the way he presents make me more likely to believe that than if he.... seemed reasonably normal. So his problem with women is 100% of his own making.
 
Beardson loses his shit on stream, reaffirms everything everyone knew about him already.

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Imagine calling someone else a "faggot" because they mocked you showing off your clothes to other dudes.
Beardson is such a low IQ homosexual wigger, he really should just go full R. Budd Dwyer at this point. :story:
 
What does he do with his time/life? He doesn't go out. He has nothing but streaming, but I imagine he doesn't stream every waking moment. People who live a NEET lifestyle, shut in and only "human interaction" is online, always become unhappy psychopaths. Like get a hobby that involves going out, or volunteer for something you enjoy or care about that'll get you out, etc. And if not having women, or non-internet-people, in his life causes him so much angst, well... you're not gonna meet women or real humans by being on your computer in your house all day and night.

He lives in some trailer park in Kentucky.
Maybe he should get at least a part time job, if anything not just to get out and get some perspective, but to make some money as well. I don't watch him, but I can't imagine he makes more than minimum wage from his streaming.
 
Beardson said:
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Beardson loses his shit on stream, reaffirms everything everyone knew about him already.

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“I wanna show off my cool clothes”
He’s spiritually such a nigger.
What does he do with his time/life? He doesn't go out. He has nothing but streaming, but I imagine he doesn't stream every waking moment. People who live a NEET lifestyle, shut in and only "human interaction" is online, always become unhappy psychopaths. Like get a hobby that involves going out, or volunteer for something you enjoy or care about that'll get you out, etc. And if not having women, or non-internet-people, in his life causes him so much angst, well... you're not gonna meet women or real humans by being on your computer in your house all day and night.


Maybe he should get at least a part time job, if anything not just to get out and get some perspective, but to make some money as well. I don't watch him, but I can't imagine he makes more than minimum wage from his streaming.
It’s just something every parent knows— you can’t make someone happy by giving them what they think they want, you just retard them in a state of arrested development.

Psychopaths are basically just spoiled children at their core.
 
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