Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

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Beardson finally going scorched earth on groypers ?
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Matt's life is so sad. You can tell from his streams that he is coping hard. Like a dam about to burst. He tries to distract himself with nostalgia and religion, but eventually that will run its course. If he wasn't 5'3, he could've locked a girl down years ago and started a nice family. Such a pitiful hand to be dealt in life.
 
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Stalker said:
Matt's life is so sad. You can tell from his streams that he is coping hard. Like a dam about to burst. He tries to distract himself with nostalgia and religion, but eventually that will run its course. If he wasn't 5'3, he could've locked a girl down years ago and started a nice family. Such a pitiful hand to be dealt in life.
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From my perspective, the most personally devastating aspect of his life is the inexplicable choice of being a streamer.

There are plenty of people who are short and don't get laid, but they're still winners.

Choosing to sink all of your time, effort and identity into a career that you're so objectively bad at that it gets relegated into being your hobby, and in the meantime you have no job, no plan, no prospects of trying to make a living outside of your failed streaming career, that would be so incredibly depressing.

Him thinking of himself as a streamer is like me choosing to think of myself as an NBA basketball player. No matter how hard I try, playing basketball will only always be a hobby for me, because of the lack of talent and ability. No one will want to watch me or pay me to do it.

Such is his life.

If I were him, I'd try to go back to school and gain some sort of job skill.
 
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Matt's life is so sad. You can tell from his streams that he is coping hard. Like a dam about to burst. He tries to distract himself with nostalgia and religion, but eventually that will run its course. If he wasn't 5'3, he could've locked a girl down years ago and started a nice family. Such a pitiful hand to be dealt in life.
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He did lock down a girl just instead of making babies with her, he was too busy soyjacking over his Switch and Pokemon cards.
 
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