Manosphere Matt Forney - Whiny Pillsbury Doughboy MRA

[AnOminous]

Matt Forney is predicting a Trump landslide!

Landslides seem unlikely. I suppose they're within the realm of possibility. Nate at 75/25.

That's slightly better than the odds of a flush coming in on the next card. Sounds good but I've seen that happen literally thousands of times.

 

[Lensherr]

At 18:20 Forney claims that women have left their boyfriends for him

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Even when the God-Emperor ascends his throne Forney is still gonna be a bald butterball with chicken legs.

 

[CervixHammer]

Even when the God-Emperor ascends his throne Forney is still gonna be a bald butterball with chicken legs.

At 18:20 Forney claims that women have left their boyfriends for him

by "women" he means Davis Aurini, right?

 

[sawbones]

At 18:20 Forney claims that women have left their boyfriends for him

Forney must mean desperate, destitute Filipinas:

http://mattforneybooks.com/do-the-philippines/

Looks like Undertow and Forney made up! And Forney is crowing about a Trump win:

He even bet $50 that Trump will take New York. Right....

Be sure to hit up his twitter when Hillary the Satanist wins:

http://election.princeton.edu/2016/11/06/is-99-a-reasonable-probability/

 

[GL99]

He even bet $50 that Trump will take New York. Right....

God damn, I wish I took that bet. Easy 50 bucks, no matter how the election turns out, Hillary is not losing NY.

 

[sawbones]

Assuming Spirit Cookin' Hillary wins as expected, look for massive sperging on Bechtloff's livestream:

Right now he's playing a pre-recorded interview with Jordan Owen! Forney and Aurini will probably check in later.

Heading out, so I can't watch it tonight

 

[GL99]

Well, Hillary just took NY. From what I hear it's looking dicey in Virginia and Florida (though at the moment heavily democratic districts haven't reported in yet), but even so, seems like Matty ought to be eating some crow.

 

[sawbones]

Holy shit! Hitlery went down! The pollsters and prognosticators were wrong!

I haven't had a chance to listen to Forney and company's election blather. They are probably looking forward to pushing their enemies out of helicopters.

Forney being a gracious winner:

Damn, he actually tweeted a helicopter joke! Should I be scared?

Forney is going to be more smugcow than lolcow.

 

[GL99]

I don't think Matt quite understands the gulf between Donald Trump's stated positions and what the Alt-Right tends to think Trump is like. A guy who just complimented Ben Carson in his victory speech doesn't strike me as the sorta die-hard white nationalist people like Forney really want.

 

[Lensherr]

Damn, he actually tweeted a helicopter joke! Should I be scared?


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He's like a Bizarro MovieBob.

 

[GL99]

Wonder if this might explain a little bit about Matt's psyche, assuming he's telling the truth.

 

[CervixHammer]

well he's being very sportsmanlike in the aftermath of the electio- oh.

he really likes to say the faggot word a lot. I'm sure he's not projecting at all.

 

[SU 390]

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he really likes to say the faggot word a lot. I'm sure he's not projecting at all.

He sounds like a teenager who plays COD saying faggot.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Here's a video of Fatt being menanced by backpack-wearing hipsters.

I almost feel sorry for him.

 

[MG 620]

His chubby feet are hilarious.

 

[sawbones]

Here's a video of Fatt being menanced by backpack-wearing hipsters.

I almost feel sorry for him.

Ouch! That's gotta hurt his ego.

And why was he backing away from them? They didn't look like they could do shit.

Forney gets quoted in the New York Times! I mean, the Jew York Times of course:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/20/u...an-awakening-after-donald-trumps-victory.html
http://archive.is/UMNRP#selection-2165.0-2169.300

"I never thought we would get to this point, any point close to mainstream acceptance or political influence,” said Matt Forney, 28, of Chicago. "The culture is moving more in my direction."

Emboldened by Mr. Trump’s takeover of the Republican Party, Mr. Forney said he expected people openly associated with the white nationalist movement to run as candidates in the 2018 midterm elections. The rise of populism and the decline of political correctness, he said, present a rare opportunity.​

Forney's in the big league now!

 

[GL99]

Here's a video of Fatt being menanced by backpack-wearing hipsters.

I almost feel sorry for him.

Forneying (verb): To scuttle away, in a state of abject fear, and while holding one's smartphone out as a protective amulet, from people you've declared to be "weakling cucks."

 

[Mike "Bubbles" Smith]

Fatt Morney

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Forneying (verb): To scuttle away, in a state of abject fear, and while holding one's smartphone out as a protective amulet, from people you've declared to be "weakling cucks."

He was scuttling. Outright scuttling. Why was he so scared? Did he really think they would beat his ass while filming it? And would that have been worse, that putative assbeating, than walking backwards like a scuttling coward and then falling over? Oh, Matt...

He really still needs to get himself to an orthopedic surgeon yesterday. His knees and shins are unfortunate and my elderly cat has better muscle tone and she's a girl. And a cat. And really old.