Horrorcow Matthew Innes / thecybersmith - A monarchist intellectual with an insane fetish

[The Lizard Queen]

He's been a busy idiot the last few years. Time to start updating this thread.

This thread has been dead for 3 years it looks like, but a pic of him has been blowing up on Twitter and literally nobody knows who he is. The concensus seems to be that he looks like a cringe wholesome 100 guy who dresses funny. Then people figure out who he actually is and the results are pretty fuckin hilarious.View attachment 5265010
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I imagine that if you poked him with a pin he would soon deflate as all the oily rancid goo slowly drizzled out of his bloated body.

 

[TruffleSpark]

I posted this in the tumblr lolcows thread but I guess since he has his own thread I should probably post it here too:

Just a little Cybersmith update. He is very much still at it.