Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

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What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

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  • All of the above

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Key element: intent to steal/gain a legal right you don't already have. So "if you don't agree to [contract term], I will bring an action unrelated to the subject of the potential contract" = not ok. But "if you don't do what [court order] requires you to do, I will exercise my legal rights under that order" = likely OK. Affirmative defense to assertion of extortion is good-faith belief that whatever the other person does/does not do gives rise to a legal claim. That doesn't apply to trying to force an agreement beyond what you have a legal right to require.

Tl;dr: Vickers should shut up and disconnect blabbing about or trying to use what he wants (EOR giving up parental rights) from what rights he currently has (enforcement of existing orders).
What makes this a little interesting is my read of the "offer" tweet from Vickers is that he certainly appeared to be linking the protective order he has against Ralph (which Faith is not a party to because she has her own DVRO) to the dispute involving his grandson which is between Ralph and Faith.

The latter Mr. Vickers is not a party to, as he has said time and time again when Ralph tried to link the two things together. Now he appears to have linked them himself in an attempt to strongarm Ralph into giving up his son.

I think the question of whether there is actual potential criminal liability doesn't matter that much, because it runs into the same problem that we now know Vickers did with the diary, which is that it's going to be impossible to find someone who cares.

A person who was in fear of someone wouldn't spend all day everyday publically taunting and poking them to get a reaction.
If Ralph could afford a decent lawyer to make a record of all Vickers's bullshit he could cause Vickers a lot of problems, most Judges look askance at vexatious litigants and general low iQ pains in the ass like Vickers using the legal system to harrass other citizens over personal grudges.
If a full record of the behavior of both parties was presented to a Judge they'd likely both find themselves in contempt and their cases thrown out.
Vickers's restraining order in particular should be very easy to get thrown out if the courts were made aware of Ralph 2's antics on Twitter.
If Ralph can actually get a lawyer who is able to lay the whole situation out, especially to the judge for the order with Mr Vickers, it would probably do him a lot of good.

The problem is Ralph has been writing this shit himself and he's inserting totally extraneous shit in his blog post screed motions like how little he cares about Gator.
 
If Ralph can actually get a lawyer who is able to lay the whole situation out, especially to the judge for the order with Mr Vickers, it would probably do him a lot of good.

The problem is Ralph has been writing this shit himself and he's inserting totally extraneous shit in his blog post screed motions like how little he cares about Gator.
If Ralph had any sense he would do what most sane people do when they get dragged into legal bullshit and hire the best lawyer you can find and afford, leave them to deal with it, and shut the fuck up and resist the urge to engage with the other faggot.
I understand this is Ralph, and a Ralphamale lives by a different code, but thats what he should be doing, and should have done from the start.
And the best part is this approach would destroy Vickers better and more thoroughly than any other, Ralph 2 is a giant attention whore and a histrionic sped, if Ralph refused to engage with him despite the bait aside from "all communications can go through my lawyers" it would fucking burn Vickers's ass like nothing else, for a start all the fucking clout chasers like PPP and Gaytor and the rest would lose interest in him, he would fucking seethe if he was starved of attention.
Without Ralph drama Vickers would have to go back to the coinshop and a wife he doesn't fuck and a family he hates, and to add insult to injury he'd be stuck paying for the Guntling but this time getting no clout or attention from it.
Of course if Ralph was the kind of guy to handle it like this, he wouldn't be Ralph, but I maintain the best way for Ralph to fuck with Ralph fucking 2 is to totally ghost him and direct him to pass any communications through a lawyer.
 
His monologuing and pontificating is past stuff like Dr. Claw at this point. It's like something out of a Jap cartoon now. I don't even believe he's offering Ralph deals in good faith at this point, because he immediately goes on Twitter and antagonizes Ralph into refusing the deal and tries to make him beg.
That's the keyword: antagonism. He's baiting and switching but the retard keeps giving Vickers online attention (which Vickers wants).
 
Vickers says that Ralph has been blowing up Faith via the talking parents app trying to get them to let him sign away his rights to Lil Xannie:
Isn't he already in trouble for misusing that app to harass Faith?

And isn't anything he sends to it basically self-authenticating evidence that can just be instantly entered into evidence against him?
 
dispute involving his grandson which is between Ralph and Faith.
And Faith's husband, if the purpose of the voluntary termination of parental rights is adoption (apparently in CA, voluntary termination is permitted in few instances due to the child's right to a parent-child relationship, and adoption by a parent's spouse is one of them. The terminating parent must file a petition then all parties must appear). I suspect this is why Vickers is claiming he's out of the discussion, because he appears to have been impeding it and potentially jeopardizing the outcome (even if Ralph was never serious in the first place). Shocker if Vickers overplayed his hand and screwed it all up. Should've let a lawyer lead on this instead of playing social media gotcha.

(Side note - a felony conviction is one of the grounds for involuntary termination, but understandably, involuntary termination has a high bar for being granted, and with Ralph purportedly paying some support [wtf do they not have a court order, if they don't?] and having seen Xander at least a time or two, and so thus not probably having legally abandoned the child, the felony conviction alone is unlikely a viable pathway/I speculate but do not know.)
the question of whether there is actual potential criminal liability doesn't matter that much, because it runs into the same problem that we now know Vickers did with the diary, which is that it's going to be impossible to find someone who cares.
Agree. There's too much chimping by Vickers and Ralph for anyone to be taken seriously. But even a putative appearance of coercion would likely be a bad look for a court considering a voluntary petition, if Ralph showed up with a changed mind even after filing and dropped an accusation during a hearing on the petition. Which he clearly would do. On the other hand, "yer honor, I was drunk and blasted when I agreed to give up my rights, prepared the petition, and filed it, so I want to withdraw it" is a bad look as well.

If Ethan had an ounce of integrity (ha), he would acknowledge that he really doesn't care about Xander at all (except as an extension of himself - "muh progeny," "muh first-born son," "fruit of my loins") as much as he cares about being rid of child support obligations [and again, if they have a handshake or even filed deal for below-baseline support, they should change that asap...interesting, though, that that hasn't seemed to come up at all], and he would terminate his parental claims and rights and just be done.

In general, I think terminating one's parental relationship is a terrible idea if you care about your child and are willing to be involved, and who knows if Faith's bf/fiancé /husband? is a solid-enough guy, but for Ethan, I think relinquishing those rights and never talking about or directly/indirectly interacting with any of the Vickers clan would be the best thing for that little boy. And I say that only because he has shown that he has nothing to offer but slap-fights and public denigration of his son's mother, and seemingly no capacity to refrain from it.
 
Ethan gaining majority parental rights.
am i going crazy for thinking that wouldnt be the worst outcome at this point? im disgusted that vickers almost was able to just live a normal life away from ralph and he just pissed it away because he needed that one little bit extra of humiliating ralph on top. idk if its worse than what ralphs done for the kids but idk it doesnt sit right with me. it speaks to this weird literal comic book villain megalomania.

which is a hell of a thing for someone like me whos position usually is "ethan ralph should be actually crucified and whipped"
 
it speaks to this weird literal comic book villain megalomania.
He does use his children as goons for his ends. Using Faith as a free ticket to Lolcowdom was plainly only the start for him. In a normal feud, even as fucked up as the Ralph/Vickers situation, non-affected family members such as Matt's son would be used as venues for at least some arbitration, but Mista Vickas instead uses him for mind games to epically own the Swine-master. That MATI commenter was absolutely right when he said that every member of Faith's family will be documented as cows, like a family tree to Matthew's failure.
 
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He does use his children as goons for his ends. Using Faith as a free ticket to Lolcowdom was plainly only the start for him. In a normal feud, even as fucked up as the Ralph/Vickers situation, non-affected family members such as Matt's son would be used as venues for at least some arbitration, but Mista Vickas instead uses him for mind games to epically own the Swine-master. That MATI commenter was absolutely right when he said that every member of Faith's family will be documented as cows, like a family tree to Matthew's failure.
I think it's reached a point where it's worse than ralph. Ralph was willing to end it even for probably just selfish reasons whereas vickers is willing to continue this even with every seflish and non selfish reason to let it go. It's like someone dunking you under not to save themselves but to die making sure you're even more likely to die

It's lich like and demonic
 
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I think it's reached a point where it's worse than ralph. Ralph was willing to end it even for probably just selfish reasons whereas vickers is willing to continue this even with every seflish and non selfish reason to let it go. It's like someone dunking you under not to save themselves but to die making sure you're even more likely to die

It's lich like and demonic
I have no problem with Vickers wanting Ralph to die.

I don't want Ralph to die, but I didn't have my daughter GUNTED.
 
I have no problem with Vickers wanting Ralph to die.

I don't want Ralph to die, but I didn't have my daughter GUNTED.
the thing is ralphs already dying, hes already dead broke. hes already forced to live in the gutters of the world fleeing poverty. he looks like shit, black men are fucking 2 out of 3 of his prospective or former mates and the last one is being beaten inside and out by big fucking tech. hes just sending his kids out on dumb missions to the gutter lanes of the world to dredge through trash and danger and preventing his grand child from being able to move past this smoother so he can call ralph a bitch some more and mock him some more on some internet show and i guess effectively slap him in court but even then it still seems like a poor trade off to me born out of caring less about your loved ones than just this weird sadism that seems to be born on the excuse of ralph having hurt his family rather than actual care that he hurt his family.

i mean ralph was almost just completely out of his life forever and that of his family but no, had to call ralph a bitch and say "now do this my way on my schedule right now bitch"
 
the thing is ralphs already dying, hes already dead broke. hes already forced to live in the gutters of the world fleeing poverty. he looks like shit, black men are fucking 2 out of 3 of his prospective or former mates and the last one is being beaten inside and out by big fucking tech. hes just sending his kids out on dumb missions to the gutter lanes of the world to dredge through trash and danger and preventing his grand child from being able to move past this smoother so he can call ralph a bitch some more and mock him some more on some internet show and i guess effectively slap him in court but even then it still seems like a poor trade off to me born out of caring less about your loved ones than just this weird sadism that seems to be born on the excuse of ralph having hurt his family rather than actual care that he hurt his family.

i mean ralph was almost just completely out of his life forever and that of his family but no, had to call ralph a bitch and say "now do this my way on my schedule right now bitch"
Vickers gives less than a fuck for his family.
That's his fucking excuse.
The Gunt is his ticket to attention and Internet clout that's all.
His daughter being Gunted was a dream come true for Ralph 2, he was miserable stuck in the coin shop with a wife that disgusts him and kids he hated, Faith fleeing to West Memphis and coming back with a Guntling in the oven was the best thing that ever happened to him, it gave him the chance to LARP online as a celebrity.
He keeps poking the pig not because he wants payback, its not for his families honor or Xanders sake, they would both be better without Ralphs drunken hillbilly carpet bagging Yankie ass in the picture, Vickers keeps Ralph in his sights because it's the only way he stays relevant.
He couldn't give a fuck about Faith or Xander, if he did he would avoid Ralph like the plague and make sure he was out of their life.
Ralph doesn't want the hassle of child support or having to deal with one of his bastards, he's only involved because he was provoked into it, if Ralph 2 shut the fuck up the Gunt would quickly fade into the past, but what is Ralph 2 without Ralph?
 
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Deal back on the table?
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48 minutes; GO GO GO!
Once he signs, Matty can give up the pretence and show Xander on camera. Make memorabilia with his face, hell, even unprivate and really sell the brand.
Sign what? I think Ralph just needed to agree. It takes quite of bit of paperwork, judge and a court order to forever surrender your parental rights....and in California they really don't care if bio-parents don't want to claim their child they will still go after him to get a small portion of the welfare benefits or foster care costs the state incurs caring for the child so it's actually difficult to legally sever the relationship.

Luckily for Faith:
The documents filed with the court must request termination of parental rights under California Family Code section 7820 and cite one or more of the following: abandonment, neglect or cruelty, substance abuse or moral depravity, a parent's felony conviction, a parent declared developmentally disabled or mentally ill, or a mentally-disabled parent.

The rules are complex, and nobody should try this without a lawyer's representation.

I think Ralph hits not just one, but all of those pre-reqs for termination. It generally a lot easier if a new father wants to adpot. As some lawyer that handles these matters states these requests almost always come from women who want their new husband to adopt the child. Probably a lot harder to accomplish if there isn't an new dad to claim the spot the old one is trying ti relinquish.
 
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