Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

[CECA Loather]

This stupid mother fucker, how many years ago was it that PPP, Warski, Brian Dunn, Godwinson, and many others warned this fat fucking retard to not chase internet fame? Reap what you sow boss hog.

The vickers familly is a god damn tragedy.

While I suppose financial issues are the main reason behind the divorce, the Vickers insisting on paying for lawsuits against Ralph despite not having the money did not help.

 

[Yung Snitcha]

Vickers should have just adopted the mindset “trust no Bish” and this could have been avoided.

I only Feel for Xander in this Situation.

Looks like he's reading his own thread
T / A

 

[Sicko Hunter]

DVRO? Decided victory Ralphamale owns?

 

[break these cuffs]

Looks like he's reading his own thread
T / A

Didn't he abandon the handle and it got taken over? I can never keep the lore of cows I'm not actively reading the thread of straight.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Don't think of it as the end of a story, think of it as just another diaper in the the fire.

 

[PhoBingas]

Didn't he abandon the handle and it got taken over? I can never keep the lore of cows I'm not actively reading the thread of straight.

Iirc, the last time he left twitter an alog grabbed his handle and started posting. No idea if viggers got it back or if it's still a sock puppet.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Complete EOR victory. Now that Vickers is decimated, Ethan gets his shiny red truck back, all charges in the USA get dropped, the torta guy forgives $20,000 in torta debt, the piss bottles turn back into alcohol, Aaron Imholte goes to prison for revenge porn (which is a very real crime when someone else does it), and every prostitute in Mexico joins his harem.

Karen Farms raped, murdered, thrown into the woodchipper, and the remains burned in an Arby's dumpster.

 

[Fear and Bullets]

Ralph really just is the cursed Teflon piggy isn't he? Everyone who interacts with him somehow ends up losing in the end. Granted he loses worse and karma lifts his folds and rapes him every time. The squealing from this should be semi entertaining at least.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He is - but let's be honest here, if you had to pick one to spend an evening with, you would pick Ralph.

No father of daughters (except Rekieta) would want to spend one minute in Ralph’s presence without a wood chipper with an oversized opening on standby. Vickers is the kind of guy you can clown to his face and he’ll have no idea. He says stuff like “I’m the nicest guy you’ll ever meet” (remember that one?) with a straight face. Shit’s hilarious.

Whereas Ralph is a degenerate wigger who smells as foul as he looks and can’t conduct himself with even a base level of propriety. He’s an active drunk, drug addict and violent, thin-skinned bitch.

I’d rather hang with Vickers and try to work out how a family this ugly even came to be.

 

[Red Frida]

This comment left me speechless for an hour.

Glad I could help.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I don't remember who it was but some genius on here said Vickers is the kind of guy to do gay shit like pretend to force choke somebody and I remember it and laugh about it every few weeks. God bless.

 

[bile demon]

Vickers is a highly underrated cow. His thread has only been getting updates sporadically the past year or so, but when it rains, it fucking pours. The completely unnecessary destruction and life ruination he has brought upon himself and everyone around him rivals that of Rick and Rackets. It's a shame he got buckbroken by Gunt so hard he had to leave the internet in shame. I hope his demented fat whore of a daughter eventually succumbs to her unquenchable thirst for clout and airs the family's dirty laundry online.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Major update to the Vickers Divorce Saga:

Matthew Vickers filed for a Domestic Violence Protective Order against his wife, Arianna Vickers on November 11, 2024. Mr. Vickers is seeking a temporary restraining order and review of firearms against Arianna. From the filings, I cannot discern whether the alleged domestic violence was inflicted on Mr. Vickers himself, or one of his children.
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The hearing will be scheduled for December 4, 2024.
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So much for that "paper divorce" Cog said this supposedly was.

SUFFAH VICKERS

This stupid mother fucker, how many years ago was it that PPP, Warski, Brian Dunn, Godwinson, and many others warned this fat fucking retard to not chase internet fame? Reap what you sow boss hog.

The vickers familly is a god damn tragedy.

Everybody from Farms told him to stop getting involved after he got Faith back and he refuse to listen instead he double down like an idiot.

If your husband was wasting all of the family money to chase around a Gunt online that was constantly buck breaking him and humiliating your whole family for e-clout, wouldn't you want to pistol whip some sense into him?

I couldn't believe that he wasted his tax refund to sue Ralph and Ralph ended up winning and he had no lawyer. That's Rekieta level of an L.

Total Ralphamale Victory, Hairy Morris you're next!

Unfortunately Harry isn't a dumbass like Vickers.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Vickers is a highly underrated cow. His thread has only been getting updates sporadically the past year or so, but when it rains, it fucking pours. The completely unnecessary destruction and life ruination he has brought upon himself and everyone around him rivals that of Rick and Rackets. It's a shame he got buckbroken by Gunt so hard he had to leave the internet in shame. I hope his demented fat whore of a daughter eventually succumbs to her unquenchable thirst for clout and airs the family's dirty laundry online.

Ehh I don’t know about underrated. You basically have to know a bunch of retarded sektor lore to really care about him. If you don’t care about Ralph you won’t care about Vickers.

 

[BigPeanut]

I hate vickers more then I hate Ralph, so this is kino news.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Total Ralphamale Victory, Hairy Morris you're next!

Doubtful. Piggertits and Viggertits were made for each other. Muerte Harry is undefeated because Ralph never went up against a functioning adult with a sense of humor.

 

[Mahavitchnu Orchestra]

The 2020 Summer of Gunt was so eventful. I recall checking for developments while doing normal mundane shit--getting tires, grocery shopping, doctor appointments, etc. There was a new rant, a new embarrassment, a new poopy thumb, all rapid fire entertainment.

I seem to remember that none of us thought we'd still be harvesting in four years. The easy answer was that we thought Salty Sandra's less-capable son wouldn't survive the year, but I think it was more a feeling that we couldn't keep reaping such gifts forever. 2021 brought us even more joy. Surely he couldn't give us MORE years of West Memphis magic.

This lends credence to Piggertits's claim that his enemies give him life force.

Is Viggertits a lolcow? I'll cede that debate to others, but I offer that the whole clan Viggers viggering is definitely a band of lolcows, if there were to be one. Mediocre on their own merits, powerful in combination, like drum circle hippies or jam band guys. Lolnyrd Skynyrd.

 

[free_protons4u]

Iirc, the last time he left twitter an alog grabbed his handle and started posting. No idea if viggers got it back or if it's still a sock puppet.

Of course it's a sock puppet retard. Look at the post history. Jesus you people really are autistic

 

[Firemalzahn]

Ralphamales we eating good

 

[not william stenchever]

I seem to remember that none of us thought we'd still be harvesting in four years. The easy answer was that we thought Salty Sandra's less-capable son wouldn't survive the year, but I think it was more a feeling that we couldn't keep reaping such gifts forever. 2021 brought us even more joy. Surely he couldn't give us MORE years of West Memphis magic.

Our god of corn is a mighty one indeed. We must keep up the sacrifices for the good of the realm.