Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

[break these cuffs]

No but I would fight 1,000 Falklands Wars to protect Xander.

When I look up at the sky, I am comforted that, under this very same sky live thousands of pro-Vickers forces. We breathe the same air and share the same struggle, and the same relentless spirit animates our affairs. We are your neighbors, children, parents, friends, teachers, doctors, and confidants. We build and police your streets, and our names are spoken of with reverent fear from the the C-suite to the roughest streets of Compton.

Ok, that one made me laugh.

 

[bluehawk]

Ok, that one made me laugh.

Thanks. Just larping though unfortunately. Ralph has been boring as fuck lately.

 

[wharf rat]

Thanks. Just larping though unfortunately. Ralph has been boring as fuck lately.

Lately? IMO the Gunt is pretty one dimensional for a long time and not that funny plus Null's feud with him is probably one of the gayest things going on in this corner of the Internet. However everyone involved in the Vickers side of the saga has been producing consistent kino for over a year. Fucking based and better than reality TV. That daddyvicks himself has found an online home at is beyond funny to

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Lately? IMO the Gunt is pretty one dimensional for a long time and not that funny plus Null's feud with him is probably one of the gayest things going on in this corner of the Internet. However everyone involved in the Vickers side of the saga has been producing consistent kino for over a year. Fucking based and better than reality TV. That daddyvicks himself has found an online home at is beyond funny to

What? Ralph has been consistently making an utter fool of himself for two years straight with awe inspiring bad decisions.

In the past year he’s got two crazy women pregnant, got engaged to a half-Jew pedo horse woman, released a humiliating sex tape of himself, is facing jail time for it, developed a gambling problem, doxed his own subscribers, totaled his car and gets furious and angry at the tiniest joke. He declared Rackets his “blood enemy” for a nothing comment on his farting, and did so right before Rackets went super sonic in Ralph’s “sector” for a trial that Ralph couldn’t even manage to cover consistently.

The Vickers are just helping the Gunted monkey dance for us a bit faster.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

Matthew Vickers and that clan of colossal fuck ups is only funny because of how monumentally pathetically sad they are as a family. Honestly surprised Ralph and Faith DIDN'T work out. Because he seems like such a natural fit to that dysfunctional mess called a "family".

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Matthew Vickers and that clan of colossal fuck ups is only funny because of how monumentally pathetically sad they are as a family. Honestly surprised Ralph and Faith DIDN'T work out. Because he seems like such a natural fit to that dysfunctional mess called a "family".

If Vickers family had been a welfare dependent, unemployed trash family you might be right. The mere fact MV has held down real jobs, runs his own business, owns his home, raising five kids and been married 20 years puts him way above the Ralph clan.

Ralph has lived his entire life in a rented trailers with Mama, the state takes care of his brother, Ralph is a convicted felon with a drinking problem and he has never managed to hold a job. He’s also got two nutty women he isn’t married to pregnant.

I mean if you want to use only the metric of acting like retards online -fine. Vickers can compete there. But any real world metric that matters Ralph can be trumped by almost anyone because he’s just broke, fat, drunk, wigger trailer trash with two baby mamas that scrapes by by making an ass of himself on a stream. He only finally moved out of his mom’s house at age 35 ffs. He’s about as bottom on the barrel as it gets. He will be among his own kind in county come January.

 

[Fannyscum]

Vickers responds to Ralph's recent "a year ago I was trapped by a dang dirty liar" post.


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Also weighs in on Ralph getting absolutely felted by the commentary community:

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[Fannyscum]

Fake ass Mel Gibson here talking like a movie trailer:

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[FuzzMushr00m]

@MWV is out there snatching every motherfucker birthday

 

[Spaghetti Policy]

Feuding with Ralph is probably a high point in Vickers’ life. It’s obvious Fai & Vickers are attention whores. I wouldn’t be surprised if he talks to random patrons in his coin shop about Ralph. Vickers and Fai think the world revolves around them and feel the relentless need to tell everyone there interpretation of it. I’m sure a lot of people leave his shop thinking he is bat shit crazy.

Fai probably inherited some of her BPD characteristics from her father. They have a lot of similar behavior like having a knack for smear campaigns while playing victim.

 

[break these cuffs]

Feuding with Ralph is probably a high point in Vickers’ life. It’s obvious Fai & Vickers are attention whores. I wouldn’t be surprised if he talks to random patrons in his coin shop about Ralph. Vickers and Fai think the world revolves around them and feel the relentless need to tell everyone there interpretation of it. I’m sure a lot of people leave his shop thinking he is bat shit crazy.

Fai probably inherited some of her BPD characteristics from her father. They have a lot of similar behavior like having a knack for smear campaigns while playing victim.

If only he could count 'raising a respectable daughter to adulthood' as one of his life achievements.

 

[Fannyscum]

Fake ass Mel Gibson here talking like a movie trailer:
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He's really looking forward to Ralph's revenge porn trial, Merry Christmas everyone.

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[There Is Light At The End]

He's really looking forward to Ralph's revenge porn trial, Merry Christmas everyone.
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I think, entire board looking forward to it as well. And I, personally, rooting for gunt. He needs this W to continue to entertain us

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's really looking forward to Ralph's revenge porn trial, Merry Christmas everyone.
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Paging @AnOminous: Do judges even care about this kind of drama stoking or is it the kind of thing they’d find obnoxious and immature af? I know all judges are different and many are blissfully unaware of the shitposting that surrounds cases, but it seems there’s a non-zero chance this kind of dipshittery could backfire.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I think, entire board looking forward to it as well. And I, personally, rooting for gunt. He needs this W to continue to entertain us

No, an L would be an investment in future Kino. Yes, there would be an initial drought for a couple of months - but the ramifications on Ralph will inevitably make him more erratic and irritable in the coming years.

 

[Harshed Mellow]

I wonder how much time he'll spend in county, I have a sneaking suspicion he's in deep shit either way if the Vickers clan is showing up front and center with the baby he's never met in tow. He had better hope it's a man without kids for a judge. I think a woman or father will drop the hammer down on him with the victim and father looking on.

Last time he went to jail, I honestly think it was good for him. He seemed to cut back the booze and keep somewhat slim for a minute there. I don't expect jail will be positive for him this go round, last time he had Nora and at least some support. Not so much this time.

I don't see Meigh loading up his commissary so he can pay people off with honey buns and snickers. I also don't see Gator running his show while he's gone now. This next chapter is exhilarating.

Some advice Ralph, save your money as much as you can. The price of hay is double what is was last year, the price of sweet feed is rising fast and fertilizer will be hard to get at reasonable prices. All that will trickle down and even the Farrier will soon be unaffordable.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Paging @AnOminous: Do judges even care about this kind of drama stoking or is it the kind of thing they’d find obnoxious and immature af? I know all judges are different and many are blissfully unaware of the shitposting that surrounds cases, but it seems there’s a non-zero chance this kind of dipshittery could backfire.

I'm just some asshole from some other country but with my Osmosis University "Law" Degree it doesn't really look like any of these countdown tweets would violate talking to/threatening at poor defenseless Ethan. All he has is the checkmark, guys! Seriously: There's plenty of stuff around New Years that he conceivably could be talking about and argue in favor since they're all just weeks and not a specific countdown.

 

[SargonF00t]

If Ralph goes to jail for revenge porn, would this be enough of a thing to see Twitter take away his blue checkmark, if his jailing were to be brought to Twitter's attention?

 

[AnOminous]

Paging @AnOminous: Do judges even care about this kind of drama stoking or is it the kind of thing they’d find obnoxious and immature af? I know all judges are different and many are blissfully unaware of the shitposting that surrounds cases, but it seems there’s a non-zero chance this kind of dipshittery could backfire.

You know, judges are just actually people. Some of them adhere to a strict ethical code where they ignore everything that isn't actually brought to them directly in a filing. Some of them would see this shit and flip out. And many of them would see this shit and flip out and then figure out how to work this into their ruling in a seemingly unbiased way. It's really up to the individual.

All I can really say is newbie judges are almost always assigned to family law and have to deal with this bullshit and usually get out of it as soon as they can. The ones who don't are the few who are actually for some reason really good at this kind of case and like it, or vicious sadists who actually like fucking people over for no good reason.

Stay out of family court at all costs.

Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

If it means giving the bitch literally everything you own and more, do that shit. Do not enter this tomb of horrors.

 

[byuu]

If Ralph goes to jail for revenge porn, would this be enough of a thing to see Twitter take away his blue checkmark, if his jailing were to be brought to Twitter's attention?

Going to jail is what made Twitter gave him a blue checkmark in the first place.
Twitter wanted more attention to this Gamergate figure who is a violent felon trying to punch women.