Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

[Love Machine]

Okay vickers is now 100% just fucking retarded. if this is going to be a regular thing it only serves to paint a target on his back.

 

[plastic holic]

Not surprised he’s so eager to evidently give up more information on his family for clout.

He even has the typical streamer set up.

Dudes already so addicted to the e-fame he doesn’t have.

Very excited to watch this arc and see how easily and openly he’ll spill his spaghetti.

 

[Christorian X]

If Vickers (@MWV I know you're still reading this) wants to establish himself as Ralph's true Nemesis and build a e-celeb status off it, the best place to start would be Bowling Alley Wedding. If he can pull off some well executed tomfoolery, people like Dax will have a great time ripping on Ralph about it. Embarrassing Ralph in front of the only people he considers "friends" at his own white trash wedding could create some epic-tier kino and help Vickers find some audience...

 

[3322]

If Vickers (@MWV I know you're still reading this) wants to establish himself as Ralph's true Nemesis and build a e-celeb status off it, the best place to start would be Bowling Alley Wedding. If he can pull off some well executed tomfoolery, people like Dax will have a great time ripping on Ralph about it. Embarrassing Ralph in front of the only people he considers "friends" at his own white trash wedding could create some epic-tier kino and help Vickers find some audience...

He should run up to Pantsu and Ralph and pull the fake plastic belly from under Pantsus weddingdress anime-cosplay.

 

[Christorian X]

He should run up to Pantsu and Ralph and pull the fake plastic belly from under Pantsus weddingdress anime-cosplay.

Just off the top of my head, the TaskRabbit and Fiverr communities could be quite helpful. People in corn outfits fitted with cameras, getting bluetooth speakers to play Jarbo tracks (World's Best Dad comes to mind) , sending wedding presents filled with corn and diapers, buying tickets for IP2 schizos with a reward-tier system for different things they can pull off, hire a catering company to deliver carrots in feed bags, send a process server with a summons for Xander's paternity, etc.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Ethan Ralph 2 opens his podcast by explaining a joke where he pretends to be Ralph and then acts surprised when people don't get the joke and think he's actually just like Ralph.

He then goes on to explain how he's better than Ralph. But as we know,
>Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

This involves a list of things he's "never done" but that Ralph has. Granted, these are such monumental fuck ups that few people feel the need to clarify they've never done them. Here's another list:

1. My daughter never ran away from home during a mental breakdown caused by being around me.
2. My daughter never accused me of abusing her.
3. My daughter has never been gunted.
4. My daughter never had revenge porn released of her.
5. My daughter never had revenge porn released of her while in an asylum.
6. I never raised another man's child.

1-5 doesn't bother Ralph 2 because he genuinely doesn't consider his child's retardation a reflection of his fatherhood and his failures as a parent. 6 doesn't bother him because Ralph 2 is spiteful like Ralph 1 and considers Xander a way to spite Ralph 1.

Its pretty disingenuous to call raising a grandkid raising "another man's child". They're still your family.

vickers has a youtube channel?
this i got to see.
Vickers is Ralph 2, just without the alcoholism, not 5 foot 1, not as fat.
its like looking at a distortion mirror. is vickers what ralph could have been like, had he been raised under better conditions?
if being like Vickers is the best case scenario for you, you were fucked no matter what.

Vicker said and i quote. "i've never been 34, helping my high school girlfriend pick out a prom dress." you mean your own daughter, you fuckface?

Ralph is going to become Vickers over the next 20 years when Reroll fucks a nigger or something to spite him just like Faith did to Vickers.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph is going to become Vickers over the next 20 years when Reroll fucks a nigger or something to spite him just like Faith did to Vickers.

Except Ralph lacks the funds Vickers has to piss away on shenanigans. It has to eat him alive that Vickers is financially successful while he’s ducking and diving to hide income and using Meigh’s accounts because his are so far in the red.

 

[stupid frog]

His place looks nice enough, I really doubt that mic made a dent on his finances.

I for one welcome better audio from the lolcows in this sektur.

I assume he just asked Andy what he used and bought the highest end version of that.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

You’ve also never:

7. Launched a whole-ass website about your teenaged daughter’s multiple mental illnesses and cross-country sexual antics with a gunt.

8. Tried to launch a YouTube career off the back of your teenaged daughter’s impregnation by a gunt.

9. Paid hundreds of dollars to YouTubers who’ve spent literally years calling your daughter a lying whore and producing content centered around her multiple mental illnesses and cross-country sexual antics with a gunt.

10. Retardedly tried to shame the utterly shameless Ethan Ralph into returning some highly replaceable/meaningless items your whore daughter left at his house while pregnant in the nut house.

The list goes on.

You’re seriously underestimating our Dear Leader, he doesn’t even have a daughter yet. Give him time, I believe in him

 

[Null]

Its pretty disingenuous to call raising a grandkid raising "another man's child". They're still your family.

It's absolutely not disingenuous because that retard and her kid would never step foot in my house. He is saddled with the Guntling. Every day Ethan Ralph takes a shit in his pants and Vickers cleans it up. This is now his life.

 

[Michael Janke]

Its pretty disingenuous to call raising a grandkid raising "another man's child". They're still your family.

dude, if you raise your own grandchildren, you've failed at life.
you're not supposed to raise your grandchildren.
an obvious exception is if the parents die or something and there's no other choice.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

It's absolutely not disingenuous because that retard and her kid would never step foot in my house. He is saddled with the Guntling. Every day Ethan Ralph takes a shit in his pants and Vickers cleans it up. This is now his life.

I'd call that "raising your retarded daughter's tard baby". Ethan Ralph has gunted vickers bloodline, but when you say "raise another man's child" the implication is cuckery.

 

[Michael Janke]

TFW your daughter being abused and impregnated is the springboard you've been looking for to finally get into the influencer game like you've (probably) always wanted!

Thanks, Faith! Now daddy's gonna be a star!

its like a super shitty episode of 16 and pregant, but even sadder.
or like the Kardashian Rayjay sextape, only with Faith and the Gunt, instead of Kim and Rayjay

 

[MuttMurderingMensch]

Dude what’s up with the blinking?? What the fuck is wrong with you dude? Stop rubbing your hands together this isn’t an “epic troll” this is repulsive.

 

[northstar747]

@MWV

Your doing it wrong (I am assuming you just want e fame)

First there are innovators, then imitators, and finally idots.

Aping a streaming set up room/studio is just stupid there are millions who ve copied that shit.

The people our competing with have been doing it for years fuck the big push in the IBS shit was knoxville and that was FUCKING 4 YEARS AGO.

Null, PPP, Mundane Matt. Andy and crew have minded the deep veins of guntium

Look at nick rekita for example he built a niche by reading long boring legal documents on stream and providing durr durr simple first year law school explanation/takes and even then its taken him years to build his audience. FUCK he even avoided gunt drama till the big just go too big.

What you should ve done is not streaming but more of a pod cast where you do some research and scripting and produce episode where you talk about the coin shop/where you live/ghost hunting/other retarded adventure

BASICALLY NOT FAITH OR THE GUNT.

If your gonna do a stream then you need to fucking have guests.

After a few months of making this kinda CONTENT

You have the gunt episode.

edit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sLIaq8upV8

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Just stop @MWV

 

[Null]

I'd call that "raising your retarded daughter's tard baby". Ethan Ralph has gunted vickers bloodline, but when you say "raise another man's child" the implication is cuckery.

You're splitting hairs. Matthew Vickers has been genetically cuckolded. He has one grandchild and it is Ethan Ralph's.

 

[Michael Janke]

where did Matthew steal that profile pic from anyway?

 

[TherapyMan]

I will definitely tune into Matthew Vickers' show if he livestreams his murder-suicide of Ethan Ralph.

 

[break these cuffs]

where did Matthew steal that profile pic from anyway?

What kind of low class slob do you think he is? Do you take him for the kind of sumbag who'd leverage his daughter getting filmed with a thumb shoved up her ass by a fat pill addicted wigger into become a nobody on the internet? He owns a successful business. He layaways Disneyland, not even World lol, annual passes for his whole family. Have you seen his hat? His streaming setup? His logos! Vickers is a cool calm and collected professional. A long time fan either made it or he commissioned it from someone off deviant art who draws ironic metal band album covers.

My favorite thing about Vickers besides his ego, I believe he stores it in his prodigious gunt, is how ludicrous his self-image is. He gave himself a nickname like he's a UFC fighter or some shit and thinks he's a Machiavellian schemer. The reality is Fatt is a gunt toting balding pawnshop owner with a fat wife, a trainwreck of a daughter, at least one son as dumb as he is, and he dreams of having a Gator level audience for his shitty videos some day.

To clarify, I do think he commissioned the logo because he's a fat delusional moron whether he paid someone for it or got it as a favor.

Just stop @MWV
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Please don't.