Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

  • Tumour

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  • Stroke

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  • Gecko hybrid

    Votes: 396 27.4%
  • Dry eyes

    Votes: 33 2.3%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 766 53.0%

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It would be far funnier if Vickers wasn’t a coward hiding behind the RO. I’m well aware of why Vickers has the RO. At this point I kinda hope the judge sees that Vickers isn’t actually afraid and did this just to be vindictive and throws it out. Then we can enjoy Vickers crying and watch Vickers and Ralph go at it like God intended.
I don't think the tradcath church fully accepts two mens goin' all Brokenback Mountains on each uthers.
 
That was one of the weirder parts of that whole MATI segment, imo. Vickers pivots and takes the position that, actually, he doesn't have to raise the child at all. Presumably he is trying to imply that Faith is doing such a good job on her own that his help isn't needed in the first place. Two diapers, that's all he's had to change. Maybe people have different experiences than myself, but most grandparents that I see are tripping over themselves to help raise the baby in whatever way they can. A baby sends everyone into a frenzy of husbandry and they want to spend every minute they can with it, even when the parents are more than capable of rearing the child on their own. But since Vickers IS Ralph he has to go, "No I don't have to help raise the baby at all motherfucker. IT'S NAWT TRU! Only two diapers, god damn broke dick farms!"
He can't concede that he is raising his grandkid because in his mind that would be giving Ralph a win over him. "Oh I totally didn't get stuck raising another child while the douchebag that knocked up my teen daughter got off scott free!"

It's not even just that angle either. You see it a lot with people like Ralph, but when a opponent of theirs takes a position or puts out a claim about them they will immediately take the opposite side because they are at war with that person. Whether it's true or not. Look at how quickly Ralph revealed his relationship with Ade back during his and Null's argument on The Dick Show. He immediately jumped at Null's claim just so he could argue that Null was wrong.
 
The Vickers needs to be grilled more about how and why their daughter was allowed (or even able) to be pimped out as Dicks house. Like, that part of the arc just seems to be glossed over by everyone due to the insanity of everything else. How does she know the creepy balding drug dealer? How are they on good enough terms that she gets to chill at his crack shack and end up meeting Ralph? The fact that it happened to her means there are probably other recent-18's that mysteriously show up at Masterson's place, too. It has a similar vibe to that art girl (who I think lives with digy now?) that dick manipulated into abandoning her parents or whatever that story was. I bet there are other crept upon girls we don't even know about. We know from the staying-with-ralph arc that Faith can't do much on her own, so her parents had to be involved with delivering her to Dick "I imagine myself as the woman when watching porn" Masterson.

Very sussy.
 
The Vickers needs to be grilled more about how and why their daughter was allowed (or even able) to be pimped out as Dicks house. Like, that part of the arc just seems to be glossed over by everyone due to the insanity of everything else. How does she know the creepy balding drug dealer? How are they on good enough terms that she gets to chill at his crack shack and end up meeting Ralph? The fact that it happened to her means there are probably other recent-18's that mysteriously show up at Masterson's place, too. It has a similar vibe to that art girl (who I think lives with digy now?) that dick manipulated into abandoning her parents or whatever that story was. I bet there are other crept upon girls we don't even know about. We know from the staying-with-ralph arc that Faith can't do much on her own, so her parents had to be involved with delivering her to Dick "I imagine myself as the woman when watching porn" Masterson.

Very sussy.
I thought the story was that Ralph DMed her on twitter (after she posted cookies she made or some shit) and eventually he invited her to the barbie dream mansion? Not sure how she actually got there, though.
 
The Vickers needs to be grilled more about how and why their daughter was allowed (or even able) to be pimped out as Dicks house. Like, that part of the arc just seems to be glossed over by everyone due to the insanity of everything else. How does she know the creepy balding drug dealer? How are they on good enough terms that she gets to chill at his crack shack and end up meeting Ralph? The fact that it happened to her means there are probably other recent-18's that mysteriously show up at Masterson's place, too. It has a similar vibe to that art girl (who I think lives with digy now?) that dick manipulated into abandoning her parents or whatever that story was. I bet there are other crept upon girls we don't even know about. We know from the staying-with-ralph arc that Faith can't do much on her own, so her parents had to be involved with delivering her to Dick "I imagine myself as the woman when watching porn" Masterson.

Very sussy.
Both @MWV and Faith have talked about it, though I don't remember the deets and whether or not they would be enough to satisfy you. Fatt let the internet raise his daughter during her teenage years and Faith was a shut in who sought out father figures on places like twitter and pedocord. I don't remember exactly how she came upon Diddler Dax, but that's the short version. If she was a guy she'd probably be just another faceless autist in the Sweetie Squad instead of gunted.

Social media has made it easier than ever before for people to search out those who would take advantage of them.
 
The relationship between my grandfather and father was not one of sheer animosity and autism like this. The only reason I say it is because it's funny and makes Vickers say shit like "I actually don't raise the kid at all".
well another important thing to factor in is that your father wasn’t ethan ralph
 
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Vicky is so unwilling to raise a child, he farmed Fai Fai and Xanax off to grandmas or whatever.
It makes me wonder just how much Faith does and how she'll fair on her own. Vickers has said he's hardly lifting a finger to help raise the kind, but that doesn't mean meemaw isn't elbow deep in shart and she won't be around forever. If Vickers or Mrs. V get left the house in the estate, are they just going to let Faith live there so she will stay out of their hair and safely away from their home?
 
The Vickers needs to be grilled more about how and why their daughter was allowed (or even able) to be pimped out as Dicks house. Like, that part of the arc just seems to be glossed over by everyone due to the insanity of everything else. How does she know the creepy balding drug dealer? How are they on good enough terms that she gets to chill at his crack shack and end up meeting Ralph? The fact that it happened to her means there are probably other recent-18's that mysteriously show up at Masterson's place, too. It has a similar vibe to that art girl (who I think lives with digy now?) that dick manipulated into abandoning her parents or whatever that story was. I bet there are other crept upon girls we don't even know about. We know from the staying-with-ralph arc that Faith can't do much on her own, so her parents had to be involved with delivering her to Dick "I imagine myself as the woman when watching porn" Masterson.

Very sussy.
Dick facilitated the meeting between Ralph and Faith. Faith told her parents she was staying with a friend or family member who was sick or moving. The parents believed her. Faith was a Destiny, Metokur and Warski fangirl. Destiny was at the Barbie Dream Mansion too. She became aware of Ralph because of Metokur appearing on the Mundane Matt stream. She was thumbed by Ralph and maybe more e-celebs.

The art girl is Mint Salad. Mint is with Riley, Dick's producer at the time.
 
It makes me wonder just how much Faith does and how she'll fair on her own. Vickers has said he's hardly lifting a finger to help raise the kind, but that doesn't mean meemaw isn't elbow deep in shart and she won't be around forever. If Vickers or Mrs. V get left the house in the estate, are they just going to let Faith live there so she will stay out of their hair and safely away from their home?
I don't know how he can pretend he isn't the sole provider for Faith when she works at his coin shop and lives with her grandmother. Just because he's not literally wiping her ass, doesn't mean he's not funding her existence.

I wonder what Faith's long-term plans are, besides the coin store. She's not doing college or anything that involves long-term career prospects. The absolute best case scenario is for her to get married to someone that provides for her and Xander, but uhh, that's going to require someone who is A) Somewhat successful and B) Desperate enough. Plus, her relationship history is not indicative of sane or reasonable men.

Either way, Matt's going to be hands-off, yet completely fiscally responsible for Faith and Xander for their entire lives. It's basically child support except 18 isn't when it stops.
 
Fucking hell vickers, you fat dumb bastard, you keep making the most stupid choice imaginable
Which makes him just like Ralph. I am starting to think that Vickers is Ralph's doppelganger or vice versa. The only differences is that Vickers is slightly more successful than Ralph in that he owns a business and is married. Other than that he is almost a clone of Ralph.
 
It makes me wonder just how much Faith does and how she'll fair on her own. Vickers has said he's hardly lifting a finger to help raise the kind, but that doesn't mean meemaw isn't elbow deep in shart and she won't be around forever. If Vickers or Mrs. V get left the house in the estate, are they just going to let Faith live there so she will stay out of their hair and safely away from their home?
Let's hope Vickers gets into a nasty inheritance battle with more respectable cousins in the Vickers clan over MeeMaw's Estate.
 
Which makes him just like Ralph. I am starting to think that Vickers is Ralph's doppelganger or vice versa. The only differences is that Vickers is slightly more successful than Ralph in that he owns a business and is married. Other than that he is almost a clone of Ralph.
Women subconsciously look for men who treat them the way their fathers did growing up. Not only is Vickers the reason why Faith dated Ralph, Vickers IS Ralph.
 
I don't know how he can pretend he isn't the sole provider for Faith when she works at his coin shop and lives with her grandmother. Just because he's not literally wiping her ass, doesn't mean he's not funding her existence.

I wonder what Faith's long-term plans are, besides the coin store. She's not doing college or anything that involves long-term career prospects. The absolute best case scenario is for her to get married to someone that provides for her and Xander, but uhh, that's going to require someone who is A) Somewhat successful and B) Desperate enough. Plus, her relationship history is not indicative of sane or reasonable men.

Either way, Matt's going to be hands-off, yet completely fiscally responsible for Faith and Xander for their entire lives. It's basically child support except 18 isn't when it stops.
Gunt felted and another victory for Vickerbros everywhere! I can just imagine how much Ralph seethes about not having to pay child support on his trips to Vegas.

Not that I think Ralph would pay child support. He'd still go to Vegas and lose it gambling, but owing child support is something that could get him into actual court trouble he cares about. Things like jail time, garnishment, and license suspension are all on the table. Instead of making the logical choices of either cutting the deadbeat out of their lives entirely or buttfucking the deadbeat in court, the Vickers braintrust has decided to instead vaguepost on social media and publicly play out the drama. At least we get to benefit from their attentionwhoring.

Caesers won't be comping Ralph his visitation trips. At most I'd expect a spite visit with a bunch of gifts and then a long list of excuses for the rest of Ralph's life.
 
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Ralph also isn't the only one comped at a Casino, if you get my drift :)

Keep winning, Mr Vickers!
 
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The amount of interaction Ralph gets on his twitter account and on his streams... We are witnessing his downfall in real-time, it's a long slow death he thinks he's winning but he hasn't realized it yet he's been infected with a slow moving gunt cancer that is gradually consuming him bit by bit and when he realizes what it is it will be too late.

You can't win by streaming yourself watching TV and remaining quiet little piggie. How's that odyssy exclusivity deal going ?

How about killstream.tv?

Keep commenting about your legal woes it makes way better entertainment tubs.
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Ralph and his Manhattan attorney, or is it the female Richmond criminal defense attorney he’s paid several times now, just laughing and knee slapping over the mere idea that Ralphamale uses more than one Twitter account.

Ralph’s Lawyer just loves to chew the fat with her fat, drunk convicted client about all the crazy shit alogs say online about him and how it’s HILARIOUS they could even think such a thing. Pure comedy!

Ralphamale should be charging his lawyer for all the laughs and entertainment he provides her.
 
a Virginia psychiatrist has probably seen worse then Ethan Ralph.
in fact, stories like Faiths are probably common place their.
nothing that would make him, "break down into tears."
hell, considering its virginia, he's probably seen a dozen ethan ralphs.
....i should become a shrink think of all the exclusive content
 
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