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If I were the judge having to read this shit I'd just off myself. This reads like Ralph was drowning in Xannyberries.
Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.
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FundusOHoolihan
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Check out the wetbrain on Ethan.
Nice wernicke korsakoff syndrome, retard.
ETA: Dumbass
Nice wernicke korsakoff syndrome, retard.
ETA: Dumbass
Christorian X
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You'll notice he tries to assert his 5th amendment rights about the revenge porn but then nullifies that when he starts saying "Its NAWT TRUUU" in the same doc.
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This is the second time I believe he wrote this at court hearing “Trust me, there’s a lot more. But I don’t have ton of time, 
. What a Dummy, no wonder he took the plea.
. What a Dummy, no wonder he took the plea.
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So I was right, Ralph's "win" condition was to simply slither this fat gut onto the birth certificate because Josh's paper abortion comment got Ralph extremely mad.
Highlights:
Ralph claims he works for 19 hours a day, this gives him 5 hours of sleep with no time to brush his teeth, shower, or make food.
Sleeping from 5am to nearly 1:30pm.
Ralph doesn't want anything to do with the family, doesn't want to pay child support to gain custody or visitation rights, yet he claimed the Vickers is stopping him from seeing Xander.
All Ralph ever wanted was to slither his fat gut onto a piece of paper because Josh's statement made him very mad. His existence is characterised by proving us "wrong" or trying to "one-up" his haters and a-logs.
Crying about a gossip forum in his blog post response document, then calling the act of gossiping "dangerous".
He expected to be exonerated of the revenge pornography charges.
He uses the same retarded 13-year-old psychopathic girl is unreliable line of logic in his insane rebuttal.
- Faith was lying a lot when she was a kid, so what she's saying now isn't reliable too?
- The court should care and consider what someone did at the age of 13? I guess all those engineers and scientists can eat shit because they probably believed in the tooth fairy or Santa Claus when they were 14.
- If this kind of idiotic Ad Hominem nonsense holds any merit in court, then Ralph's history would make him look even worse.
Ralph cares more about the rights to call Vickers fat and Faith a Trollop birther than his own son.
Is he still gonna cry about the Vickers stopping him from establishing a relationship with his son?
"I have no desire to see Xander Vickers".
"They stole Xander from me".
Cope and seethe.
How mad was he?
Idon'tcareaboutxander butIwill copeandseetheanddilate
"Fiancee (sic)", every single ESL I know writes better than Ralph.
Makes no sense, what was he even trying to convey?
my family and I***
It's not that hard, Ralph.
"Leave me and my family alone".
"I want to retain the rights to shit talk them on Twitter".
"Silence me on social media".
Ralph values his gay bird account more. So how did Vickers silence Ralph? Did he issue copyright strikes and DMCA takedown notices?
Faith Vickers won.
Maybe your apostrophe and spacebar keys would work if you didn't assault your keyboard.
Made*
"Vivkers"?
Didn't he plead "Nolo contendere"? Cuck.
He's treating this response like one of his worthless Tumblr blog posts.
I feel bad for the intern having to read this shit, I'd hang myself.
I was going to have Nachos tonight, not anymore. That b&w photo looks like a pile of shit.
Picture yourself, you want to work in the legal business, you are an intern. You are required to examine this steaming pile of garbage. As you pulled your hair out trying to comprehend this blog post, you are now required to type this link into a browser. Do you:
a) Kill yourself
b) killyourself
c) Kikllyourslef
So you didn't kill youself, now you read this. You are required to find this "Kiwi Farms" and evaluate his claims. The first thing you see is a board filled with Ethan Ralph vs. threads, and a photo of his gunt shows up on your screen, Your supervisor calls you to her office under allegations of watching pornography during work. You are required to explain why there's a shadow copy of quadruple tits pig in the "temp" folder.
That's how a-logs are born.
The structure of this sentence is scatter-brained retarded, or is he really implying that we are causing him legal woes?
Barely anything said about the wellbeing of Xander, it's all about Ralph, his bird website account, and a-logs.
If you want to transubstantiate a sophisticated term from the spacetime continuum of your White nigger grey matter, at lease fking spelled it's correct.
was*
Did someone from New Delhi teach at Ralph's Catholic primary school?
How to you post onto a forum, you post on a forum, or in a thread.
You're not British.
This retard put the word "dox" into a document used for legal purposes.
So Ralph was trying to use Gator as leverage, yet he was the one that ended up doxing Gator.
You also don't see:
- Driving your dying mum to dialysis.
- It's not even that hot outside!
- Sucking up and getting the vax to see her in the hospital.
- Trying to work the issues out with the family outside of the court privately and apologise for your frankly despicable and misogynist behaviour towards their daughter.
Ralph is still living as if he were 14, entitled to everything. It's like Sandra is not rotting in Hell and Ralphy wants mummy to make some tendies. Embrace yourself for that pathetic Ralphatantrum if tendies were denied. Ralph is like a fatter and more pathetic Master Kohga without his clan of friends and Sooga because Ralph has no real friends. Ralph's affinity to xannyberries and booze is like the Yiga's relationship with Mighty Bananas.
How hard is it to spell "vindictive"? It's not words like "perspicacity" but fucking hell, how mad was he?
"Gameplanned with"?
You mean orkerstrated? Maybe it's orcecherstrateted?
Yes, and we are all laughing at this pathetic rebuttal of yours.
How can a man with no job go to work?
"He S"
I guess Ralph is the M.
Wait, I thought you weren't going to try and gain custody because it's not worth it, and they are trying to "drain muhh bank account", now Vickers is the one stopping you, not yourself?
Make up your fucking mind.
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The guy that sleeps from 4am to 1pm claims he works for 19 hours a day?
Highlights:
Ralph claims he works for 19 hours a day, this gives him 5 hours of sleep with no time to brush his teeth, shower, or make food.
Sleeping from 5am to nearly 1:30pm.
Ralph doesn't want anything to do with the family, doesn't want to pay child support to gain custody or visitation rights, yet he claimed the Vickers is stopping him from seeing Xander.
All Ralph ever wanted was to slither his fat gut onto a piece of paper because Josh's statement made him very mad. His existence is characterised by proving us "wrong" or trying to "one-up" his haters and a-logs.
Crying about a gossip forum in his blog post response document, then calling the act of gossiping "dangerous".
He expected to be exonerated of the revenge pornography charges.
He uses the same retarded 13-year-old psychopathic girl is unreliable line of logic in his insane rebuttal.
- Faith was lying a lot when she was a kid, so what she's saying now isn't reliable too?
- The court should care and consider what someone did at the age of 13? I guess all those engineers and scientists can eat shit because they probably believed in the tooth fairy or Santa Claus when they were 14.
- If this kind of idiotic Ad Hominem nonsense holds any merit in court, then Ralph's history would make him look even worse.
Ralph cares more about the rights to call Vickers fat and Faith a Trollop birther than his own son.
Is he still gonna cry about the Vickers stopping him from establishing a relationship with his son?
"I have no desire to see Xander Vickers".
"They stole Xander from me".
Cope and seethe.
How mad was he?
Idon'tcareaboutxander butIwill copeandseetheanddilate
"Fiancee (sic)", every single ESL I know writes better than Ralph.
Makes no sense, what was he even trying to convey?
my family and I***
It's not that hard, Ralph.
"Leave me and my family alone".
"I want to retain the rights to shit talk them on Twitter".
"Silence me on social media".
Ralph values his gay bird account more. So how did Vickers silence Ralph? Did he issue copyright strikes and DMCA takedown notices?
Faith Vickers won.
Maybe your apostrophe and spacebar keys would work if you didn't assault your keyboard.
Made*
"Vivkers"?
Didn't he plead "Nolo contendere"? Cuck.
He's treating this response like one of his worthless Tumblr blog posts.
I feel bad for the intern having to read this shit, I'd hang myself.
I was going to have Nachos tonight, not anymore. That b&w photo looks like a pile of shit.
Picture yourself, you want to work in the legal business, you are an intern. You are required to examine this steaming pile of garbage. As you pulled your hair out trying to comprehend this blog post, you are now required to type this link into a browser. Do you:
a) Kill yourself
b) killyourself
c) Kikllyourslef
So you didn't kill youself, now you read this. You are required to find this "Kiwi Farms" and evaluate his claims. The first thing you see is a board filled with Ethan Ralph vs. threads, and a photo of his gunt shows up on your screen, Your supervisor calls you to her office under allegations of watching pornography during work. You are required to explain why there's a shadow copy of quadruple tits pig in the "temp" folder.
That's how a-logs are born.
The structure of this sentence is scatter-brained retarded, or is he really implying that we are causing him legal woes?
Barely anything said about the wellbeing of Xander, it's all about Ralph, his bird website account, and a-logs.
If you want to transubstantiate a sophisticated term from the spacetime continuum of your White nigger grey matter, at lease fking spelled it's correct.
was*
Did someone from New Delhi teach at Ralph's Catholic primary school?
How to you post onto a forum, you post on a forum, or in a thread.
You're not British.
This retard put the word "dox" into a document used for legal purposes.
So Ralph was trying to use Gator as leverage, yet he was the one that ended up doxing Gator.
You also don't see:
- Driving your dying mum to dialysis.
- It's not even that hot outside!
- Sucking up and getting the vax to see her in the hospital.
- Trying to work the issues out with the family outside of the court privately and apologise for your frankly despicable and misogynist behaviour towards their daughter.
Ralph is still living as if he were 14, entitled to everything. It's like Sandra is not rotting in Hell and Ralphy wants mummy to make some tendies. Embrace yourself for that pathetic Ralphatantrum if tendies were denied. Ralph is like a fatter and more pathetic Master Kohga without his clan of friends and Sooga because Ralph has no real friends. Ralph's affinity to xannyberries and booze is like the Yiga's relationship with Mighty Bananas.
How hard is it to spell "vindictive"? It's not words like "perspicacity" but fucking hell, how mad was he?
"Gameplanned with"?
You mean orkerstrated? Maybe it's orcecherstrateted?
Yes, and we are all laughing at this pathetic rebuttal of yours.
How can a man with no job go to work?
"He S"
I guess Ralph is the M.
Wait, I thought you weren't going to try and gain custody because it's not worth it, and they are trying to "drain muhh bank account", now Vickers is the one stopping you, not yourself?
Make up your fucking mind.
?????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????
The guy that sleeps from 4am to 1pm claims he works for 19 hours a day?
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He also thinks it's his First Amendment rights to call Faith a "Trollop" and allege that her father is a rapist and abuser.
Christorian X
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Clearly he was too busy sneaking snacks from his desk to pay attention in English class.This is the second time I believe he wrote this at court hearing “Trust me, there’s a lot more. But I don’t have ton of time,
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Used to think Ronnie molested him but he's too ugly for that to make sense.
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Ralph is the worst writer on this flat earth. I see better thought out arguments on a 400 post 4chan thread.
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Ralph, you wouldn't make it one week in my country.
Christorian X
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The fact he believed he was being convincing or in any way appropriate to the court is the funniest part.
GL09
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He couldn't even get his email right, how drunk was he when he wrote this?
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This is amazing. The way he writes, you would think that he was complaining to his therapist, but instead he's wasting the time of a judge with real power over him. He even confirms that he's wasting the judge's time when he writes that he could provide evidence, but isn't going to. I also love the little Greerism when he writes that a real lawyer agrees with him.
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I think people should let the Raph, owner and operator of the RaphRetort, know that they support him in the war against the Trollop Faith Vivkers, Andthat theyre not going to visit the dangerous Kiwi Farms and see pictures of his quad tits, or watch the revenge pornography that Raph didn’t post because his account was hacked, and an A-Hog sent it and he expects to be fully exonerated.
The Raph Retort wins again, baby! A real-life journalist who isn’t retarded and knows how to write English at a third-grade level!
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Fresh from Null's Gumroad readthrough of this.
Another fantastic moment from theraph.
Every revelation is a combination of 'what insanity is this' and 'well I don't know what else I was expecting'.
Another fantastic moment from theraph.
Every revelation is a combination of 'what insanity is this' and 'well I don't know what else I was expecting'.
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With how badly he can spell it probably takes him 30 minutes to make sure his tweets don't have any errors (don't want to look foolish infront of people!)
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Imagine being the judge, reading that dear diary shit Ralph smeared across several pages, then asking him what his “job” is.
“Editor-in-chief of The Ralph Retort, duh!”
“Editor-in-chief of The Ralph Retort, duh!”
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The word "rape" is not spelt with an "H".
I know, Ronnie and all, but it's not that hard.