Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

[bile demon]

It's how we know that one of Faith's grandfathers liked blowing up cats in the desert.

Finally a based V*ckers family member.

 

[Sammich]

It's been a long time since I've seen PPP this animated but this right here reminds me of what I liked about PPP to begin with.
He has a lot of retarded takes and he quite honestly just says shit to get a rise because he is and always has been a giant Shit Lord, but, very rarely, when he gets serious and drops the act for a second his takes can be spot on the money.

That's why i always had a soft spot for the fat bastard, he's really able to cut right through all the shit and zero in on things. he's a smart lad at times.

 

[AltisticRight]

Finally a based V*ckers family member.

She'd be a good fit for Ashtonne, one likes blowing up cats, the other likes them in an air fryer.
Oh, don't forget Ralph too, who loves his puppies prepared in a microwave oven.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That metadata suggests that region, assuming its not been fucked with

to clarify, the metadata suggests the audio was recorded shortly before it was posted on /cow/. Meaning it wasn't the original recording, but likely played over discord where the person who leaked it recorded it and uploaded.

 

[AltisticRight]

to clarify, the metadata suggests the audio was recorded shortly before it was posted on /cow/. Meaning it wasn't the original recording, but likely played over discord where the person who leaked it recorded it and uploaded.

Yeah the "evidence" is completely shoddy. The SWAT happened on the 26th, so the person was either sitting on the recording debating his life as he allegedly became a catboy to join a homoerotic cult, or perhaps they used software to splice out portions.

 

[All becomes gunt]

She'd be a good fit for Ashtonne, one likes blowing up cats, the other likes them in an air fryer.
Oh, don't forget Ralph too, who loves his puppies prepared in a microwave oven.

With all this animal cruelty and cooking there is a not 0 chance that Vickers and Ralph are actually from Asian Countries. This is a more autistic version of the Triads vs the Yakuza. Organized Asian Crime is now added to the list of crimes committed by the Dragon of Gout Boulevard Matthew Vickers.

Edit: Just one more thing, i just have to ask something for curiosity sake, why are you Goutguards seething so much at a simple investigative detective uncovering the truth behind the crimes of a Gouted man. Justice will be served and i shall not rest untill the Vickers crime family is serving their time in Guantanamo Bay. Then i'll go after Mister Mop it Up and the Sweepy Squad for the murder of Terry A. Davis. I do have confidential information in my Father's Chilean Vault, in 4k, provided by a drone. That information reveals James Patrick O'Shauneghsy to be the conductor of that train, and the train whistle is the one that Vickers has in his coin shop as a memento and the same one that he sodomized Faith with. He bought it of him because his daughter is in love with daddy Metokur. SEX FOR FAVORS, COVER UPS, THIS IS GOUTSPIRACY THEORY, IT WILL ALL COME OUT LADIES AND GOUTLEMEN. JUSTICE FOR TERRY.

Edit #2:

Yeah the "evidence" is completely shoddy. The SWAT happened on the 26th, so the person was either sitting on the recording debating his life as he allegedly became a catboy to join a homoerotic cult, or perhaps they used software to splice out portions.

Or it was Matthew Vickers himself covering it up on /cow/ or one of his associates because people were looking into his finances. Why did the leaker only come up with information about Matthew Vickers and only Matthew Vickers, nothing else at the exact time a bunch of autists are looking into his finances, and then he also sends his capo Cog to "set the record straight". Too convenient.

 

[YarrBlueballs]

You're not as funny as the gunt, chill man.

Also if Vickers did try to 'cover up' then he's growing exponentially closer to being as much a cow as the gunt. Unfortunately, I don't think he is, it's far more likely the anti-gunt posse are just low IQ sycophants (literally British) and he's just okayishly clever about bidness.

 

[All becomes gunt]

You're not as funny as the gunt, chill man.

Also if Vickers did try to 'cover up' then he's growing exponentially closer to being as much a cow as the gunt. Unfortunately, I don't think he is, it's far more likely the anti-gunt posse are just low IQ sycophants (literally British) and he's just okayishly clever about bidness.

I am not doing this to be funny, i am doing this because it's right

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Justice will be served and i shall not rest untill the Vickers crime family is serving their time in Guantanamo Bay.

I'm disappointed in you for not calling it Goutanamo bay

 

[ddlloo]

I am not doing this to be funny, i am doing this because it's right

Don't worry, we clued on pretty quickly you weren't doing it because it's funny...

 

[All becomes gunt]

Don't worry, we clued on pretty quickly you weren't doing it because it's funny...

Excactly, as a concerned citizen i must uncover this filth.

 

[Fate Fan]

Google makes you use a real cell phone number before it issues you a google voice number. Google also logs every IP address that you’ve ever used to login to that Google Account.

Hypothetically, if you use a brand new computer on a public network with a burner cell phone (if Google will even let you verify with that) then I suppose you could get away with it(if Police ask Google for your information). Otherwise Google knows all your shit, including when you take a shit.

There are websites that give you temp phone numbers to verify google voice numbers so you dont have to use your real one.

to clarify, the metadata suggests the audio was recorded shortly before it was posted on /cow/. Meaning it wasn't the original recording, but likely played over discord where the person who leaked it recorded it and uploaded.

So the whole UTC 3 thing means jack shit then.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Janny said: You're doing it because you're retarded. Stop. It's not funny.

I won't stop janny, you are gonna bring out your broom for Mr.Vickers honor. Are you gonna sweep it up for the Gout ? Are you gonna lick the Goutcrease ? Does me posting that he raped his daughter with a train whistle make him upset ? Does that make you upset too ? Is it because it's true ? Goutspiracy is real.

 

[Eggg]

I choose to believe the schizo takes that Vickers swatted himself and put his whole family in danger so he could get a bump in his youtube subs and have more than 10 people watching his live stream.
"I may have swatted and got my whole family killed by cops, but at least I didn't hoof shit out of some 18 yr old whores asshole!"

 

[Kinochet]

There are websites that give you temp phone numbers to verify google voice numbers so you dont have to use your real one.

Are you sure they work? Because I know for a fact that voip numbers are not accepted by Google. A search also states that burner/prepaid numbers do not work.

 

[Fate Fan]

Are you sure they work? Because I know for a fact that voip numbers are not accepted by Google. A search also states that burner/prepaid numbers do not work.

100%, some services do require you pay to use voip numbers that do work with google but 100% ive used websites where it was free.

 

[stupid frog]

You seriously think the dumb boomer tried to kill his own kids?

I think the only child he'd want dead is Faith, but someone has to raise all his kids and it's sure not going to be him.


I legit do not care if these people do end up dying.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Cog's ultimate take on Matt, clipped his show today when he had a debate with a viewers of his with a potato mic.

WAPPY! WAPPY!

 

[Jack Awful]

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WAPPY! WAPPY!

Cog is either a liar to protect Ralph 2 or a moron.
I guarantee this thread wouldn't be nearly as long as it was if he just fucked off when he got Faith back like he said he would.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Cog is either a liar to protect Ralph 2 or a moron.
I guarantee this thread wouldn't be nearly as long as it was if he just fucked off when he got Faith back like he said he would.

I think Cog wants to protect his rather friendly connection to Vickers is my first assumption. Out of all the Ralph awlawg channels, Vickers always got along with Cog the best, I remember Matt gave Cog exclusive access to a set of DMs between Faith and Ralph. Besides him, almost everyone else seems to see through his bullshit at least a little. I don't even hate this Cog bloke but let's be real here, mate. Vickers, by choosing to be engaged in multiple retarded internet drama as a middle aged man with 5 kids, (when he could just be involved with only Ralph through the legal system) he is basically now partially responsible for putting the rest of his family through this autistic internet bullshit for no good reason, because now they've been swatted (someone might've been seriously hurt here). And his show over here doesn't even get any viewers at all, he has nothing to gain in the internet, other than clout of course. He is 100% a clout chaser.