Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

  • Tumour

    Votes: 49 3.4%
  • Stroke

    Votes: 201 13.9%
  • Gecko hybrid

    Votes: 396 27.4%
  • Dry eyes

    Votes: 33 2.3%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 766 53.0%

  • Total voters
    1,444
He’d be much more effective if he didn’t feel the need to tweet every time he starts involving himself in Ralph’s life. It would be way funnier if Ralph was screaming and crying about interference from Vickers and had zero evidence to support it. He’d look like an even bigger paranoid retard.

But no, Vickers doesn’t get enough attention from his wife, six kids, grandson and coin shop customers. He needs attention from online strangers to feel truly complete.
 
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Ariana get me good rag on a stick i got to clean myself up for this!
 
It will be funny someday when Vickers has to explain to Xander why he publicly did everything in his power to put his only grandchild’s father in prison. I don’t expect Xander to be sympathetic to Ralph at all, but he’ll be left in no doubt that his grandfather is a fucking lolcow. I hope our descendants roll out the red carpet for Xander ITT decades from now.
 
It will be funny someday when Vickers has to explain to Xander why he publicly did everything in his power to put his only grandchild’s father in prison. I don’t expect Xander to be sympathetic to Ralph at all, but he’ll be left in no doubt that his grandfather is a fucking lolcow. I hope our descendants roll out the red carpet for Xander ITT decades from now.
Going to be funny when Vickers, tired of his grandfather hiding the truth about his dad, kills Vickers and goes on a cross country journey to find his true father, learning about himself and making friends and memories along the way, only to reach Ralph and Ralph's wet brain doesn't remember who he is.
 
Going to be funny when Vickers, tired of his grandfather hiding the truth about his dad, kills Vickers and goes on a cross country journey to find his true father, learning about himself and making friends and memories along the way, only to reach Ralph and Ralph's wet brain doesn't remember who he is.
If Faith loves Xander, she’ll tell him his biological father is Evan Ralph. It would be far less devastating to learn your DNA comes from an incapacitated cerebral palsy patient than that your mother fucked a literal retarded hog.
 
Mr vickers superchated asking if Mr Metokur wanted to come on his show to make Ralph mad.
Mr Metokur said he would do it if they reviewed the sextape togheter.

Jim knows how to clap back against clout chasing 35 year olds.
Lmao wait, Vickers is 35? Literally almost the same exact age as Ralph? Why did I think he was older? His daughter literally fucked Ralph because he's the same exact piece of shit her father is. This is too funny. I honestly find Vickers more insufferable than Ralph, and anyone who interacts with him like he's a normal person should go fuck themselves. Imagine trying to find E-fame because your daughter got impregnated by an obese, terminally online felon.
 
Lmao wait, Vickers is 35? Literally almost the same exact age as Ralph? Why did I think he was older? His daughter literally fucked Ralph because he's the same exact piece of shit her father is. This is too funny. I honestly find Vickers more insufferable than Ralph, and anyone who interacts with him like he's a normal person should go fuck themselves. Imagine trying to find E-fame because your daughter got impregnated by an obese, terminally online felon.
I'm pretty sure he's in his 40s
 
I'm pretty sure he's in his 40s
Aw yeah, should've looked at the OP my bad. My point for the most part still stands, he's not that much older as Ralph, and both are abject failures at life. Vickers is so pathetic he enough seems to envy the E-fame of someone who gets what? 600 viewers a stream? He just seems completely delusional in thinking that his interactions with Ralph don't make him look like a complete retard.
 
Please don’t make me defend Vickers. He has what seems to be a happy enough marriage, children who recognize him, and a profitable business. Ralph wishes he could have any of that.
Idk, if he was such a great father Faith wouldn't have hopped on Ralph's 3 inch truffle. And Ralph seems to make money as well, I don't think money is a good indicator of success in life, I know rich people who are just miserable. Mainly the fact that he attention whores on the internet using his daughter's situation as clout makes me think he's a dysfunctional human being. Maybe Faith was just his rebellious one but I tend to believe his other kids are probably as fucked up as she is. He looks like he might be sliiiiiiightly skinnier than Ralph so he's got that going for him.
 
Lmao wait, Vickers is 35? Literally almost the same exact age as Ralph? Why did I think he was older? His daughter literally fucked Ralph because he's the same exact piece of shit her father is. This is too funny. I honestly find Vickers more insufferable than Ralph, and anyone who interacts with him like he's a normal person should go fuck themselves. Imagine trying to find E-fame because your daughter got impregnated by an obese, terminally online felon.
Did you think Vickers was like 14 when he had Faith?
 
Please don’t make me defend Vickers. He has what seems to be a happy enough marriage, children who recognize him, and a profitable business. Ralph wishes he could have any of that.
It's a mixed bag. He may have fucked up enough his daughter ended up gunted for life, but he at least didn't abandon her at birth and extricated her from that (albeit with a demon baby). But then he's done exactly the opposite of what you should do with a total embarrassment like a gunted daughter, and did his fighting in public instead of in family court where it would have some secrecy.

Why would anyone constantly remind the world that he's the grandfather to a guntling, that his daughter got gunted, and that he's in an unseemly perpetual squabble with total trash unfit to even serve a normal person a hamburger?
 
Idk, if he was such a great father Faith
I’m not saying he’s a great or even adequate father. It’s just an indisputable fact that he has a long marriage in the books as well as multiple offspring he provides for pretty well with his own business.

Ethan Ralph won’t have any of those things, ever, unless he goes into inpatient rehab for a few months and then a halfway house, sober living, and someday another attempt at independent living. Unfortunately he lacks the humility to seek such help, so his life will always be nothing but living superchat to superchat and blowing most of it on activities that help him forget how fucked he is (gambling, drinking, drugs, paying for sex).
 
Aw yeah, should've looked at the OP my bad. My point for the most part still stands, he's not that much older as Ralph, and both are abject failures at life. Vickers is so pathetic he enough seems to envy the E-fame of someone who gets what? 600 viewers a stream? He just seems completely delusional in thinking that his interactions with Ralph don't make him look like a complete retard.
Make no mistake, Ethan Ralph and Matthew Vickers are cut from identical cloth. Circumstances lead Matthew to fall in with Geek culture and American Evangelicalism whilst Ethan embraced his poor white trash roots and took up the wigger code. Despite his weebery and katana collection, Matthew managed to find a partner and establish a family whereas Ethan developed his addictions and nurtured his love of professional wrestling and betting on sports.

I’ve said it before on Faith’s thread, but it is worth repeating here: When Faith fled California for Virginia, she didn’t leave home. Never forget that Faith was homeschooled, her father has had a profound impact on who she has come to be, and so it is no surprise that when she encountered Ethan, she was encountering a man who bore a striking resemblance to Matthew. Culturally, they are night and day, but in terms of behavior and character? Might as well be brothers. For fuck’s sake, Faith even has firsthand experience with severe alcoholism via her grandfather and she ran to Ethan at the first opportunity.

When Faith’s flight from home became public knowledge and Matthew found himself confronted with the Farms and assorted A-logs, what was his first maneuver? Publish a website that told his side of the conflict and compared Faith’s actions to that of a serial killer. Exactly what Etahn would have done, put “his side” out on Retort that was nothing but one long shit talking screed. Or how about when he tried to put together his own show and got fucking Gator as a cohost?

Matthew Vickers is just a nerdy Christian version of Ethan Ralph. He is the Pureflix version of the “sektor”.
 
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I could have sworn he's bragged about doing this EXACT thing.
Matt Vickers publicly commented about calling the police in three different states, tagging the guy's mom on Twitter, threatening legal action, writing an open letter to his mom, but it's actually calling Daimyo's Mom that he takes exception to being accused of doing. However, to be fair to Vickers, it is the one thing he has consistently denied doing.

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(June 21 on the above)
 
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