Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

  • Tumour

    Votes: 49 3.4%
  • Stroke

    Votes: 201 13.9%
  • Gecko hybrid

    Votes: 396 27.4%
  • Dry eyes

    Votes: 33 2.3%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 766 53.0%

  • Total voters
    1,444
Who is Sisco?
Sisco is a failed political candidate for West Virginia that ran on an anti-Vax mandate back in 2020 or 2021, he invited Ralph to give a speech outside the WV capital building and he basically shuffled up there and said "welp, I ain't getting the jab because ma momma died and they didn let me see her and actually it wouldn'o mattered if i had it or nawt, but I just nah my momma died thank you".
Like all of Ralph's friendships, it's got the kinda vibe of being friends with your slimey lawyer. You aren't really friends, it's all just convience.
 
Hey @MWV enjoying your "trophy"?
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You know, the fact that your mentally insane whore ("back then" according to yourself) of a daughter was able to predict in her diary that you would start a show out of her failure of a life; suggests that contrary to your claim that you did it as part of a 4D underwater chess master plan, she might have also been right about your motivation. @MWV you are a massive and shameless attention whore.
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if he actually does appear in person (and i think that's a big if, at this point), i have no doubt that the ragepig will try to convince some random attorney to appear with him to ask for a continuance, under the guise that his "new attorney" needs additional time to familiarize themselves with the case. "so, uh, i don't need another luhyur for this frivahlus bullshit, to be hawnest, but i'll give ya $100 to walk in there with me raht now."
That's what I said a while back. I think his master plan is that he'll hire a lawyer at the court with no issue, on the date of the trial, and lawyer will ask Judge to reschedule to give him time to prep. In Ralph's mind lawyers simply agree on the spot and everything goes as planned. Silly pipe dream.
 
Vicious Vickers is streaming in 16 minutes and going to go over the Ralphacomplaint


If you thought to yourself, "Huh, that might actually be interesting," I need to caution you to temper expectations immediately. While Vickers actually isn't bad to listen to and can carry a show well-enough and isn't annoying, he for some reason brings on a regular cast of incredible dipshits that make his streams unbearable. One is a literal retard in a wheelchair that is clearly socially stunted, the other two - Genius Anus and Akaba or something - are so fucking annoying, talking over each other, destroying the flow of the stream by bringing up irrelevant stuff, telling painfully unfunny jokes, and just being cringe every single time they open their mouth, which unfortunately is quite often.

If any of these 3 are on the show, it will be intolerable, even if you are interested in the complaint contents itself, you'll end up just turning off the show
 
Vicious Vickers is streaming in 16 minutes and going to go over the Ralphacomplaint


If you thought to yourself, "Huh, that might actually be interesting," I need to caution you to temper expectations immediately. While Vickers actually isn't bad to listen to and can carry a show well-enough and isn't annoying, he for some reason brings on a regular cast of incredible dipshits that make his streams unbearable. One is a literal retard in a wheelchair that is clearly socially stunted, the other two - Genius Anus and Akaba or something - are so fucking annoying, talking over each other, destroying the flow of the stream by bringing up irrelevant stuff, telling painfully unfunny jokes, and just being cringe every single time they open their mouth, which unfortunately is quite often.

If any of these 3 are on the show, it will be intolerable, even if you are interested in the complaint contents itself, you'll end up just turning off the show
I'm willing to take one for the team. If I don't post in an hour, don't come looking for me - I'll probably have necked.
 
Vicious Vickers is streaming in 16 minutes and going to go over the Ralphacomplaint


If you thought to yourself, "Huh, that might actually be interesting," I need to caution you to temper expectations immediately. While Vickers actually isn't bad to listen to and can carry a show well-enough and isn't annoying, he for some reason brings on a regular cast of incredible dipshits that make his streams unbearable. One is a literal retard in a wheelchair that is clearly socially stunted, the other two - Genius Anus and Akaba or something - are so fucking annoying, talking over each other, destroying the flow of the stream by bringing up irrelevant stuff, telling painfully unfunny jokes, and just being cringe every single time they open their mouth, which unfortunately is quite often.

If any of these 3 are on the show, it will be intolerable, even if you are interested in the complaint contents itself, you'll end up just turning off the show
Anybody want to bet trophy points with me on whether or not his fatass cohost busts out the fidget spinner again?
 
I don't know how anyone can watch the guy after knowing how much he was involved in the leaks
Vickers is one of the best sources of information about Ralph's legal life and woes, he could have done a lot worse and I would still tune in from time to time because Ralph and the law is always entertaining.
 
While Vickers actually isn't bad to listen to and can carry a show well-enough and isn't annoying, he for some reason brings on a regular cast of incredible dipshits that make his streams unbearable.

It drives me nuts. I actually enjoy Vickers' stories and rants but god damn if I have to unironically listen to another Final Fantasy or Lagoon Racer or whatever talk I will fucking end my life
 
... the other two - Genius Anus and Akaba or something - are so fucking annoying, talking over each other, destroying the flow of the stream by bringing up irrelevant stuff, telling painfully unfunny jokes, and just being cringe every single time they open their mouth, which unfortunately is quite often.
Vickers is one of the best sources of information about Ralph's legal life and woes, he could have done a lot worse and I would still tune in from time to time because Ralph and the law is always entertaining.
It drives me nuts. I actually enjoy Vickers' stories and rants but god damn if I have to unironically listen to another Final Fantasy or Lagoon Racer or whatever talk I will fucking end my life

for me, it's the guy with the anime avatar and his constant hyena laughter. i fucking hate it, which is why i wait awhile to watch any of the ragepig-related streams, at x1.5 speed, with ample fast-forwarding.
 
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