Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

  • Tumour

    Votes: 49 3.4%

  • Stroke

    Votes: 201 13.9%

  • Gecko hybrid

    Votes: 396 27.4%

  • Dry eyes

    Votes: 33 2.3%

  • All of the above

    Votes: 766 53.0%
  • Total voters
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Retrodogkiller said:
Vickers exist to solely make me mildly sympathetic to ralph. Ralph's a worthless human but no one deserves to have to deal with someone as annoying and retarded as vickers this much in their life.
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See I don't feel bad for Ralph, Vickers is the perfect punishment for all of his fuckery. Someone as dumb and vindictive as he is. The same goes for Vickers. I refuse to believe Ralph is the only person he's been a shithead to and now he is forever shackled with a younger version of himself. It's poetic really.
 
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Retrodogkiller said:
Ralph's a worthless human but no one deserves to have to deal with someone as annoying and retarded as vickers this much in their life.
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Okay on the Ralph's a worthless human but he totally does deserve to have to deal with someone as annoying and retarded as Vickers.
 
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justforthis said:
Stream a comin'.

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Oh boy! I can't wait for him to talk about his triumphs against [the father of his grandson]. That [undisclosable party] sure will be squealing tonight in Mexico, esp. when Faith's new partner comes around! The Vickers family will be truly avenged after the [GUNTING] done to them by [Redacted former boyfriend] against their beloved daughter. See you then!
 
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LaurenLauren said:
Who is worse: a fat junkie guy who fucked and impregnated a retarded BPD teenage whore, or a dude who tries to steal another man's son?
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It's not like the Spicarican is "stealing" Xander. I'm comparing it to buying something as a refurb instead of new.

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And for another, why the fuck would you telegraph your exact intentions much less tell this fat fuck when and where you were going to do it and who was going to do it? This is serving papers. There is no need for drama and bullshit. Just hire a process server like a normal person instead of doing some faggot shit.

Or have the sheriff's department do it and maybe a baggie of coke falls out of the bastard's pocket while he shits himself.
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That's always been something that annoys me with the socially retarded, their need to monologue about every action they take like they're narrating a movie. Adults just get it done, then maybe tell them why later.
 
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>Have fun time with my family
>Tune in to “Good Bad Vicious”
>He’s still seething about Ralph
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Rage Pig said:
Xander aborted, the Ralphamale bends the knee to vicious Vicker like a weak little bitch.
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Doesn't this qualify as a loss for Vickers since now his entire reason for existing on the internet vanishes? No Ralph ties to Xander means no spergouts about Ralph, no spergouts means no audience. Whatever will he do with his life now that the Gunt can be removed completely? Maybe, just maybe, he"ll spend some time with his grandson.

Probably not though, retards always find a way.
 
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Neetorino said:
Doesn't this qualify as a loss for Vickers since now his entire reason for existing on the internet vanishes? No Ralph ties to Xander means no spergouts about Ralph, no spergouts means no audience. Whatever will he do with his life now that the Gunt can be removed completely? Maybe, just maybe, he"ll spend some time with his grandson.

Probably not though, retards always find a way.
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I'll believe it when I see it. If a month passes with neither party taking a potshot at the other maybe it did.
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Ralph is as volatile as a teenage girl so he's never actually a reliable narrator on what he "plans" to do.

Until Xander is truly paper aborted via a certified legal document then there's no deal as far as I'm concerned.
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Troo, he might say "yes" but then never sign any papers and say "I GOT YEW COIN MERCHANT! DAT DAMN DIRTY VICKERS CANT OUTSMART DA RALPHAMALE!"
 
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Paper abortion, Ralph?
Damn, better change your show's tagline then. Every second you don't own Xander anymore is like a passive income of Ls you're receiving. I guess the A-lawgs win.
 
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Imagine spending this much time trying to distract from the fact that it was your own poor job as a parent that allowed your mentally unbalanced kid to fall into Ralphs trotters in the first place, and failing entirely. All of this bile and drama will never drive enough attention away from the basic premise that you fucked up as a Father. You reap what you sow and at this rate your grandkid will turn out as yet another fuck up with daddy issues because he was raised by a succession of terminally online failures, more interested in whipping up shit for views than giving them a stable home.
 
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