Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

[break these cuffs]

What a tard. When he had Faith file the paperwork with the court to collect from Ralph, Vickers lost the ability to offer Ralph anything. This is another typical big brain plan of Vickers to get something (a worthless ring) for nothing.

Vickers should have offered to buy the ring for $4000 instead of wasting money he couldn't recover on the latest lolsuit. Sure Ralph would probably refuse because he's a pridefull faggot, but he would lay awake at night seething about how that money would solve all of his problems. It wouldn't.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Wtf. This nigger’s worthlessness is more pronounced than I realized. This fucking loser needs a real purpose in life. Obviously fatherhood and owning a business aren’t as exciting to him as pulling his pud to thoughts of Ralph. But maybe he could get a hobby? Do some volunteer work? Anything but this absolutely embarrassing fixation on Ralph.

The real own to Ralph would be if Vickers was quiet, stayed off the internet, and lived a good life and did what was actually best for his family and they were all happy.

Instead he's like the masked crying wojak meme incarnate as basically the only person who regularly gives Ralph Ws somehow, and desperately sadly seeking internet "fame" as the father of a girl he fucked up raising so much that she ran away to be one of the girls Ethan Ralph knocked up. Imagine WANTING to be "famous" for that. I think he'd eat shit on camera and murder all his children and grandchildren just to be on some stream with 5 people watching.

 

[AltisticRight]

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lol at thinking that ring is 24K. The bog hog is looking at less than half that per gram for his pos.

His ring is worthless garbage.
We were able to find similar rings with the same maker's mark (no pun intended) on Etsy selling for around $400. It was marked 18k gold.

18k or 18 karats means 18 out of 24, or 75%. His ring is only 75% gold.

His hooves had an allergy to the metal, which means it's likely some Mumbai piece of junk fused with metals that will trigger an allergic reaction, such as nickel, commonly used in bootleg pajeet forgeries because it's cheap.

Think of Papaw's horcrux as bootleg HRT. Instead of using beta-estradiol from Merck, the troon is using some powder from Shenzhen Trans Geno Xide supply co, ltd. brewed in used coke bottles instead of proper labware made of schott glass.

Those rocks are drillbit surplus at best and zircon at worst.

Papaw's Horcrux is worth at most $500.

He can prove me wrong and deliver a fat W by appraising it.

By the way, there's a non-zero chance that Ethan Ralph takes Xide, yeah that's actually a type of medication.

Xide 10mg Tablet belongs to a class of medicines known as benzodiazepine anxiolytics. It is used to treat severe anxiety. It alters brain activity and calms it thereby providing relief.

 

[Elmo]

By the way, there's a non-zero chance that Ethan Ralph takes Xide, yeah that's actually a type of medication.

Xide's another name for Librium which is a benzo that's used for alcohol withdrawal symptoms. Not sure how common it is in Mexico over your average Xanax.

 

[Cloacarus]

The real own to Ralph would be if Vickers was quiet, stayed off the internet, and lived a good life and did what was actually best for his family and they were all happy.

Instead he's like the masked crying wojak meme incarnate as basically the only person who regularly gives Ralph Ws somehow, and desperately sadly seeking internet "fame" as the father of a girl he fucked up raising so much that she ran away to be one of the girls Ethan Ralph knocked up. Imagine WANTING to be "famous" for that. I think he'd eat shit on camera and murder all his children and grandchildren just to be on some stream with 5 people watching.

I wonder whether Matthew Vickers was always this attention starved and narcissistic, or did his feud with Ethan Ralph unlock this particular character trait.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I wonder whether Matthew Vickers was always this attention starved and narcissistic, or did his feud with Ethan Ralph unlock this particular character trait.

“Father loves his attention” is a direct quote from his daughter’s diary, so he’s probably always been like this but never had an opportunity GUNTED enough to take full advantage.

 

[Raven-621]

Viggers only exists to give Ralph endless Ws, as an offset to the endless Ls he takes everywhere else in life. His lifelong fate is to be repeatedly mushroom stamped by Ralph’s greasy Memphis Mini for our entertainment.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

“Father loves his attention” is a direct quote from his daughter’s diary, so he’s probably always been like this but never had an opportunity GUNTED enough to take full advantage.

Crazy to me that this minimal amount of attention from a handful of autists on the internet is enough for him to continue to publicly humiliate himself. He prob went through his entire life without anybody really even acknowledging his existence because he's such a nothing. To him this is the equivalent of being on The Tonight Show.

 

[Fannyscum]

When Matt Jarbo is telling you to stop obsessing about Ralph and get a life...


A young woman is forced to use the court system to protect herself from domestic violence, spousal abuse, sexual assault, etc. Vickers' response? "LMAO. Oof"


LMAO. Oof.

 

[Rage Pig]

They really deserve each other.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

They really deserve each other.
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No, gunted child, you will not get away from my litigious vengeance.

 

[Sprate Header]

Quite possibly the worst tweet ever sent within the sektur

(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/UQWsC)

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Quite possibly the worst tweet ever sent within the sektur
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/UQWsC)

Good deal tbh. Still less humiliating than fucking Gunt.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Quite possibly the worst tweet ever sent within the sektur

Papa Vickers will do it for free if they make Gunt his co-star.

 

[Suitcel]

Vickers has yet to comment on the doxing of Xaniberries. Which most likely means he has plans, frivolous lawsuits.

 

[Fannyscum]

I had a look at Vickers' twitter today, I'm not going to bother posting them all but literally every tweet is still about Ralph.

 

[Fornicario]

I had a look at Vickers' twitter today, I'm not going to bother posting them all but literally every tweet is still about Ralph.
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Oh my fucking God, these "men" are absolutely pathetic. Vickers really needs to reexamine his priorities in life.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Between pissy bitch fights with Ralph to sucking Harry Feet’s cock on Twitter every time he posts, as if they’re great mates bonding over their bastard grandkids, here’s a reminder from eight years ago of how the rest of the world sees Vacuitous Vickers.

 

[Fannyscum]

You can tell how genuinely happy Vickers is to have Ralph out of his life and away from his family by the way he keeps desperately trying to provoke a reaction out of him:


EDIT:
I am Jack's complete lack of self-awareness:

 

[AltisticRight]

Dude it's Christmas, forget about the raging swine and go plan out a nice Christmas dinner.