Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

[MadStan]

Vickers, Nick, Ralph and BMJ. Jesus, the streams have crossed, we have retardation on a level that threatens the very fabric of space and time.

 

[HackerX]

Safe to say that Xander is going to reinvent what it means to be a lolcow. That poor kid has the most miserable lineage imaginable. His only hope is that it'll all cancel each other out.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I love this idiot, imagine getting fucked over by one e-celeb and then getting tricked into giving thousands to a bunch of other e-celebs. Like if this were a movie Ethan, Cog, Godwinson, etc. would all be working together to drain the bank account of the mark. Like imagine some guy kidnaps your daughter then some guy shows up to your house claiming they've been tracking this monster for years and will help you get your daughter back, you just need to get out your check book and start posting videos online, don't worry he'll provide the scripts.

Now this guy is divorced and broke and has some bastard he has to raise the rest of his life. Are the other kids even going to be able to afford college?

 

[Pitbull Victim]

I guess this t-shirt that Vickers sold for his shitty podcast was actually a cry for help:

 

[Terrorist]

He was asking for it!

 

[Fascist Kirk]

I love this idiot, imagine getting fucked over by one e-celeb and then getting tricked into giving thousands to a bunch of other e-celebs. Like if this were a movie Ethan, Cog, Godwinson, etc. would all be working together to drain the bank account of the mark. Like imagine some guy kidnaps your daughter then some guy shows up to your house claiming they've been tracking this monster for years and will help you get your daughter back, you just need to get out your check book and start posting videos online, don't worry he'll provide the scripts.

Now this guy is divorced and broke and has some bastard he has to raise the rest of his life. Are the other kids even going to be able to afford college?

its been so long ago but great point! how many thousands of dollars, did Matt give to Cog? it has to be 10's of thousands, what a fucking idiot.

 

[break these cuffs]

Now this guy is divorced and broke and has some bastard he has to raise the rest of his life. Are the other kids even going to be able to afford college?

I want them to get a camper van and livestream ghost hunting around the country.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Imagine having some dumb bish pull a gun on you. Couldn't be me!

 

[AltisticRight]

I love this idiot, imagine getting fucked over by one e-celeb and then getting tricked into giving thousands to a bunch of other e-celebs. Like if this were a movie Ethan, Cog, Godwinson, etc. would all be working together to drain the bank account of the mark. Like imagine some guy kidnaps your daughter then some guy shows up to your house claiming they've been tracking this monster for years and will help you get your daughter back, you just need to get out your check book and start posting videos online, don't worry he'll provide the scripts.

Now this guy is divorced and broke and has some bastard he has to raise the rest of his life. Are the other kids even going to be able to afford college?

He squandered his children's college fund on lawfare against Ethan Ralph. Those kids will grow up to resent him.

 

[General Insomnia]

DVRO FOUR CAPITAL LETTERS PRINTED IN GOLD 'CAUSE DETAILS MAKE THE VICKERS SWEAT.

 

[.iota.]

Those kids will grow up to resent him.

ftfy.

and just think, ralph still can't even (legally) mention any of their names!!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Yeah it sounds like she pulled a shotgun on him, reading in between the lines. That is grounds for a husband to request a DVRO

Okay let’s hear her out for why she pulled a shotgun on him first

 

[Desktop User2]

The demon spawn is half Ralph, half Vickers. God help us...

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

its been so long ago but great point! how many thousands of dollars, did Matt give to Cog? it has to be 10's of thousands, what a fucking idiot.

its at least that much. not only did he buy cog a ps5 but didn't he pay his way to japan? at least when rekeita and ethan paid that much to a person they also got some sex out of it.

 

[Sector2]

I bet Ralph is gonna treat this as a big W without knowing the context.

Ralph being both alive and not in prison is a massive W for someone like him.

 

[Aquarius]

His only hope is that it'll all cancel each other out.

Me too. When two waves of equal but opposite amplitudes hit each other straight on, the result is that the waves disappear. The problem is that Ralph and Vickers are not opposites. Unfortunately, they are very much the same.

 

[Long Time Caller]

And here we always thought his terrible teeth were due to bad dental hygiene. When all along it was because the hippo mom was slapping him around at home to the tune of a bucky beaver face.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Major update to the Vickers Divorce Saga:

Matthew Vickers filed for a Domestic Violence Protective Order against his wife, Arianna Vickers on November 11, 2024. Mr. Vickers is seeking a temporary restraining order and review of firearms against Arianna. From the filings, I cannot discern whether the alleged domestic violence was inflicted on Mr. Vickers himself, or one of his children.
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The hearing will be scheduled for December 4, 2024.
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So much for that "paper divorce" Cog said this supposedly was.

If your husband was wasting all of the family money to chase around a Gunt online that was constantly buck breaking him and humiliating your whole family for e-clout, wouldn't you want to pistol whip some sense into him?

 

[break these cuffs]

If your husband was wasting all of the family money to chase around a Gunt online that was constantly buck breaking him and humiliating your whole family for e-clout, wouldn't you want to pistol whip some sense into him?

How many years late would she be in doing it at this point?

 

[Cringestorian X]

I can't wait for Cog to cope that this is some kind of 4D chess that the Vickers are playing just like when the initial bankruptcy and divorce news was made public.