Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

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  • All of the above

    Votes: 766 53.1%
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ddlloo said:
I'm wondering if it's a counter-suit for something she said in divorce proceedings, or some nonsense like that.
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The knives seemed to come out after the bankruptcy proceedings.

Didn't she file an assault charge against him?

Those realtor pics of the house were horrendous. Full on stinky hoard.

All is not well in the Vickers household.
 
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Big Mommy said:
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Pantsu also has a sister, Faith is now married to a Mickey Mouse Mexican Molestor, and Ethan's brother Evan Ralph is stewing in a care home somewhere but these are all the major players and their connections that you need to know.

Proposing a secondary theory to the Ralphacurse - if you get too close to Cog you will end up divorced and your children will possibly get stolen. Dan and Vickers, can maybe squeeze Harry in there to make 3 and therefore a pattern.
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The House of the Hog. Thanks for the informative post. A real Ralphamale's family tree is more like a wide ranging fungal network than tree.

If we put George RR Martin to make Ralph's biography, House of Hogs, will the films be less or more incestous than before?
 
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Retink Retunk said:
Also, isn't Faith the first baby momma, not the second?
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Vibralldo said:
Correction for the community happening:
Faith is Ralph's FIRST baby mama

The horse is the second
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Huh, was the feature at some point wrong?
I checked my communities happening post, I referred to Viggers as "the father of Ethan Ralph's first baby-mama".
It has been fixed then, I suppose.
 
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HackerX said:
That entire saga marked the beginning of the eternal form harvest. Faith entered the picture as a hot piece of teenage ass, according to the mysterious, but very famous on the Internet, Rad Roberts. It's crazy to think that Sandra was just chilling in her wing of the house (because he and his mother lived in a very large house and he had his own wing) while her retarded, middle-aged son was parading around a retarded teenager. What's even crazier is that her clinically retarded son is the least retarded one in this entire circle of retards.
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To the day I die, I will never cease being amazed at the god-tier luck that Ethan had when choosing a teenager to groom over the internet.

Plus the level of god-tier luck we had by getting this much entertainment material out of it.
PauperVita said:
Ethan Ralph destroyed the Vickers family by merely existing. It’s insane really. Matthew Vickers is a 21st century Captain Ahab.
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It is ironic looking back how we all made fun of Ralph back in 2021 for continuing to provoke Vickers and not walk away from their shared situation when he had the chance to do so. We all viewed Vickers as baiting Ralph into destroying the remnants of his life by going to war with him.

In hindsight it was the exact opposite: Ralph being a retarded wigger who couldn't let things go was him baiting Vickers into a self-implosion.
 
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Male Idiot said:
The House of the Hog. Thanks for the informative post. A real Ralphamale's family tree is more like a wide ranging fungal network than tree.

If we put George RR Martin to make Ralph's biography, House of Hogs, will the films be less or more incestous than before?
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House motto: "The Harvest is Coming"
 
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Kheapathic said:
Most people don't do this, as the California counties started requiring either an account/profile or to pay to even fucking search their systems; it varies county by county, and each one requires a profile.
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God I fucking hate California. They can't do anything right.
Rick Nekieta said:
To think, all he had to do was trade coins and keep his head down, but no, he had to become Viggers.
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Now maybe I'm going out on a limb here, but I think Viggers was as good at coin trading as he is at everything else.
 
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Slobber Knobber said:
And yet somehow Morris came out of the situation looking great.
Vickers ruined his life trying to get one over on the Ralphamale.
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Harry Morris saw that one of his daughters turned into an autistic horse, said "aw shucks, you can't win 'em all" and cracked open a white Monster can before proceeding to grill. A very mature response to the situation, all things considered.
 
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