Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

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What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

  • Tumour

    Votes: 49 3.4%
  • Stroke

    Votes: 201 13.9%
  • Gecko hybrid

    Votes: 396 27.4%
  • Dry eyes

    Votes: 33 2.3%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 766 53.0%

  • Total voters
    1,444
Unreal. Next you guys are gonna tell me Ethan Ralph didn’t fuck a Hot Pocket :(
I did mention once before that I was the other hot pocket from the box... He just left me on the counter to watch as he blew before it even touched his dick. He smashed it in anger and then still ate it, half frozen with his pants down.

Years of therapy have not helped. At this point only Dr. Smith or Dr. Wesson could.
 
is this considered a win for Ralph or VIckers?

Ralph win: Proof this site is evil and has no morals (unlike him, trad christian), embarrassing null by extention. Vickers and co less willing to communicate info to the designated gimps

Vickers win: defending honor
Gunt actually got proven wrong in that he thinks the Kiwi Farms will spread any kind of bullshit, as I mentioned before, this case actually proves the opposite. So big L there. @MWV gets to clown on at least everyone in the first page of this thread, good for him. Usually when I read cows in their own threads repeatedly asserting something I immediately start to believe the opposite but this is a rare case in which the more he went on about this the more I thought he might be right. I was pulling up my usual doxing tools to check it out but got beaten to the punch by @#KillAllPedos.
 
Lol, the OP is a failing faggot, and I wouldn't have sex in this thread.

Now this is just embarrassing, but excellent responses from Mr Vickers, and thank you for playing along, and spinning your web, luring in a few gullible folk, and then BTFOing a bunch of them for my amusement.

I hope Null pins this thread in the "Don't be a faggot, nigga. Do your research properly before posting half-assed bullshit" section.
 
Did.. Did OP actually think it would be impossible for two people to have extremely similar names in a state of 2.2 million people?

They really aren't sending their best. Just took the info and ran with it because omgomgomgomg. This is why you verify shit before you start gloating.
The same name? The odds of them living in the same place county would be pretty low. That being said it does look like the case was brought over from another system and the Matthew Vickers in that case had no middle name. Since @MWV has a middle initial when something happened with him the new system assumed they were the same person and put it all under said name.
 
I suspect she's not just a lurker but an active poster. Anyone who got the gunt, would have been psychologically changed or altered, and turned into a productive member of our community.

Thread wasn't a total waste of time though, we learned/confirmed exactly how close Fai watches this board, she jumped on this and texted Matt pretty quickly.
 
This is fucking retarded as all shit, if you're going to make such a fuss about something that serious, at least check your sources and better, maybe get hold of a janny. So many of these embarrassingly retarded attempts would have been mitigated if people weren't so braindead; case in point -- Zoosadism thread and faildoxxxing Woof, evidence... ummm, a guy was walking his dog, and there's a photo of it? Maybe spend 5 minutes on Facebook looking up the idiots rather than letting that dopamine shot retard your braincells?

Hey look, @MWV is selling Chris coins! I saw it on facebook so it must be true!
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Of course I didn't actually look at the photos.
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However, the chance of Vickers selling the Chris coin is higher than the chance he has anything to do with this retarded case you've somehow dug up. Confess your retardation now, where did you find this dumb shit? Which gay discord group?
 
The same name? The odds of them living in the same place county would be pretty low.
Not really. In a cursory search I located no less than 26 Matthew Vickers in California and there are 58 counties in the state, so by the Birthday Paradox, p = (58/57)^26 = 0.456, in other words just shy of a coin flip whether at least one pair of them lives in the same county. It's highly counterintuitive but true, so it's not a safe assumption to make that two of them in the same county are the same person unless you have another point of data like DOB

give me mean stickers I didn't realize he was talking middle name too
 
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Thread wasn't a total waste of time though, we learned/confirmed exactly how close Fai watches this board, she jumped on this and texted Matt pretty quickly.
That was the milkiest part of this thread. I can forgive Fai's stupidty in being gunted, sometimes retarded adolescents get manipulated. I can forgive Vickers as a father, sometimes good people have shitty kids..

But to post screenshots of you and you're gunted daughters text convos on a website of degenerate stalker spergs run by a confirmed pedo?

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Not really. In a cursory search I located no less than 26 Matthew Vickers in California and there are 58 counties in the state, so by the Birthday Paradox, p = (58/57)^26 = 0.456, in other words just shy of a coin flip whether at least one pair of them lives in the same county. It's highly counterintuitive but true, so it's not a safe assumption to make that two of them in the same county are the same person unless you have another point of data like DOB.
We're not talking "Matthew Vickers" we'd be talking about "Matthew William Vickers". The point, however, is that there doesn't appear to have been any actual looking beyond the name into what was going on. Someone else brought it up first and I know I'm parroting it but it does appear that that case in particular was brought over from an old system, and I offer an explanation as to why it's under @MWV 's name and not it's own.
 
Birthday Paradox, p = (58/57)^26 = 0.456
I think it's off.

There's at least 26 Matthew Vickers in California and 58 counties. If we assume the distribution is the same (it's not), here it goes. Chance of at least another Matthew Vickers from the county would be 1 minus the chance of no Matthew Vickers from the same county. "At least" is important, because having exactly two would be way more complicated (hypergeometric distribution).

58 counties total, 57 other, so chance of none of the 25 remaining Matthew Vickers being in the same Placer county is just 57/58^25 ~= 0.65, so there's a 35.26% chance that there's at least another Matthew Vickers in the same county.
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Placer county is one of the many rather dense ones, so the chances are underestimated.

Who even uses the word "fucked" when talking to their father or mother? Instead of "had sex with".
I sure don't, but I guess everyone is different and has different dynamics.
Granted, English is not my native language, but the direct equivalent to "fucked" in mine is kinda vulgar.
When you're quoting someone but didn't go to school long enough to understand how "QUOTATION SYMBOLS" actually work, or rather just lazy "texting". I'm gonna be a bit more lenient here since on the first page, Vickers said the same thing but correctly placed it in quotes.

knowing that I haven't "fucked" any of my cousins

Same actually applies to the gunt, when he photoshopped his record to show he's 5'10'', he made a woopsie and used the wrong symbol, it ended up being 5'10". 5 apostrophe 10 left quote symbol, so totally off and inconsistent with the rest of the document.
 
dunno the appeal of replying to this thread and not being explicit. "That's not me." This is why I said Faith probably sees a lot of Vickers in Ralph and has daddy issues. The need to reply and the gameification of weird shit like this is very Ralph. If you're going to take time to reply to a bait thread at all just turn over the table and move on.
 
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is this considered a win for Ralph or VIckers?

Ralph win: Proof this site is evil and has no morals (unlike him, trad christian), embarrassing null by extention. Vickers and co less willing to communicate info to the designated gimps

Vickers win: defending honor
No one wins on this issue. We now all have corona chan and super aids because op is a faggot.
 
dunno the appeal of replying to this thread and not being explicit. "That's not me." This is why I said Faith probably sees a lot of Vickers in Ralph and has daddy issues. The need to reply and the gameification of weird shit like this is very Ralph. If you're going to take time to reply to a bait thread at all just turn over the table and move on.
Exactly. @MWV take your daughter to the dentist instead of trying to own the Gunt on a Chris Chan forum.
 
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