Careercow Max Landis

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Null said:
It's like, painful to be looking at VHS tapes from the 80s and 90s and then being suddenly reminded that 2016 is a thing. It doesn't even matter how subtle it is. I don't think the entire cast of RLM said has said "Obama" once on camera.
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Rich Evans literally turned to the camera and said "the Iran treaty was a bad idea" while dressed an alien. Theyve made at least one "thanks Obama" joke. Dude, if being a subpar member of an internet comedy group and having pretty par for the course liberal views on twitter is all it takes to be a cow, were basically just a spergy tabloid now.
 
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xXRonPaul_42016Xx said:
Rich Evans literally turned to the camera and said "the Iran treaty was a bad idea" while dressed an alien. Theyve made at least one "thanks Obama" joke. Dude, if being a subpar member of an internet comedy group and having pretty par for the course liberal views on twitter is all it takes to be a cow, were basically just a spergy tabloid now.
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Fuck off, lol. People are allowed to shit talk RLM.
 
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Being a liberal in California is not grounds for lolcowdom. Said it in the Something Awful LPers thread and I'll say it again– merely being an SJW is not even lolcalf material. Hell, Max isn't even as much of an SJW as most of Los Angeles is. He's mild for that polluted cesspool of nu males and gang bangers.

Fuck you in advance if someone says I'm defending him, btw. Max Landis was the single most obnoxious guest on BOTW ever, and it pains me that the glory of RLM seeing a Neil Breen film was tainted by his presence. But someone can be a thoroughly detestable person and not be a lolcow, because they have to be fucking funny in their faggotry instead of just echoing the same faggot shit all the other faggots are saying.

MovieBob's ironically fascist views are funny. Andrew Dobson's pathetic whining is funny. Brianna Wu's complete incompetence is funny. Some retard being kinda left-wing isn't very funny at all. Fucks sake, the farms aren't your personal army. Stop making shit threads for people you disagree with.
 
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Null said:
Fuck off, lol. People are allowed to shit talk RLM.
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Ok dude. I just see shit like this and the spoony thread as a slippery slope towards digging through internet celebrity garbage and gossiping about who Jontron is dating. Like, part of the appeal of the farms is digging up these obscure weirdos that youd never otherwise find and then obsessing over every aspect of their lives. I dont really care that AIDS Moby is a liberal or that FatBeard has a generic band.

The farms isnt an internet loser tabloid, the farms is a monastic order of spergs devoted to the never ending autistic quest for Gods Greatest Mistake.
 
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Max "Children Chopper" Landis
Max "Free chopper rides" Landis
Max "Helicopter Haircut" Landis
Max "my dad is a helicopter parent" Landis.
Max "kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis
Max "get to the choppa" Landis.
Max ''slaughter them all'' Landis
Max "Heads will Roll" Landis
Max "Dad wanted me to get a head" Landis
Max "Nebrotism" Landis
Max "Fly Lower" Landis
Max "Get to the Choppa" Landis
JOHN 'CHOP THE TOP AND WATCH EM DROP' LANDIS
John "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "kid clipper Jr." Landis
Max "son of the flying guillotine" Landis
Max "fly low, sweet chariot. daddy's gonna cut off your head" Landis.
John "full body bris" Landis
Max "Slicer and Dicer, with a side of rice-er" Landis
Max "uptomyknees in the blood of two kids and a guy" Landis
Max "If there's an epicanthic fold, put them in the ground cold" Landis
Max "China Syndrome" Landis
Max "Stunt double? Just hire twins" Landis
Max "How do I get this helicopter to" Landis
Max "I can't" Landis
Max "Spin around, and Cut them Down" Landis
max "my dad killed people" landis
 
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xXRonPaul_42016Xx said:
Ok dude. I just see shit like this and the spoony thread as a slippery slope towards digging through internet celebrity garbage and gossiping about who Jontron is dating. Like, part of the appeal of the farms is digging up these obscure weirdos that youd never otherwise find and then obsessing over every aspect of their lives. I dont really care that AIDS Moby is a liberal or that FatBeard has a generic band.

The farms isnt an internet loser tabloid, the farms is a monastic order of spergs devoted to the never ending autistic quest for Gods Greatest Mistake.
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A full grown man with a fucking filmography and a royal bloodline is drawing this shit and posting it on the Internet.

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Get your fucking head out of your ass and learn to laugh.
 
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Couldn't read past the first tweet, got blinded by Max's hypocrisy. Tweeting like he doesn't make the Vic Morrow death/backlash to the Twilight Zone Accident about himself on a regular basis. But it's justified if he does it because he's flawless or whatever. Dude can fuck right off.
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To cut him a little slack, people bring that up any time he pisses them off, which is often.

But he also chimps the fuck out so easily about it that who can blame them?
 
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x-post from Rebecca Gerber's thread

Both Rebecca Gerber and Max Landis attended school together at the University of Miami. She claims that she turned him down and as a result, he tried to destroy her friendships. She also claims that Max didn't come up with the ideas for Chronicle and that she knew the people that did.

http://jezebel.com/this-man-went-to-my-college-he-frequently-got-women-to-1441007454 (http://archive.is/OwZUz)
http://jezebel.com/and-youre-not-wrong-i-know-the-people-that-came-up-wit-1441009113 (http://archive.is/PgVQU)
 
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Holy shit that interview.

"I can’t date chicks who haven’t figured out their orgasms. I’ve met a lot of chicks who don’t or can’t cum during sex but still go on and on about how much they love sex and it throws me a little because I’m like, do you though?"

It's called the clitoris, Max.
 
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