May 1 2023 - Chris sighting at Walmart

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Not sure if real but this just popped up on Facebook

Also someone asked where Chris was spotted

(UPDATE)
it's real
 

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Someone named @Speedymctweet on Twitter has posted these photos.
I'm not sure I buy it's Chris. He was looking a lot thinner in his last mugshot, he couldn't have gained that much weight since getting out of jail.

It does look like em though, I guess it's possible the last mugshot could have been from some date well before Chris got out. Do they take another one when a prisoner is released?

Also someone on reddit pointed out there's no metadata for these pics. So there's at least some chance someone found some old pre-mother fucker saga creeper shots of Chris and posted them.

Guy on reddit posted a short video



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I'm not sure I buy it's Chris. He was looking a lot thinner in his last mugshot, he couldn't have gained that much weight since getting out of jail.

It does look like em though, I guess it's possible the last mugshot could have been from some date well before Chris got out. Do they take another one when a prisoner is released?

Also someone on reddit pointed out there's no metadata for these pics. So there's at least some chance someone found some old pre-mother fucker saga creeper shots of Chris and posted them.

Guy on reddit posted a short video



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I personally believe it because he does look somewhat thinner
His hair is not puke green and as we all know he had that color for a long time
His style is not his normal style (not completely dressed like a toddler)
Something about this seems legit to me
 
I personally believe it because he does look somewhat thinner
His hair is not puke green and as we all know he had that color for a long time
His style is not his normal style (not completely dressed like a toddler)
Something about this seems legit to me
I'm leaning torwards this being the second coming now,

The prices in the Walmart line up to basically what is on the Walmart site,

Gemstone Kit

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55" Vizio TV for $478

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Apparently the Oculus Quest rebranded to Meta Quest after Chris went to jail. CHRISTINE HAS RISEN!

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If it’s fake, it’s actually a pretty convincing shop.

If I had to guess, he’s out and in some sort of group home but he can’t get on the internet in any really meaningful way. And that makes sense because if I was Chris’s tard wrangler, the first thing I would do is keep him off the internet. That by itself would fix like half of his problems.
 
I'm leaning torwards this being the second coming now,

The prices in the Walmart line up to basically what is on the Walmart site,

Gemstone Kit

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55" Vizio TV for $478

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Apparently the Oculus Quest rebranded to Meta Quest after Chris went to jail. CHRISTINE HAS RISEN!

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That seals it it's him in the flesh
HES BACK FOLKS
now the real question
Why isn't he online?
I mean he is free now
 

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That seals it it's him in the flesh
HES BACK FOLKS
now the real question
Why isn't he online?
I mean he is free now
Guy who posted the video on Reddit said he saw Chris getting into a black van, so if he's living at a group home he might just have limited internet access. Only explanation I can think of since there's no way that he learned his lesson.
 
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