May 1 2023 - Chris sighting at Walmart

I’m surprised it took a little over a month for someone to finally spot him, but the pictures don’t look like there is any manipulation to them despite the meta data wipe. I’m glad that some faggot didn’t start Alogging the mother fucker because it’s just funny to see him dressed like a goof ball. His hair looks considerably greyer and yeah jail has aged him a little bit, but considering he is 41 and is in shit health, I am not surprised he doesn’t look that stellar. Whatever, the group home situation seems to keep him tard wrangled, and hopefully will keep him out of trouble. Unless he does something more over the top in a one who flew over the cocos nest type of manner. Which knowing Chris and his exceptionalism, the most ridiculous outcome always is the result. Either way he is morphing more into Barb each passing day, especially with the thousand island glare that just creeps into the soul. What an embarrassing state of affairs, as well when the conjecture of Chris losing weight in jail, I found that to be a bit hard to believe, and that is only because it isn’t the like the food is the most nutritious.

Of course now the weens are going to cropping out of the woodwork to harass the faggot. I personally don’t understand what the fascination is with interacting with the fucking freak. Back in the day of the PVCC there was a level of creativity and it actually was injected into the comic lore. Now it is just BlueSpike clones that want to cause harm to the fucking simpleton.

Considering this is my 1488th post too, I need to state that Chris is a smelly nigger. Also will never be a woman especially in the eyes of the State of Virginia.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Winner
Reactions: The Foxtrot, Nguyen Van Phuoc, Super Dilator Duel 3D and 8 others
Boglim Enthusiast said:
People are saying he can walk away from this without copping a felony for elder abuse or being on a sex offender list though.

I think that is crazy unfair on Barb
Click to expand...
They were probably unable to realistically do much with the case since every single player in it is unreliable. Chris is nuts and retarded, Barb is dementia-ridden as fuck, and the internet randoms are internet randoms. Hard to do anything definitive when there's zero reliable testimonies.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: The Foxtrot, Ophelia, Mesh Gear Fox and 10 others
ClamHammer said:
They were probably unable to realistically do much with the case since every single player in it is unreliable. Chris is nuts and retarded, Barb is dementia-ridden as fuck, and the internet randoms are internet randoms. Hard to do anything definitive when there's zero reliable testimonies.
Click to expand...
The issue is you have a recorded confession from Chris, and the moment they took Barb in they would have ran a rape kit and checked the sheets, so if there wasn't sign of sexual activity they would not have waisted there time.
A likely course is Chris getting a deal for time served with a permanent ban from contact from Barb or the house.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Ophelia, Q_Anon1001, Hongourable Madisha and 2 others
Funeral for a Furry said:
The issue is you have a recorded confession from Chris, and the moment they took Barb in they would have ran a rape kit and checked the sheets, so if there wasn't sign of sexual activity they would not have waisted there time.
A likely course is Chris getting a deal for time served with a permanent ban from contact from Barb or the house.
Click to expand...
Yeah false confessions happen too, and they have to be able to prove it, at least with some evidence. If there's no evidence, and all they have to go off of is a recording, which are becoming increasingly easier to fake, there is a huge burden on the courts to prove his confession true. They essentially needed the rape kit to come back positive, or some form of written communication between him and Barb that is at least slightly implicating, or some form of photo/video evidence. I'd be kinda surprised if the latter two were there, so all it takes is the rape kit to come back negative, which is likely since they're not the most reliable science out there, and their hands are tied since there is no evidence and nobody involved can be seen as a credible source.

I think everybody in the world believes he did it, but there's no way to prove it and it's WORSE than hearsay since everyone involved is crazy, retarded, or both.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: The Foxtrot, excon, Super Dilator Duel 3D and 6 others
ClamHammer said:
Yeah false confessions happen too, and they have to be able to prove it, at least with some evidence. If there's no evidence, and all they have to go off of is a recording, which are becoming increasingly easier to fake, there is a huge burden on the courts to prove his confession true. They essentially needed the rape kit to come back positive, or some form of written communication between him and Barb that is at least slightly implicating, or some form of photo/video evidence. I'd be kinda surprised if the latter two were there, so all it takes is the rape kit to come back negative, which is likely since they're not the most reliable science out there, and their hands are tied since there is no evidence and nobody involved can be seen as a credible source.

I think everybody in the world believes he did it, but there's no way to prove it and it's WORSE than hearsay since everyone involved is crazy, retarded, or both.
Click to expand...
The issue here is we don't know what we don't know, now the recording of him and Jankie would have been the first thing they played to him in questioning if he said Yes that was his voice, that would negate the false recording theory. Normally one of the first questions they'll ask is did you do this and if he went off on his soul bonding cobblers along with seamen and vaginal fluid being found in Barbs bed along with a positive from the rape kit.
If it had come back negative on the Barb and Bed counts it's unlikely they would have moved him into criminal custody.
In the end we don't know what he said in questioning.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: The Foxtrot, Super Dilator Duel 3D, Hinttitroniikka and 1 other person
Rent Tin said:
I don't think Chris is functional enough to arrange that. Maybe if he had an assigned tard wrangler who was on top of these things? But usually if you need a tard wrangler they send you to a group home to minimize expenses.
Click to expand...
I think the government subsidizes special tard wranglers, I forget what they're called but they're for like, ambiguously retarded people and they just organize all of the real human shit like filing taxes while the retard is free to pursue their pleasures like an animal.

Keeps them from spending their entire income on legos.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Helvetia, Ophelia, Super Dilator Duel 3D and 1 other person
Assistant Manajerk said:
I think it's best we observe and record, and not interfere. Sadly, I think we're gonna see legions of weens gather at the group home like the Orcs at Helm's Deep shouting JULAY.
Click to expand...
I feel bad for the army of weens barrelling down on these random overworked social workers.

Also, a quick shitpost.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Horrifying
Reactions: Helvetia, Super Dilator Duel 3D, Little Do They Know and 6 others
Morwyn said:
It's always uncomfy when I'm reminded that Chris has haunted places I used to live or work. At least he picked the nicer Wal-Mart in town.
Click to expand...
Are there any other places in your town that he might frequent if he gets days out? GameStops or any place he might try to pick up Dungeons and Dragons again? Parks? Nursing homes. Etc.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
Reactions: Morwyn, Baguette Child and Super Dilator Duel 3D
HarveyMC said:
Why the hell is he wearing his medallion?

He knows that everyone knows he raped his mom. If I saw that man at Walmart without the medallion, I would probably just think "huh, that fat hick looks like Chris". But with it he is broadcasting to the world "I am Christian Weston Chandler. I raped my mom".
Click to expand...
One plausible explanation, don’t quote me on this, is that Chris may be retarded. It’s just my pet theory at this point but I think the evidence is really starting to pile up in support. It would explain a lot of Chris’s odd behavior over the years.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Informative
Reactions: AnOminous, T-Ter, Cowabummer and 74 others
Maybe they’re still assessing how he’ll use the Internet unless they’ve determined it’s just too high risk and would bring too much attention to his group home. If he was online his wranglers would likely be doxed by now along with whoever else he is living with.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Richard Cheese, Procrastinhater, Chester Rigby and 5 others
Bigfoot's Butthole said:
He was wearing his medallion when he got arrested and I assume they'd give it back to him after he was released. It could be new, these images aren't the highest quality so it's hard to tell. If it is new it could be one of those medallions Praetor is hocking on Etsy.View attachment 5107034View attachment 5107048
Click to expand...
My guess is that he's just wearing pieces left over from when he was arrested.

i.e. the skirt and medallion.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
Reactions: Chester Rigby and lolcow yoghurt
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back