May 1 2023 - Chris sighting at Walmart

[A Grey Cat]

I feel like compiling all these details into a new faq...I'm gonna do that as soon as I'm home so it's gonna be a while until then...let me just say.

It just looks like the courts, his lawyer and other involved authorities have found a suitable home.

Is it possible that he could have signed over responsibility or been declared unfit to care for himself, so this home basically is now his wrangler?

As in, he signs power of attorney or whatever, they manage his tugboat, bills, debts, allow him some pocket money.
But they take him out for shopping trips, make sure he observes hygiene standards, behaves appropriately in public?

They may not be able to deny him access to the internet, but what about if he is just not allowed a smartphone, computer or any internet capable device?

When he needs to do real things he needs the internet for, perhaps a staff member supervises him, or is the one using the computer while he explains what he wants and inputs any passwords?

They can give him a dumb phone in case he gets lost and lock it to his handlers number, the homes number and emergency services.

Is this sort of treatment within Virginia law?

At the end of the day, this would be the best treatment and conditions of life for him, as it would keep him out of trouble and eventually possibly make him a semi productive member of society.

I know I might be being optimistic, but could it be possible that someone has managed to arrange the best for him ?

It is very unlikely Chris signed over power of attorney or was declared severly mentally unfit to care for himself. Despite heilburg trying to build him up as a hapless retard that can't differentiate right and wrong. Chris knows damn well what he did was wrong. Even if the docs updated his diagnosis beyond autism, there's only so far that can go.


There's plenty of evidence to support the fact that Chris can handle living without any assistance beyond government handouts. Notice how in what pics we have of him there's no wrangler nearby watching him or accompanying him through the trip, just the van driver. This means they trusted Chris enough to grant him a trip to a store unsupervised

 

[Null]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms.

 

[Kayfabe]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms.

The birth of a new lolcow.

 

[Syrup]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms.

>message wasn't JULAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Kill yourself.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms.

Here is your le epic reddit gold sir.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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Uncanny.

 

[GypsyBard]

Don't call the group home
Leave that to the filthy redditors to act stupid

 

[Rungle]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms.

Why cant I rate people as retarded on this site

 

[NaggotFigger]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms.

>calling nuthouse
>leaving message from chris himself without proof
>powerwording random name or whatever
Are you drunk? Got any proofs to show that you actually gain permission from Chris? No? Then, you should instead go fuck and shit yourself in Reddit, you proofless retarded nigger.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms.

Nigga the reddit weens already have that handled, don't drag us into it!

 

[Divine right to rule]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms.

With your level of retardation, they probably just humored you and are actually sending the men in the white coats to your door right now.
Plz update us with a detailed report how your experience as chris-chans roommate was.
Guard your boibussy well.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Someone run this thru an ai voice stat.

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms.

 

[GypsyBard]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms.

I just realized this doesn't exactly prove Chris is even there

I mean you could call say hey I'd like to leave a message for John Smith
And the person answering the phone will most likely just say sure right down on a piece of paper message for John Smith then try and find John Smith later
I mean it's a group home they're not going to know every single resident by heart

 

[erer1600]

With your level of retardation, they probably just humored you and are actually sending the men in the white coats to your door right now.
Plz update us with a detailed report how your experience as chris-chans roommate was.
Guard your boibussy well.

Yea NGL I should've used tor I'm current getting my ass pounded plz help

 

[Alcalino9000]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms.

JULEY


JULEEEEY


JULEEEEEEEY

 

[ShrekFarts]

If Chris didn't have the medallion, would anyone even recognize him? He's out there looking like a 60 year old woman.

 

[erer1600]

I just realized this doesn't exactly prove Chris is even there

I mean you could call say hey I'd like to leave a message for John Smith
And the person answering the phone will most likely just say sure right down on a piece of paper message for John Smith then try and find John Smith later
I mean it's a group home they're not going to know every single resident by heart

She said she found him in their system tough. But I think u might be right. I feel like I might need to check myself in there soon. lol

 

[Rockin da Worm]

Yea NGL I should've used tor I'm current getting my ass pounded plz help

Nigga what? TOR phone call? You simultaneously don't understand why everyone is calling you autistic and don't understand how technology works.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I'm waiting for the day Chris realizes there's a hidden internet browser option in Nintendo Switches. It's not a terribly complicated process to access it, but it requires inputting a specific primary DNS under the settings, which he would either have to memorize or learn about.

He already knows. The group home must have passwords on their WiFi that are strong enough that a retard couldn’t guess them. They also likely only let him have the switch as a treat when he’s good, use a DNS whitelist to only allow basic sites, and have a tard wrangler ne

I want to see a “ween pretends to be retarded to get into the group home” story.

 

[FinnSven]

feel like compiling all these details into a new faq...I'm gonna do that as soon as I'm home so it's gonna be a while until then...let me just say.

That would be appreciated.

If one never deals with Tard responsibility and handling, it’s not especially common knowledge, to my experience.

Spoiler: rambling about my minor non expertise in tard handling

The nature of how and when an individual can be declared unfit is always difficult to know as it seems to vary massively over the world.

Here for instance, it’s fairly easy to sign over control of your life to someone else, like a parent or guardian, but once you have it’s practically impossible for you to get control of your life again, even if declared and demonstrably capable.

What seems to be more common is people volunteer to control peoples finances.
It’s normally a responsible person with a respectable job, who ensure that a persons tard bux or glass sorting salary is spent first on bills, rent and savings, and then pocket money is granted.

The responsible person is never socially or professionally connected to the tard, and of course they face severe penalties if they mishandle the funds.

I have no idea how any of this works in the UK or Ireland, where I lived before, but basically I only had proximity with tards here thanks to my ex-wife’s family.

My former brother in law is an idiot who spends all his money on booze and magic beans unless stopped and my stepdaughter was so autistic she really couldn’t handle a job nor even the bare minimum of effort to get tardbux.
The BIL had a financial guy, and we looked into the issue of stepdaughter and taking responsibility for her life. Luckily she married a slack jawed Cletus who now is responsible for her.