May 2 2023 - Chris sighting at game shop

[Hogar Grupal]

To be fair does he fully understand things like this? He might have a very basic idea like the way a dog understands the way things work but actually the mechanisms.

To a degree, he does. If Rollin and Trollin' has taught us, Chris put in the effort to be a normal guy to get the trolls to leave him alone. Then he was trolled into thinking the trolls were going to contact SSA to say he didn't have autism which would cut his tugboat.

But now? Probably not.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I'll never get over how thin his arms are. The man is an human oddity where you don't do any physical effort, and how the body moves shit around.

 

[King Kiwi]

Genuinely surprised nobody has recognized him and tried to start shit with him for his charges. Judging by the fact that he's getting spotted more often now, this is probably not too far off.

Because then they would have to actually go up to him and start harassing him. We live in a world where we use our phones like a shield and sword and Pokemon unite all of us.

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

I was wondering if the previous photos could have been an impersonator- we never saw him face on.
I'm a little more and less convinced- who would actually sit down and play card games with chris chan in a public space?

 

[R00T]

Because then they would have to actually go up to him and start harassing him. We live in a world where we use our phones like a shield and sword and Pokemon unite all of us.

tbf i wouldn't want to be the person that walks up and engages him. it's like a roulette table of autism. you don't know where that balls gonna land.

 

[Tranny Farmer]

Who would actually sit down and play card games with chris chan in a public space?

Tbf, that battlegrounds is in Richmond and Chris is from Ruckersville. Doubt everyone there has heard about him. Altought with the inevitable wave of weenery its more than likely that's about to change lol

 

[Nuns with guns]

This place should hire Michael Snyder as the new manager.

 

[Kept Ya Waiting Huh]

How long until Chris finds some way of internet access again? I say a week tops if not already.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

So this is the second day that Chris has been spotted around Midlothian. I wonder how a group home would schedule him going to play games?

There's also that nagging issue that Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom live uncomfortably close to these places. This game store is even closer to their house than the WalMart he went to.

I doubt they'd just open their home to him but maybe they're helping out in some way.

 

[Tranny Farmer]

How long until Chris finds some way of internet access again? I say a week tops if not already.

I mean, we know he bought a switch the other day. He's half way there.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Why would a home let him go to a card games store? Surely they have his arrest record and know that he's been banned from several.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I've finished a 1st draft of an FAQ i considered writing to clarify things in the recent month with chris getting released. would anyone like to see it and/or consider making it a thread or amending the old faq?

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

tbf i wouldn't want to be the person that walks up and engages him. it's like a roulette table of autism. you don't know where that balls gonna land.

id like a picture with him to be honest

 

[millais]

All those months honing his skill at Solitaire on the prayer rug... in his head he was imagining his triumphal return to the hobby store trading card game tournament

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I'll never get over how thin his arms are. The man is an human oddity where you don't do any physical effort, and how the body moves shit around.

Like his thin legs, I'm surprised Chris didn't break them under the weight of his own body. I'm also surprised he can carry stuff without his arms getting tired.

When the day comes were he comes back home just to get his stuff, Chris will be hurting (psychically).

I mean, we know he bought a switch the other day. He's half way there.

What happened to the one Steve and Sarah got him?

 

[XANA]

I'll never get over how thin his arms are. The man is an human oddity where you don't do any physical effort, and how the body moves shit around.

It doesn't help that he used to be a lot fatter. Part of the weird shape from his arms probably comes from the loose skin, since skin gets a lot less elastic with age.

Then again, his arms were kind of smaller than you think they would be even when he was fat.

 

[Jobama]

Chris will be in for a rude awakening when every game store he visits ends up banning him. I doubt any of these places want a literal motherfucker around children. Plus I’m sure weens will start spamming them.

 

[MG-34]

Tbf, that battlegrounds is in Richmond and Chris is from Ruckersville. Doubt everyone there has heard about him. Altought with the inevitable wave of weenery its more than likely that's about to change lol

I'd imagine the average magic the gathering hobbyist browses the internet 6+ hours everyday using sites like leddit and 4chan and at least one person there would recognize him, especially if he is wearing a sonichu medallion.

 

[Aegeus]

I didn't know there were any gaming stores in Virginia that Chris wasn't ban hammered from.

Who wants to take bets on how long it will take Chris to sperg out and get himself banned from this gaming store after arguing with the owner about how "Sonichu" should count as a real official Pokémon?

 

[Poonocchio]

I'd imagine the average magic the gathering hobbyist browses the internet 6+ hours everyday using sites like leddit and 4chan and at least one person there would recognize him, especially if he is wearing a sonichu medallion.

I can't imagine how bizarre that must be. Just sat there chilling, playing your card game with your buddies and fucking Chris-chan comes and sits in front of you. Wat do