May 2 2023 - Chris sighting at game shop

[Jobama]

People mentioned that this game shop was right next to the Walmart he was at so was this taken the same day and uploaded later?

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

At first I was gonna say it was weird that these threads haven't been featured yet. Then I read the May 1st sighting thread.

If we're seeing Chris this often and there's this much autism building already then it's probably only weeks away at most before the shitshow kicks off again.

Wearing the medallion in public is very on-brand and also an unbelievably retarded misstep on the part of his caretakers. They have no idea what is coming their way.

 

[maguyver16]

Is it me or he actually looks very clean?

He lookin like a tranny Ben Franklin

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

I wonder if he's playing yugioh or the MLP game.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again.

Ecclesiastes 1:9

 

[Fapcop]

Is it a sign of disappearing morals, rising depravity and the imminent collapse of society, Rome style, that Chris is just waddling around around near a Walmart without any going: “WTF aren’t you the dude that RAPED HIS EIGHTY YEAR OLD MOTHER?!”

Or is it just another case of the Teflon Tard doing what he does best?

(And don’t give me the: “Why would people know who he is?” That shit might fly if Chris had been sighted in a hardware store, not in a game store.)

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Is it me or he actually looks very clean?

At group homes, prisons and institutions, daily showers are required

I don't know if they could *force* Our Lord to shower, but

1. staff can pressure him hard,

2. have the residents group pressure him softer

3. Tie showering to privileges

So that if he doesn't take a bath he can't have outings or whatever

4, have his visitors or family (lol) pressure him to take a bath

(Was in mental hospital years ago and saw this happen to a roomie)

 

[Drunkensailor]

At first I was gonna say it was weird that these threads haven't been featured yet. Then I read the May 1st sighting thread.

If we're seeing Chris this often and there's this much autism building already then it's probably only weeks away at most before the shitshow kicks off again.

Wearing the medallion in public is very on-brand and also an unbelievably retarded misstep on the part of his caretakers. They have no idea what is coming their way.

they host troons and are probably accustomed to hate calls. the shit storm that is descending on them is unfortunate. those poor people make 25-30 per hour and are going to to have ptsd inside of 48hrs

 

[Monuklear]

He's like a cryptid now. We're all wackos.

 

[maguyver16]

they host troons and are probably accustomed to hate calls. the shit storm that is descending on them is unfortunate. those poor people make 25-30 per hour and are going to to have ptsd inside of 48hrs

25-30 an hour? That's not too bad

 

['Ole Dente]

I can't imagine how bizarre that must be. Just sat there chilling, playing your card game with your buddies and fucking Chris-chan comes and sits in front of you. Wat do

Shuffle and play the game. After you’re done, say “That was a neat game, thanks” and then go home.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

So from what I understand a number of these home bus there resedents (the safe ones) to places like that once a month to let them out into the public, so we will see what the Weens will do on the 1st June, will they be laying in wait or will they let Chris be?
Place your bets now...

 

[Mental Chemical]

Is it a sign of disappearing morals, rising depravity and the imminent collapse of society, Rome style, that Chris is just waddling around around near a Walmart without any going: “WTF aren’t you the dude that RAPED HIS EIGHTY YEAR OLD MOTHER?!”

Or is it just another case of the Teflon Tard doing what he does best?

(And don’t give me the: “Why would people know who he is?” That shit might fly if Chris had been sighted in a hardware store, not in a game store.)

Do you approach the clearly insane man with a history on the subway?
If you know who Chris is, you know enough to stay away.

 

[maguyver16]

He's like a cryptid now. We're all wackos.

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We're watching a person go from reality to legend in real time. We have been afforded, due to the modern age we live in, to witness and comment on something that we, as individuals, cannot fully understand, as it will be shared by future generations long after we all are dead.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I wonder if we're gonna end up like History Channel and every old lady/fat guy with a mullet with 1990s clothes will be considered as potential CWC sightings like every old white guy in Argentina being mistaken for Hitler.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

If I had to make a prediction. The next Chris-Chan sighting will be at a McDonald's. It would explain how Chris got so fat so fast after jail. Gotta get fat.

 

[Ophelia]

It’s not surprising that Chris is interacting with real people. Before the Idea Gags got to him, he was socializing with other pokemon nerds. Game stores are his happy place when conventions aren’t available.

I really hope the family hasn’t closed ranks and decided to let him back in due to some southern stubbornness or something.

Edit: the other bigger thread has info about a Gateway Homes location nearby. That’s much more likely than his aunt. Thank godbear.

 

[Joe Cool]

History repeats itself twice, the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

He doesn't play Magic, and the card the Reddit guy is holding looks like it may be Weiss Schwarz? He knows how to play the Pokémon TCG but the rules and sets change a lot. Somebody must have had to lend him a current deck. LMAO.

The reason nobody is saying anything is because it's a nerd space in 2023 and he has retard/troon armor. Anyone speaking up will be shunned or even permabanned from competitions all over the globe. ESPECIALLY in the Pokemon community, pronoun shit is literally in the official rules now. If the store owner bans him and he complains they could lose their distributor or be blacklisted from hosting tournaments. Better for business to just take the tugboat. The days of Michael Snyder are long past.

ETA have you guys never been to TCG stores or

 

[Small G genocide]

He doesn't play Magic, and the card the Reddit guy is holding looks like it may be Weiss Schwarz? He knows how to play the Pokémon TCG but the rules and sets change a lot. Somebody must have had to lend him a current deck. LMAO.

He'd need a stack of cards that are currently legal, though I dont see what would stop him just buying those. He has no impulse control and cant budget or prioritise. As I recall, he doesnt really play "decks" in the sense that most tcg players are familiar with. He uses a pile of cards he likes, and larps like he's in an anime, and cant comprehend how/why he loses so often.