McD has to get rid of 10 million pounds of Mighty Wings

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I never try them but then again I haven't been to our McDonald ever since it went to shit. :(
 
They taste better than mcnuggets but not for the price.
 
Here's my two cents.
McDonald's is not food. McDonald's is something you shove down your throat on the drive to the bar. You eat you burger, cram in the fries, and crumple up the bag and throw it out the window. I tried their wings, they were ok, but you can't drive with them and that's a problem.
 
I see no reason to spend $6 on a box of three chicken wings, when I can grab the BOLDY! SPICY! wings at Walmart in a plate for $4 and get almost 8 of them. And they're warmer and taste better, too.
 
Pickle Man said:
I know of one way they could get rid of them :snorlax:
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The boxes of "Complimentary Mighty Wings" would just get added to The Hoard out of sheer laziness.

On the other hand, it would feed The Hoard for many years to come, ensuring its continued sentience.
 
Chris's glowing endorsement sunk them. If they had given out gallons of milk with the wings, they wouldn't have this problem.
 
THIS IS TOTALLY Chris's Fault!!!! his endorsement was poison, you know I heard more people have chosen Burger King since Chris has been online, Chris is effecting the course of the franchise wars.
 
Pikonic said:
Here's my two cents.
McDonald's is not food. McDonald's is something you shove down your throat on the drive to the bar. You eat you burger, cram in the fries, and crumple up the bag and throw it out the window. I tried their wings, they were ok, but you can't drive with them and that's a problem.
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That's how I've always saw it and nothing more.

Hell, I'm trying to get a job there, which I only need because the job I currently have doesn't pay all that well.
 
flossman said:
Pickle Man said:
I know of one way they could get rid of them :snorlax:
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The boxes of "Complimentary Mighty Wings" would just get added to The Hoard out of sheer laziness.

On the other hand, it would feed The Hoard for many years to come, ensuring its continued sentience.
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I give it a month before their gone. Between Barb, Chris, the dog, the cat, the scabs, and what else lives in the hoard, that a lot of mouths to feed.
 
Incredible. Science did not predict that McDonalds would attempt to ruin hot wings next.
 
Pickle Man said:
flossman said:
Pickle Man said:
I know of one way they could get rid of them :snorlax:
Click to expand...

The boxes of "Complimentary Mighty Wings" would just get added to The Hoard out of sheer laziness.

On the other hand, it would feed The Hoard for many years to come, ensuring its continued sentience.
Click to expand...

I give it a month before their gone. Between Barb, Chris, the dog, the cat, the scabs, and what else lives in the hoard, that a lot of mouths to feed.
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You forgot this little fellow:

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