McDonalds - I'm Lovin' It

Woke up this morning and got myself a chicken mcgriddle (Mama always said it was her chosen order)
I walked into the door of the local Mickeys and was stunned at what I saw
There was the usual junkie asking for the washroom open but he was.. alone
The rest of the dining area was full of 10-12 normal ass people just fucking eating their food
Normal people with haircuts and who were sitting upright and minding their own business
No passed out tweakers, no scabfaced women walking around bent over at the waist, no shouting schizophrenic native lady, no trash or mud on the floor, no guy trying to sell me shoes
But I remember everything, every fricking thing, the social contract between me and Michael Donald's has been broken irrevocably
Every time I enter and exit now I pie sweep the corners instinctively
From now on it is a hostile unfeeling entity to me, which occasionally dispenses fries into my mouth, with a PlayPlace that will probably never open again
 
At least it's not as bad as the one time I placed an order that included a ten piece McNugget, and when I got home and opened the box it was full of pickles.
Were you as mad as Chris would have been?
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A russian burger chain FАРШ puts an entire pickle as extra in every burger box. I had ordered there as they were open Jan 1st (for reasons unrelated, we only had sweets and pasta left)
and had saladed burgers (a rarity here). Ended with easily entire can.

Their potatoes in creole spice were better than any of the burgers.
 
Another "celebrity meal" is coming to McDonald's, this time Cardi B, and as usual, nothing unusual beyond just promotional bullshit. Amazing how none of these "favorite McDonald's items" are stuff they've since taken off the menu or otherwise unavailable nationally year-round.

At least with that Korean boy band they introduced a few limited edition dipping sauces.
 
Another "celebrity meal" is coming to McDonald's, this time Cardi B, and as usual, nothing unusual beyond just promotional bullshit. Amazing how none of these "favorite McDonald's items" are stuff they've since taken off the menu or otherwise unavailable nationally year-round.

At least with that Korean boy band they introduced a few limited edition dipping sauces.
They also released even more awful merchandise. It's horrid, and I will murder whoever wears this in public. The site is awful too.

 
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We have BK here do that "celebrity crosspromo" crap, celebrity is vague blogger soy, and dinner looks like shittier Happy Meal. Includes stickers.

I found out (mom built a fridge fortress around it and I forgot) I have 2 days old Quarter Pounder (two-patty one), and it tasted delicious as hell reheated. Wholly diffirent from fresh ones somehow.
 
They also released even more awful merchandise. It's horrid, and I will murder whoever wears this in public. The site is awful too.

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High school clubs have better t-shirt designs than this (and are usually cheaper, too).
 
Another "celebrity meal" is coming to McDonald's, this time Cardi B, and as usual, nothing unusual beyond just promotional bullshit. Amazing how none of these "favorite McDonald's items" are stuff they've since taken off the menu or otherwise unavailable nationally year-round.

At least with that Korean boy band they introduced a few limited edition dipping sauces.

I miss limited edition stuff like the Stroopwafel McFlurry. The sort that aren't seasonal items. Although I will admit that I'm glad that the Shamrock Shake is back this year. Only time I ever bother trying to buy their shakes. I can make an actually delicious one, but there's something about that nostalgic chemical taste that always attracts me back to it.

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High school clubs have better t-shirt designs than this (and are usually cheaper, too).

I've seen actual creativity in high school (and college) shirts, and for almost $20 less than this. This looks like a parody of super lazily designed Redbubble shirts.
 
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