McDonalds - I'm Lovin' It

Maybe at some of them they skip the actual cleaning because franchise police don't routinely visit undercover. I'd be very suspicious of an ice cream machine that is ALWAYS available. You're likely to get some nice sam & ella from that shit.
They have to be cleaned and sanitized every evening or they'll get to sticky and they won't work.

Oh...wait a minute...
 
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Like I said before, McDonalds need to upgrade their ice cream machines. You'd think a big fast food chain could manage an ice cream machine
They basically outsourced their machines to a third-party company who doesn't want them messed with. There was a whole thing about it.

Years ago they were made in stainless steel old-fashioned milkshake machines, just like the ones Ray Kroc sold.
 
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Ever since they got rid of the blueberry muffins, I'm "meh" about them.

But what was truly unforgivable was when they got rid of the cinnamon spice lattes.
 
They basically outsourced their machines to a third-party company who doesn't want them messed with. There was a whole thing about it.

Years ago they were made in stainless steel old-fashioned milkshake machines, just like the ones Ray Kroc sold.
I'd say try to outsource a better third-party milkshake machine
 
I was on a business trip. Went out to McDonalds cause a burger sounded good in my sleep-deprived delirium at 1am and nothing else was open. Here is my unsolicited review:

McDonalds Quarter Pounder Deluxe: Savory on first bite, afterwords, greasy, sour & acidic. The cheese was nauseating, burger itself was grainy. I felt like utter shit after consuming it which carried into the morning. Had a bad aftertaste, 2/10 would not get again.
Coke was amazing, I felt revitalized after drinking the cold, carbonated, caramel syrup and sugar soda. 10/10
Fries were meh but in my experience thats always been the case with McD's fries. 5/10

I rarely eat McDonalds now but I still get their Coca Cola. Some places at the airport use those Coke Freestyle machines which never taste good to me.
 
I was on a business trip. Went out to McDonalds cause a burger sounded good in my sleep-deprived delirium at 1am and nothing else was open. Here is my unsolicited review:

McDonalds Quarter Pounder Deluxe: Savory on first bite, afterwords, greasy, sour & acidic. The cheese was nauseating, burger itself was grainy. I felt like utter shit after consuming it which carried into the morning. Had a bad aftertaste, 2/10 would not get again.
Coke was amazing, I felt revitalized after drinking the cold, carbonated, caramel syrup and sugar soda. 10/10
Fries were meh but in my experience thats always been the case with McD's fries. 5/10

I rarely eat McDonalds now but I still get their Coca Cola. Some places at the airport use those Coke Freestyle machines which never taste good to me.
McDicks food is generally shit, but their fountain drinks are above and beyond all other fast food places.
 
McDicks food is generally shit, but their fountain drinks are above and beyond all other fast food places.
That's because they insist on every franchisee having identical water, and buying equipment to make it so if the municipal water supply isn't up to snuff. You can lose your franchise if their internal Gestapo catches you fucking around with the Coca-Cola etc. Same with their coffee. That's why these are generally reliable outside of the sketchiest locations.
 
McDonalds Quarter Pounder Deluxe: Savory on first bite, afterwords, greasy, sour & acidic. The cheese was nauseating, burger itself was grainy. I felt like utter shit after consuming it which carried into the morning. Had a bad aftertaste, 2/10 would not get again.
Their Quarter Pounders with cheese is like crack on a bun for me. That one bite turns into heavy with the right amount of burger meat, cheese, condiment and bun thickness. How you feel about QPs, I feel the same way about the McChicken.
 
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I had the Cajun McCrispy with bacon (but no pickles, fuck that noise) while I was working with friends a couple of weeks ago. I enjoyed it but one friend didn’t like the color of the breading, he said it looked too dark.

The McDicks we were at had a working ice cream machine so we also got a cone. I enjoyed mine but the same friend that didn’t like the McCrispy wasn’t a fan of his cone due to being spoiled on other brands of soft-serve ice cream.
 
If any of you are unfortunate enough to find yourselves in the UK, take solice in the fact that you can now get what I believe to be the best fast food wrap ever: "The Sweet Chilli Chicken One - Crispy" big flavour wrap.


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It's crispy chicken tenders, lettuce and cucumber with sweet chilli and mayonnaise. Don't let the simplicity fool you, it is divine. Straight ambrosia. It even feels like real food.

I don't even like anything else McDonalds sells, but if I could only eat one thing for the rest of my life it would probably be this wrap.
 
If any of you are unfortunate enough to find yourselves in the UK, take solice in the fact that you can now get what I believe to be the best fast food wrap ever: "The Sweet Chilli Chicken One - Crispy" big flavour wrap.


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It's crispy chicken tenders, lettuce and cucumber with sweet chilli and mayonnaise. Don't let the simplicity fool you, it is divine. Straight ambrosia. It even feels like real food.

I don't even like anything else McDonalds sells, but if I could only eat one thing for the rest of my life it would probably be this wrap.
Theyve always been there? Even better when theyre wrap of the day and you get them cheaper
 
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