McDonalds - I'm Lovin' It

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Coleman Francis said:
Rally's/Checker's used to make a burger that was badass too. It was just a regular little hamburger, but with bbq sauce and onion rings on it. Delicious as a kid!!
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Where I live anyway, they have a "Fry Lover's" Burger, and it's pretty good too, if you ask me. Unfortenately, the quality of the service of the Checker's places in my area leave alot to be desired.
 
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The only issue with checkers I have these days is the closest one is about ten minutes away by car. Back in the day one of my weed buddies lived a couple of minutes by foot from one. So I was very spoiled about Checkers availability for a while.

Yeah those Fry Lover's Burgers are really good. I get tired of Checkers' fries after a little bit unless I'm really feeling fries, so the handful on a cheap burger works well.

Usually if I'm indulging in gluttony through them I'll get a 2 for $3 of a coke and either a Fry Lovers Burger or a chili dog for the ride home, then I'll get some mix of the 2 for $4 or 2 for $5 sandwiches for when I get home.

For my money Checkers does "cheap shitty piles of fat" better than McDonalds.
 
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XYZpdq said:
The only issue with checkers I have these days is the closest one is about ten minutes away by car. Back in the day one of my weed buddies lived a couple of minutes by foot from one. So I was very spoiled about Checkers availability for a while.
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For me, I've got a Rally's that's been at the same spot for over 20 years. It's not so much a difference in distance, but it's location can take a while to go by foot for me.

Yeah those Fry Lover's Burgers are really good. I get tired of Checkers' fries after a little bit unless I'm really feeling fries, so the handful on a cheap burger works well.
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Mine is currectnly doing the buttery garlic steak burgers. Haven't tried one, but not a fan of those types anyway.

For my money Checkers does "cheap shitty piles of fat" better than McDonalds.
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I'm sure.
 
Trilby said:
Mine is currectnly doing the buttery garlic steak burgers. Haven't tried one, but not a fan of those types anyway.
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I tried one of Checkers' butter burgers, might have been that. Reminded me of Steak and Shake's buttered hamburger but if Checkers made it.
 
1911JD said:
Has anyone tried the McGangbang?

You take a McDouble, separate the two patties, and put a McChicken in the middle.

It's diabeetus and will make you obese in less than a week, but it's more cost-effective (and bigger) than a Big Mac.
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I did this once, and found the result to be even more shit than if I just ate them seperately.

Besides, the trizzle burger is the one I tend to get now.
 
Triple cheeseburger. Whenever I stop by McDickholes, it's my go-to sandwich combo.
 
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Morose_Obesity said:
I usually just get a dollar soda and sit around using the wifi.
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Freeloader! Than again, your name is Morose_Obesity, so at least you lay it all out there from the get-go.

On a related note though, I've actually seen at least one McDonald's in a less than desirable part of town that actually had a sign in the window that said, "No more than 30 minutes can be spent in restaurant using wifi after you eat!!" Completely understandable too, from their point of view. Why should they have to deal with a bunch of freeloaders, buying a one dollar drink (all of their drinks are a buck now, even the biggest size) and getting 800 refills while they sit in there all day and monopolize their wifi. Good for them for putting up that sign.

You wouldn't see a sign like that at one of their restaurants in a regular area, because people actually have the intellectual capacity to determine that its not appropriate to do something like that. (And the fact that they aren't poor and don't have to use a fast food joint's wifi long after they finish drinking their coffee or whatever, since they can actually afford to have internet in their homes).
 
Coleman Francis said:
Freeloader! Than again, your name is Morose_Obesity, so at least you lay it all out there from the get-go.

On a related note though, I've actually seen at least one McDonald's in a less than desirable part of town that actually had a sign in the window that said, "No more than 30 minutes can be spent in restaurant using wifi after you eat!!" Completely understandable too, from their point of view. Why should they have to deal with a bunch of freeloaders, buying a one dollar drink (all of their drinks are a buck now, even the biggest size) and getting 800 refills while they sit in there all day and monopolize their wifi. Good for them for putting up that sign.

You wouldn't see a sign like that at one of their restaurants in a regular area, because people actually have the intellectual capacity to determine that its not appropriate to do something like that. (And the fact that they aren't poor and don't have to use a fast food joint's wifi long after they finish drinking their coffee or whatever, since they can actually afford to have internet in their homes).
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I'm not that poor right now, but their air conditioning is topnotch. You should see my nipples!Their wifi is also a great way to avoid Ip bans since there are 100s of locations available to me in my area. Look at this screenshot, this just emboldens me to shitlord even harder.
 

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Coleman Francis said:
Freeloader! Than again, your name is Morose_Obesity, so at least you lay it all out there from the get-go.

On a related note though, I've actually seen at least one McDonald's in a less than desirable part of town that actually had a sign in the window that said, "No more than 30 minutes can be spent in restaurant using wifi after you eat!!" Completely understandable too, from their point of view. Why should they have to deal with a bunch of freeloaders, buying a one dollar drink (all of their drinks are a buck now, even the biggest size) and getting 800 refills while they sit in there all day and monopolize their wifi. Good for them for putting up that sign.

You wouldn't see a sign like that at one of their restaurants in a regular area, because people actually have the intellectual capacity to determine that its not appropriate to do something like that. (And the fact that they aren't poor and don't have to use a fast food joint's wifi long after they finish drinking their coffee or whatever, since they can actually afford to have internet in their homes).
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There's actually one just a couple blocks from my house with a sign like that. It doesn't mention wi-fi, it just asks people not to sit there for longer than a half hour. It's not in a bad part of town--in fact it's the city's main thoroughfare, where all the supermarkets and banks are. The main reason they have that sign up is this McDonald's is a favorite hangout for local NEETs who gather there to play Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh all night.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
There's actually one just a couple blocks from my house with a sign like that. It doesn't mention wi-fi, it just asks people not to sit there for longer than a half hour. It's not in a bad part of town--in fact it's the city's main thoroughfare, where all the supermarkets and banks are. The main reason they have that sign up is this McDonald's is a favorite hangout for local NEETs who gather there to play Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh all night.
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I suppose people want the equivalent to the ol' General Store mentality of the guys playing checkers on a pickle barrel!
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
There's actually one just a couple blocks from my house with a sign like that. It doesn't mention wi-fi, it just asks people not to sit there for longer than a half hour. It's not in a bad part of town--in fact it's the city's main thoroughfare, where all the supermarkets and banks are. The main reason they have that sign up is this McDonald's is a favorite hangout for local NEETs who gather there to play Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh all night.
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They usually don't bother enforcing that shit unless they're full or you're stinking up the place or annoying other customers, or doing the "just order a drink and then lurk around all day" that some slobs do.
 
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AnOminous said:
They usually don't bother enforcing that shit unless they're full or you're stinking up the place or annoying other customers, or doing the "just order a drink and then lurk around all day" that some slobs do.
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That's like, three locations near my place. There's nursing homes nearby and as long as they don't shit themselves they stay all day.
 
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There is a 50's styled McDonalds in my neck of the woods. I always liked going there because food there is decent and the design and aesthetics are picture worthy. I usually go there when I feel like it and I order a McDouble and a McChicken and make them into a McGangbang.
 
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