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I'm amazed he hasn't seen more repercussions from his lifestyle than he already has. If I don't get a minimum of healthy food and exercise my body gives me very sharp, painful reminders that've resulted in countless ER visits and a surgery or two.

It almost seems a little unfair, but you have to remember that it's having a cumulative effect on him. He really does look massively unhealthy, even if he he's not keeling over from a heart attack every other day.
 
I'd be shocked if he isn't suffering from some joint pains, GI distress, perhaps some nerve damage in his extremities, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, nausea, ass sores, and/or other symptoms of his unhealthy lifestyle that he just accepts as normal. I wonder if he would even know if he were genuinely sick, or having some kind of life-threatening episode, and then know what to do. Many folks succumb to silent cardiac ischemia, dismissing symptoms as indigestion or gas. Chris is such a dope, and - perhaps - so accustomed to general malaise, he could have a full blown heart attack and just think "my heart level is 0% again," or that he really needs to poop.
 
I once read a report about a truck driver who had lived on a fast food diet for many years and topped it off with several packs of cigarettes daily. Surprisingly, the dude was still alive and kicking...
 
DykesDykesChina said:
I once read a report about a truck driver who had lived on a fast food diet for many years and topped it off with several packs of cigarettes daily. Surprisingly, the dude was still alive and kicking...
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Sounds like my dad...
The only difference between these types of people and Chris is that these people get out of the house and are active and most likely have a decent meal or two every now and then. Chris thinks standing is exercise, lives in squalor, and only eats fast food.
There was once a topic of what you would do if you had transported bodies with Chris for a day. Thinking about it now, I wouldn't want to live in a body like that. The damage from years of sedentary vidya playing coupled with shitty diet and topped with depression would probably be exhausting to deal with. If Chris isn't feeling the effects of his lifestyle now, they will hit him like a mack truck very shortly.
 
Niachu said:
I'm amazed he hasn't seen more repercussions from his lifestyle than he already has. If I don't get a minimum of healthy food and exercise my body gives me very sharp, painful reminders that've resulted in countless ER visits and a surgery or two.

It almost seems a little unfair, but you have to remember that it's having a cumulative effect on him. He really does look massively unhealthy, even if he he's not keeling over from a heart attack every other day.
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His body is probably conditioned to tolerate junkfood and not much else. Don't get me wrong, it's still slowly destroying him from the inside, but I don't think he even notices the repercussions. As far as the long-term repercussions of not eating healthy, I'm pretty sure he's found some ways to attribute those to trolls. Maybe he'd say that they're a result of stress caused by trollings or something.
 
Chu Guevara said:
I wonder if Chris considers pizza a vegetable like Congress does?
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I know pizza involves a fair few items from several food groups to make, such as tomatoes, cheese, peppers and mushrooms to name a few, but.. I don't think that makes it a vegetable. Just a mish-mash of food groups into one big pizza pie.

Where did you hear this?
 
renomakicwc said:
Chu Guevara said:
I wonder if Chris considers pizza a vegetable like Congress does?
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I know pizza involves a fair few items from several food groups to make, such as tomatoes, cheese, peppers and mushrooms to name a few, but.. I don't think that makes it a vegetable. Just a mish-mash of food groups into one big pizza pie.

Where did you hear this?
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This was kind of a big debacle a while ago.
 
If he had a heart attack or something deadly like that, I bet he would stress sigh, blame it on trolls poisoning his food, and go back to playing his playstation.
 
Are you saying that we dont already? Seriously, are you telling me the trolls havent resorted to voodoo yet?
 
Rio said:
Niachu said:
I'm amazed he hasn't seen more repercussions from his lifestyle than he already has. If I don't get a minimum of healthy food and exercise my body gives me very sharp, painful reminders that've resulted in countless ER visits and a surgery or two.

It almost seems a little unfair, but you have to remember that it's having a cumulative effect on him. He really does look massively unhealthy, even if he he's not keeling over from a heart attack every other day.
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His body is probably conditioned to tolerate junkfood and not much else. Don't get me wrong, it's still slowly destroying him from the inside, but I don't think he even notices the repercussions. As far as the long-term repercussions of not eating healthy, I'm pretty sure he's found some ways to attribute those to trolls. Maybe he'd say that they're a result of stress caused by trollings or something.
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Lifestyle illness is still a bit of a gamble because good genes can render you resistant to illness. It's more proper to say that Chris reduces his probability of living longer through his diet. Bob lived over life expectancy through a steady diet of Burger King, for example. Chris, however, has several compounding factors that increase his probability of a major health event, including lack of exercise and horrible living conditions. Which is exactly why I still believe he will not make it past age forty-five.
 
pickleniggo said:
renomakicwc said:
Chu Guevara said:
I wonder if Chris considers pizza a vegetable like Congress does?
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I know pizza involves a fair few items from several food groups to make, such as tomatoes, cheese, peppers and mushrooms to name a few, but.. I don't think that makes it a vegetable. Just a mish-mash of food groups into one big pizza pie.

Where did you hear this?
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This was kind of a big debacle a while ago.
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For a while, I thought this whole mess was because of a group of stupid, old people with atrophied frontal lobes who didn't know any better. It's kind of shocking that they actually sat down and analyzed nutritional facts for tomato paste.

I still prefer my explanation. Because fuck those guys.
 
Chris has probably been in fairly shitty health for the last decade or so. He seems to sleep in spurts, he gets little to no physical activity, he eats like total shit on nothing but grease, carbs, and little protein, he doesn't bathe enough, and he has no realistic goals. He honestly blames the trolls and the stress for making him feel down all the time, but it's really just his lifestyle. I don't know if he'd even notice a decline at this point. If he doesn't at least switch from the sweet tea to Coke Zero soon, he'll be painting his artificial feet battery blue and yellow after the real ones are removed for diabeetus.
 
Bridechu said:
Chris has probably been in fairly shitty health for the last decade or so. He seems to sleep in spurts, he gets little to no physical activity, he eats like total shit on nothing but grease, carbs, and little protein, he doesn't bathe enough, and he has no realistic goals. He honestly blames the trolls and the stress for making him feel down all the time, but it's really just his lifestyle. I don't know if he'd even notice a decline at this point. If he doesn't at least switch from the sweet tea to Coke Zero soon, he'll be painting his artificial feet battery blue and yellow after the real ones are removed for diabeetus.
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We've seen Chris's horrible physical transformation over the last six or so years. Can you imagine what he is going to look like in another ten? Chris is a prime candidate for being one of those amorphously fat people who can no longer get out of bed. If he lives to 45, I will be surprised.
 
If his new Facebook pic is any indication, he should stay far far away from McDonald's.
 
Unfortunately, even if Chris decided not to eat at McDonald's, he would most likely eat fast food somewhere else. (Golden Corral, Sonic....)
 
I think it's been documented there aren't any Sonic's in his area? But yeah Chris would just switch to elsewhere, given that eating at home basically boils down to something out of a box from the freezer or a can (which heating up a dinner is probably too much work for him, but feeling hungry is worse so he does it anyways). Maybe sometimes Bob would go out and bring the food home once Barb cluttered up the kitchen and he didn't want to stand up for their health by clearing it out.
 
It's all about how active you are. I don't exactly have the best diet in the world,but I have a job that involves labor and I run everyday, so I manage to stay in pretty good shape. (sorry if it sounds like bragging)

As we all know,he just doesn't do anything.
 
bungholio said:
It's all about how active you are. I don't exactly have the best diet in the world,but I have a job that involves labor and I run everyday, so I manage to stay in pretty good shape. (sorry if it sounds like bragging)

As we all know,he just doesn't do anything.
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i don't think he even stands anymore to play guitar hero...
 
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