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I was picturing processed snacks like Oreos or Chips Ahoy! or anything sugary that makes up the majority of his diet. He doesn't exercise much because it burns calories and to prevent himself from feeling hungry, he exercises the least as possible and get the cheapest and tastiest food possible and sleep off of that. Or maybe he sleeps a lot or hibernates to save as much energy as possible and lives off of fast food once a day and tries to store up energy from there. Pretty much is consume as much calories as possible and save them as much as possible so he doesn't blow his money too much on food so he can save up for Legos, Skylanders, his debt, and other things.
 
A few of you have said, "Why hasn't he seen the repercussions of his diet?" or "It's unfair that he can eat all this crap and not have health problems?" I wouldn't go as far as to say there's NO repercussions.

The obvious is that he's overweight if not, obese which can cause a fuck ton of health problems.
He's complained of chest pains.
If you recall with his conversation with Kacey, she was concerned about his resting heart rate.
For someone who is only 32, he has a terrible complexion.
He randomly shits himself at 32.

And these are just problems that we know about. Considering how little he cares about his diet, exercise regime or sanitation, it would be safe to assume that he has other health problems that he hasn't gotten checked up. He's only 32 so we might not see him keel over from a heart attack but so far, it doesn't look good.
 
Haesindang Park said:
I was picturing processed snacks like Oreos or Chips Ahoy! or anything sugary that makes up the majority of his diet. He doesn't exercise much because it burns calories and to prevent himself from feeling hungry, he exercises the least as possible and get the cheapest and tastiest food possible and sleep off of that. Or maybe he sleeps a lot or hibernates to save as much energy as possible and lives off of fast food once a day and tries to store up energy from there. Pretty much is consume as much calories as possible and save them as much as possible so he doesn't blow his money too much on food so he can save up for Legos, Skylanders, his debt, and other things.
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You put more thought into that post than Chris has ever put into his diet.

His reasons for his choices in this area of his life are not particularly unusual: he doesn't exercise because he's lazy. He eats McDonalds all the time because he's gluttonous.
 
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I'm sure he suffers from his diet, he just doesn't connect the dots.

He's lazy because he has no stamina and no energy unless he's chuggin liquid sugar. No doubt his cholesterol is high and his blood sugar swings wildly but he's still in his early 30's most and you really have to abuse your body to start suffering that early. Plus his genes seem pretty resilient both Bob and Barb lived well into their 70's.

But my guess would be that he's on the clock, within the next 5 years his choices will start to catch up to him. Heart disease and dieabeetus most likely. In fact wasn't he always prescribed some cholesterol drugs?
 
Zekesman said:
Nothing can keep a good CatParty down.

I can't remember if Thetan succeeded in convincing Chris to eat healthier now.
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He avoided the issue completely. I offered to share some healthy, quick and easy to prepare recipes with him (as Rebeckah) and he basically ignored me. He refused to tell Rebeckah just how many times he and Barb got greasy fast food. (Chris did this frequently, if you asked him a question that made him uncomfortable, he'd just ignore you or wait for you to change the topic of conversation.
 
Part of CatParty's fun doing this is seeing if Discussion is autistic enough to keep posting in a dead thread once he necroposts. Y'all have added about a page of content to this.
 
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