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So who is McJuggerNuggets?
McJuggerNuggets (or Jesse) is a Youtuber who records nearly everything about his life. He is infamous for uploading videos where his father destroys his video game consoles just to teach him a lesson, getting him out of the house, and find a job so he could live on his own like all other adults. Unfortunately, just like Chris-Chan, he is too lazy to get off his greasy ass, because it requires effort and manchildren hate working.
Oh and he burned the Christmas tree for not getting an Xbox One for Christmas. Lovely.
What does he do for a living?
Besides recording his pathetic life and tells the viewers that his family are picking on him, he's not doing anything productive. Sure he did have 'job interview,' but fixing his Xbox was more important to him.
Sure, it was really unnecessary for the father to destroy his car, but should Jesse go to the interview rather than fixing his Xbox, none of this shit would happen. Better yet, he should have had a job interview a long time ago.
ENEMIES
Dad-All he wants from his son is to get out of his house and have his own life. Guess that's too much to ask.
Jeffrey-Best known for trolling Jesse for the lols. Although he's living under the same house with his parents, he's actually doing something productive. Jesse doesn't want it on the camera because it'll make him look bad.
ALLIES
Mom-The Barbara Chan of McJuggerNuggets, except she's not fat and lazy (I think on the latter). Whenever Jesse is losing the battle, he'll always run and cry to his momma and bitch about how he's the victim and why it's not fair that he gets picked all the time. She also scolds the dad about teaching him adulthood and wants Jesse to be a manchild forever.
Uncle Larry-Coolest uncle ever! Or so the viewers and Jesse think he is. Fed up with both of his son and niece being obsessed with video games, he disappears to drink beer, so he'll continue to forget that his family tree is screwed. Just like the mother, he'll defend Jesse for whatever bullshit that comes out of his mouth.
Juliette Reilly-Nothing much is know about her besides being a shitty singer (while wanting Jesse to use a Beanie Baby caterpillar to jump nonstop on his video), comforting and defending Jesse and his bullshit. Too bad that Jesse is not getting laid anytime soon..
As of today
Jesse is still making videos of his pathetic life, still jobless, and again bitches that his family are against him. I think he and Chris Chan would get along.
McJuggerNuggets (or Jesse) is a Youtuber who records nearly everything about his life. He is infamous for uploading videos where his father destroys his video game consoles just to teach him a lesson, getting him out of the house, and find a job so he could live on his own like all other adults. Unfortunately, just like Chris-Chan, he is too lazy to get off his greasy ass, because it requires effort and manchildren hate working.
Oh and he burned the Christmas tree for not getting an Xbox One for Christmas. Lovely.
What does he do for a living?
Besides recording his pathetic life and tells the viewers that his family are picking on him, he's not doing anything productive. Sure he did have 'job interview,' but fixing his Xbox was more important to him.
Sure, it was really unnecessary for the father to destroy his car, but should Jesse go to the interview rather than fixing his Xbox, none of this shit would happen. Better yet, he should have had a job interview a long time ago.
ENEMIES
Dad-All he wants from his son is to get out of his house and have his own life. Guess that's too much to ask.
Jeffrey-Best known for trolling Jesse for the lols. Although he's living under the same house with his parents, he's actually doing something productive. Jesse doesn't want it on the camera because it'll make him look bad.
ALLIES
Mom-The Barbara Chan of McJuggerNuggets, except she's not fat and lazy (I think on the latter). Whenever Jesse is losing the battle, he'll always run and cry to his momma and bitch about how he's the victim and why it's not fair that he gets picked all the time. She also scolds the dad about teaching him adulthood and wants Jesse to be a manchild forever.
Uncle Larry-Coolest uncle ever! Or so the viewers and Jesse think he is. Fed up with both of his son and niece being obsessed with video games, he disappears to drink beer, so he'll continue to forget that his family tree is screwed. Just like the mother, he'll defend Jesse for whatever bullshit that comes out of his mouth.
Juliette Reilly-Nothing much is know about her besides being a shitty singer (while wanting Jesse to use a Beanie Baby caterpillar to jump nonstop on his video), comforting and defending Jesse and his bullshit. Too bad that Jesse is not getting laid anytime soon..
As of today
Jesse is still making videos of his pathetic life, still jobless, and again bitches that his family are against him. I think he and Chris Chan would get along.
