MEAL PREP WITH ME!!!! - 4/13/2018

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Bitchy McFucknut

Bitchy McFucknut

I was a boozer, a user, and a loser.
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Edit: sorry you guys, I tried adding the vid but my computer decided to take a shit right in the middle. Hopefully this fixed it.
 
Lol, she can make herself breakfast but not her sick gf, Becky.
And before she says that Becky and her don't eat the same shit, she makes her dinner all the time, and they've been together for 1 yr. She should know what she eats.
 
Holy hell, the size of her fucking head is really disturbing. Why does she have those stupid sunglasses on while sitting on her massive ass inside the house?

Those eggs looked rubbery and dried out...there is no way she only used 2 medium eggs.
Her meal prepping includes cutting up baby carrots and pre sliced mushrooms.....alright then. Did a lousy job at "sauteing" those veggies. She has to use a meat thermometer to check if her cut up chicken breast is cooked through. Fucking moron.
Did she clean up after herself and her "3 hours" of shot prepping, or did she just leave the mess for Ricky to come to?
 
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I like how she constantly says "__________ was supposed to call me but, they never did."

Like okay bitch well, you were supposed to lose 350+lbs, but you never did soooo...? I love that she always holds everyone else accountable for their actions, but she can't be bothered with holding herself accountable for shit.
 
Bitch cooks herself eggs & bacon after bullshitting that she can't eat oatmeal because of the texture.
Even goes so far as to ONLY cook for herself and none for her significant other.

I don't even live with my SO, but I cook for them when they stay over. What kind of asshole doesn't?

>"This literally takes me less than five minutes..."
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Fuck me, that's the most grim meal prep I've ever seen. I've never seen chunkier, un-cooked looking onion ever. It all looks so hideously bland and bleaauuughhh.

Also, LOL, it took her over 3 hours to cook all that mess. Bitch, if you can't cook some mixed veggies, a tray of sweet potato and some disgusting poached sort of chicken monstrosity in under an hour/hour and a half tops, you need to get back on the short bus.
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it took her 3 hours to cook and she ate half of it in one sitting lol

She probably had to take a breather halfway through cutting the veggies. Hence the 3 hours.
 
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I really hate to be like onision and demand FAAAAX but could these girls not research Uranus for 30 seconds? Your anus? Your butt? Really? They didn't find discover the planet and giggle saying "hehe we're going to name it your anus." As stated in another thread, it would be really fun to hear them try to speak another language. That could be a new video idea, they try to say common phrases in other languages. "jay my apple amberlynn y'all"
 
First, why can't that bitch properly cook vegetables? It's not hard AT ALL. Literally all she does is boil EVERYTHING. I see she attempted to roast sweet potatoes and couldn't even manage to do that properly. What part of single layer do you not understand, Hamber? Second, I hope she washed those Pyrex...I highly doubt it. Third, if she says Edamommy one more time...
 
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I really hate to be like onision and demand FAAAAX but could these girls not research Uranus for 30 seconds? Your anus? Your butt? Really? They didn't find discover the planet and giggle saying "hehe we're going to name it your anus." As stated in another thread, it would be really fun to hear them try to speak another language. That could be a new video idea, they try to say common phrases in other languages. "jay my apple amberlynn y'all"
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Bon-swa gorl.
 
There's no way a mechanic would tell her that they don't need her keys. Especially when they have to try to figure out what's wrong with it.
 
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Amber: I didunt wont to use oyul, but I sprayed sum of dis Pam (sic)

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Also, without those creases in her fat, I wouldn't be able to identify her wrist.
Dumping a bunch of shit on top of some lettuce ain't gonna help gorl. You can't have it bolth ways.
 
so is becky trolling? saying how she's not been on the vlogs because she's been busy and sick, busy doing what? reading comics and playing video games? oh right, she has that secret 'job'

and our girl working so hard to get over her allergy to eggs, well done! it's so sad hearing her being out of breathe by just standing in the kitchen
 
The face you make every morning when you're about to inhale your ayyggs and pre cooked bacon.
 

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Oh man this meal is a mess.

1.) If you're going to chop the peppers and onions that big roast them. Becky is picky but I do not fault anyone who doesn't want to eat a half raw yellow onion quarter.

2.) The potatoes are tragic. There is no way she cooked them for an hour and they looked like that unless her oven was at like 250-275 or something. At 350 those taters would be brunt.

3.) Did she just say she cooks chicken until it's 185 degrees internally? That chicken must suck the moister from your mouth.

I care a lot about cooking and I don't understand how people can be so bad at it.
 
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