MEAL PREP WITH ME!!!! - 4/13/2018

[YouTubeyStar]

She is so insistent upon Becky eating a freaking meal replacement bar. It's like she wants her to gain weight or something or can't stand being the only one eating. Give the girl a break, she can't taste anything and just ate a cough drop. She can take her meds with something a little less dense if she wants. Then the huge production AL goes into. "Do you want me to go get you one?" She sure is caring and helpful walking over to get her a bar. And don't they have two containers of bars on the counter, one bucket and one cookie jar type thing? AL went somewhere else for that peanut butter bar. Where else is she hiding those things?

One of the reasons I legitimately think Amber is not actually gay or bisexual is because of how much she loathes other women. She has a seething hatred for any woman smaller than her, prettier than her, or more capable than her at anything. Ex: whatever she has built up “Cxnt” to be inside of her head. She doesn’t express any genuine adoration of other women unless they’re some pop star she idolizes or a character she’s written into her terrible stories. In those cases she’s just projecting herself onto those women though.

She probably doesn’t care much at all what the boys eat or when they eat, but she’s definitely obsessive over Becky’s eating habits and weight. Becky’s choices all reflect upon Amber, if she makes good choices while Amber makes bad ones, then Becky gets sabotaged. She can’t make Becky gain 250 more pounds, but she can keep her from ever reaching her goal weight of “199.”

 

[Malibougie]

She is so insistent upon Becky eating a freaking meal replacement bar. It's like she wants her to gain weight or something or can't stand being the only one eating. Give the girl a break, she can't taste anything and just ate a cough drop. She can take her meds with something a little less dense if she wants. Then the huge production AL goes into. "Do you want me to go get you one?" She sure is caring and helpful walking over to get her a bar. And don't they have two containers of bars on the counter, one bucket and one cookie jar type thing? AL went somewhere else for that peanut butter bar. Where else is she hiding those things?

One of the reasons I legitimately think Amber is not actually gay or bisexual is because of how much she loathes other women. She has a seething hatred for any woman smaller than her, prettier than her, or more capable than her at anything. Ex: whatever she has built up “Cxnt” to be inside of her head. She doesn’t express any genuine adoration of other women unless they’re some pop star she idolizes or a character she’s written into her terrible stories. In those cases she’s just projecting herself onto those women though.

She probably doesn’t care much at all what the boys eat or when they eat, but she’s definitely obsessive over Becky’s eating habits and weight. Becky’s choices all reflect upon Amber, if she makes good choices while Amber makes bad ones, then Becky gets sabotaged. She can’t make Becky gain 250 more pounds, but she can keep her from ever reaching her goal weight of “199.”

OR Amberlynn is a feeder

 

[Lardo]

One of the reasons I legitimately think Amber is not actually gay or bisexual is because of how much she loathes other women. She has a seething hatred for any woman smaller than her, prettier than her, or more capable than her at anything. Ex: whatever she has built up “Cxnt” to be inside of her head. She doesn’t express any genuine adoration of other women unless they’re some pop star she idolizes or a character she’s written into her terrible stories. In those cases she’s just projecting herself onto those women though.

She probably doesn’t care much at all what the boys eat or when they eat, but she’s definitely obsessive over Becky’s eating habits and weight. Becky’s choices all reflect upon Amber, if she makes good choices while Amber makes bad ones, then Becky gets sabotaged. She can’t make Becky gain 250 more pounds, but she can keep her from ever reaching her goal weight of “199.”

I'm %100 with you when it comes to her not really being gay. She always looks so uncomfortable when she receives affection from Beckers, and i don't think its because she doesn't feel like she deserves it or whatever, but you can tell by the look on her face that once recent video where beck hugs her from behind, that she hates whenever Becky initiates affection, because then AL is obligated to reciprocate.... and that doesn't suit her narcissism.

Remember that video that one of the guys(sorry Im new, cant remember their names) uploaded of all them playing a trivia game? In the video here they couldn't agree on what their first argument was. Becky said that their first argument is because AL wouldn't reciprocate a kiss. She must have been pretty insistent on not kissing her back for it to become heated enough to be able to refer to it as an argument later...

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

I like how she constantly says "__________ was supposed to call me but, they never did."

Right!? Who the fuck doesn't just pick up the phone and call for themselves?
The whole therapist thing especially, that is NOT her doctors job.
Doctors generally give you a referral for a psychiatrist/therapist and then you look up who's on your insurance plan (or in her case someone who is relatively close and has a sliding scale) and then you pick up that lovely "camera" and set a fucking appointment, YOURSELF.

There's no way a mechanic would tell her that they don't need her keys. Especially when they have to try to figure out what's wrong with it.

She doesn't even try with her bullshit anymore.

 

[vaporwave baphomet]

I care a lot about cooking and I don't understand how people can be so bad at it

I hate cooking and even I can't understand how someone could be so bad at it. Cooking is a necessary evil of growing up- it's a skill that you have to learn if you want to be even somewhat functional as a human person, just like driving.

 

[Ghengis_Kunt]

Just looking at those bland, gigantic pieces of vegetables has me dry heaving. Does she ever just eat regular shit, like...you know...a nice sandwich? Something that isn't boiled or cooked with broth?! Ew, man. Ew.

 

[YouTubeyStar]

Just looking at those bland, gigantic pieces of vegetables has me dry heaving. Does she ever just eat regular shit, like...you know...a nice sandwich? Something that isn't boiled or cooked with broth?! Ew, man. Ew.

The only time she eats anything resembling normal food is when she goes out to eat lol. It’s an effective way to gain hundreds of pounds, convince your brain that the only food that can taste good comes from fast food and chain restaurants.

 

[UW 411]

AL is liduhruhlly more cyclical than seasonal weather with all of her vlogs, cooking aside.

Her 'cooking' 'vlogs' are equally predictable. Even if it's not a soup, tis bound to be a soup...

 

[SweetDee]

The only time she eats anything resembling normal food is when she goes out to eat lol. It’s an effective way to gain hundreds of pounds, convince your brain that the only food that can taste good comes from fast food and chain restaurants.

I don't understand why all she makes is weird slops and casserole-ish things. You'd think she'd try to mimic a meal she likes from the restaurants she loves so much.

No, actually I do understand. I'm just being cunty.

She's a narcissist. Amber imagines herself as some great chef who can just throw various foods in a pot and it comes out utterly delicious regardless of what ingredients were used. Something along the lines of, "I'll show the internets that I am so talented, I don't even need to follow some stupid recipe. I can make anything delicious." That's why she's always just winging it instead of learning how to actually cook. Whether or not her creations are actually palatable is anyone's guess(my guess is EW FUCK NO). Amber will shovel anything into her mouth, so trusting her when she claims how something came out "soooo goood" is suspect, at best.

 

[Barbarella]

Amber hates oatmeal and prefers six eggs and pre-cooked bacon because she ‘stays fuller longer.’ And that really explains it all, she’s not eating for taste or to fuel her body, she’s eating to feel full as long as possible. That full feeling which most find uncomfortable and so they avoid it by not overeating, she seeks out.

I don’t know if this is a US thing or just my state, but every restaurant chain is required to put the calorie content of every meal right on the menu. Since she eats out most often, she has to have some idea of what her intake is per day. If they don’t do that in Kentucky, I guess she can keep burying her head in the sand. Of course, when she cooks this slop she can pretend it’s healthy.

I love to watch her walk. It’s getting worse and worse. Her knees and legs are positioned so awkwardly, it won’t be long for the bad step and the twist that ends her mobility and we get to see the subsequent 200 lb weight gain.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

I don’t know if this is a US thing or just my state, but every restaurant chain is required to put the calorie content of every meal right on the menu. Since she eats out most often, she has to have some idea of what her intake is per day. If they don’t do that in Kentucky, I guess she can keep burying her head in the sand. Of course, when she cooks this slop she can pretend it’s healthy.

Yeah, this is not a thing here yet. Some places do when they have a "ligher section" of a menu. So many fatties get up in arms once they see the calorie count next to their favorite greasy and fatty meals in restaurants, they claim it's "fatphobic" or some shit. But yeah, I think they're working on it.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Amber hates oatmeal and prefers six eggs and pre-cooked bacon because she ‘stays fuller longer.’ And that really explains it all, she’s not eating for taste or to fuel her body, she’s eating to feel full as long as possible. That full feeling which most find uncomfortable and so they avoid it by not overeating, she seeks out.

I don’t know if this is a US thing or just my state, but every restaurant chain is required to put the calorie content of every meal right on the menu. Since she eats out most often, she has to have some idea of what her intake is per day. If they don’t do that in Kentucky, I guess she can keep burying her head in the sand. Of course, when she cooks this slop she can pretend it’s healthy.

I love to watch her walk. It’s getting worse and worse. Her knees and legs are positioned so awkwardly, it won’t be long for the bad step and the twist that ends her mobility and we get to see the subsequent 200 lb weight gain.

Yeah, a lot of places here do have calorie count next to meals. But I don't think its required. I've actually noticed most fast food chains (of all places lol) have the calories listed more often than restaurants I visit. She just doesn't give a fuck. She wants whatever tastes good.

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

Yeah, a lot of places here do have calorie count next to meals. But I don't think its required. I've actually noticed most fast food chains (of all places lol) have the calories listed more often than restaurants I visit. She just doesn't give a fuck. She wants whatever tastes good.

https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/11/10/16623590/calorie-count-menus-mandatory-2018

Well, it's about to be mandatory everywhere so Albert and Necky aren't about to have that excuse.

Also: I'm pretty sure that Texas Roadhouse lists the caloric content for each item on their menu. If they don't, you can EASILY google "Texas Roadhouse Calories" and their entire menu pops up with all of their menu items and their calories. They even have a handy nutritional guide:
https://www.texasroadhouse.com/docs...t-document-library/txrh-nutritional-guide.pdf

 

[Entertained409]

My god. The calories in those salads.



I can imagine her going and ordering one while trying to be healthy on a “good” day.

Good luck with that weight loss and such.

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

My god. The calories in those salads.

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I can imagine her going and ordering one while trying to be healthy on a “good” day.

Good luck with that weight loss and such.

Right? The grilled chicken salad has 800+ calories alone. That's more than her supposed "healthy" meal from the Chinese buff-et, wasn't it totaled to only 700 calories or something like that? That's proof that she is absolute shit at calculating calories (which we already knew, of course). Her counting calories as a diet plan is the equivalent to an umbrella with holes in it.

She is such a buffoon.

 

[DuckSucker]

I think it's a mandatory thing but only legally so, like you can put all the nutritional information on your company's website but you dont have to display it in your store, and Im not sure that it applies to local restaurants. She only ever goes out to chain restaurants anyway though so it still applies.

Has she made a big show about "not liking" McDonalds or other fast food chains? Some people do that thinking it makes them look discerning and like they have taste but then they just go to Cheesecake Factory or Texas Roadhouse or Chilis and it's just the same shit, just maybe slightly bigger portions, better presentation and you get a waiter so you feel like it's not always some partially or pre-cooked, reheated stuff.

I do know Texas Roadhouse is the place that give you unlimited free peanuts so maybe that's why she goes there and "looks at the menu" for half an hour, getting refills on the peanut pailtrough every 10 minutes. The only caveat is, I think they have mostly booths in their restaurant so AL might have to like lift one side of the table and rest it on her belly in order to squeeze in there.

She's also doing the classic, "I had a salad, Im so healthy!" but she's also got two, full-ass things of dressing there which I dont think she went light on it.

 

[theriddler3]

I think it's a mandatory thing but only legally so, like you can put all the nutritional information on your company's website but you dont have to display it in your store, and Im not sure that it applies to local restaurants. She only ever goes out to chain restaurants anyway though so it still applies.

Has she made a big show about "not liking" McDonalds or other fast food chains? Some people do that thinking it makes them look discerning and like they have taste but then they just go to Cheesecake Factory or Texas Roadhouse or Chilis and it's just the same shit, just maybe slightly bigger portions, better presentation and you get a waiter so you feel like it's not always some partially or pre-cooked, reheated stuff.

I do know Texas Roadhouse is the place that give you unlimited free peanuts so maybe that's why she goes there and "looks at the menu" for half an hour, getting refills on the peanut pailtrough every 10 minutes. The only caveat is, I think they have mostly booths in their restaurant so AL might have to like lift one side of the table and rest it on her belly in order to squeeze in there.

She's also doing the classic, "I had a salad, Im so healthy!" but she's also got two, full-ass things of dressing there which I dont think she went light on it.

Do they have peanuts? I haven't been there in a while. I think that might be another similar chain restaurant. (Logans, maybe? It's been years since I've eaten at either)
Last time I was at Texas Roadhouse, they had those delicious rolls and the cinnamon sugar butter they give you as you are seated. I actually avoid that place because I know I'll overeat the starter bread. I'm sure she had several baskets as a light appetizer to prepare the palate.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

Don't forget about the unlimited baskets of yeast rolls and cinnamon butter Texas Roadhouse serves up.

 

[plant boy]

Hey amber- did you know actual REAL olive oil is really good for you? It can help protect your heart and control bad cholesterol. Good fats also fuel your brain. Small amounts of Butter can help you better absorb nutrients from foods eaten with it, and eating a balance of good fats with your carbs can control your blood sugar and stop you from uncontrollably binging.

But yeah we all know your cholesterol, blood pressure, blood sugar and mental processing capabilities are perfect. So never mind, keep on sautéing in water with propellant-ladened oil sprays. You are the #nutrition expert gorl!!!

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

I think it's a mandatory thing but only legally so, like you can put all the nutritional information on your company's website but you dont have to display it in your store, and Im not sure that it applies to local restaurants. She only ever goes out to chain restaurants anyway though so it still applies.

Has she made a big show about "not liking" McDonalds or other fast food chains? Some people do that thinking it makes them look discerning and like they have taste but then they just go to Cheesecake Factory or Texas Roadhouse or Chilis and it's just the same shit, just maybe slightly bigger portions, better presentation and you get a waiter so you feel like it's not always some partially or pre-cooked, reheated stuff.

I do know Texas Roadhouse is the place that give you unlimited free peanuts so maybe that's why she goes there and "looks at the menu" for half an hour, getting refills on the peanut pailtrough every 10 minutes. The only caveat is, I think they have mostly booths in their restaurant so AL might have to like lift one side of the table and rest it on her belly in order to squeeze in there.

She's also doing the classic, "I had a salad, Im so healthy!" but she's also got two, full-ass things of dressing there which I dont think she went light on it.

https://youtu.be/Ob5ihvUNKvk