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/u/MeatBoat2TunaTown is a reddit user/troll that argues with people online and keeps track of his arguments in his own personal subreddit. I honestly wasn't going to make a thread about this when I first saw him, as I figured that his antics where a temporary thing, but considering that this has been going on for well over three months now (As of January 23rd 2018) I think that he is deserving of his own thread.

Whenever he gets into an argument, he makes a post about it in his own personal subreddit, /r/destroyedbymeatboat. I could waste my time explaining what it is, but I'd recomend that you just go there and look for yourselves, because its honestly beyond words.

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Archive - Courtesy of @Enormous Faggot

Make Birds Food again is a bizarre movement, if you can call it that, that revolves around hating birds. This was seemingly started by meatboat some time around 2016, before he had his subreddit up and running. The site is currently up and has a donation button, so do with that what you will. The only sense I could really make of it is that Meatboat wants to eat Canadian Geese, which are illegal to hunt. However, looking through the website will reveal posts making fun of bald eagles stuck in car vents, because why not.

As of right now, very little is know of his dox. A quick search on google shows that he has commented on a Cleveland news article once, but thats all I could find. That being said, this guy comments constantly on reddit so there has to be some information on his identity.

What little we do know is that he has lived in Hawaiii and is more than likely living somewhere in SW Ohio. I say Ohio because he mentions him finding a rock in the region, and the few twitter followers his "Make Birds Food Again" account has are from Ohio.

As to whether he is a lolcow or a troll, I really can't tell. At first I was leaning to the idea that he was a troll, but the longer he keeps up his subreddit the more I begin to question that, as he seems to be doubling down on his spaghetti. Regardless, his behavior ends up being a mousetrap for other eccentric individuals, and he frequently causes chimpouts, so he's at least worth checking out for that reason.
 
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It would also help if this OP provided screenshots highlighting some of his best/worst chimpouts and arguments on Reddit.
 
Alright, this guy absolutely seems like he's got some milk him in, so I'll dig in. Reddit sorting is retarded so I just tried finding "live" through every page of his Reddit submissions and just found a comment saying he lived in Hawaii. At the very back of his posts is him asking geologists to identify a rock for him, supposedly found creeking in southwest Ohio. Here's another that mentions SW Ohio with some more pictures.

He might be the John E. Grammar from this shitty site he shilled a lot about 8 months ago, Make Birds Food Again.

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That's the only poster on that site and I doubt anyone else in the world has laid eyes on the place. The WHOIS didn't turn anything specific up and John Grammar is probably a fake name. Donation link is for a j_e_grammar@yahoo.com.

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He's also got a merchandise page (that site doesn't archive well, just look at the live link).

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This post reveals his age as 40 years old (and that he self-diagnosed narcoleptic lol) and his posts often mention a wife and kids.

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Here's a funny one in particular where he talks about letting his wife and kids carry on with the fairy tale of God (so he's a fedora tipper, if that wasn't clear already).

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Guy has some really specific hangups about birds, typical political shit, and people who say "I mean" at the beginning of their sentences. I'd like to look more into this later, I haven't even looked at the actual argument stuff. Thanks for making me aware of his existence, OP.

EDIT: Replaced full images with thumbnails, fixed an autistic grammar mistake, more images.

EDIT 2: More shit so I can be autistic without double-posting.

If it wasn't obvious, he is the only person who has shared MakeBirdsFoodAgain on Reddit. I'm archiving all of his(?) articles so we can read them at our leisure if this blows up and he deletes the site. I found a Twitter by looking up #ShittyLifeHax.

Here are his followers:

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Enormous Faggot said:
Alright, this guy absolutely seems like he's got some tard cum him in, so I'll dig in. Reddit sorting is exceptional so I just tried finding "live" through every page of his Reddit submissions and just found a comment saying he lived in Hawaii. At the very back of his posts is him asking geologists to identify a rock for him, supposedly found creeking in southwest Ohio. Here's another that mentions SW Ohio with some more pictures.

He might be the John E. Grammar from this shitty site he shilled a lot about 8 months ago, Make Birds Food Again.

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That's the only poster on that site and I doubt anyone else in the world has laid eyes on the place. The WHOIS didn't turn anything specific up and John Grammar is probably a fake name. Donation link is for a j_e_grammar@yahoo.com.

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He's also got a merchandise page (that site doesn't archive well, just look at the live link).

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This post reveals his age as 40 years old (and that he self-diagnosed narcoleptic lol) and his posts often mention a wife and kids.

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Here's a funny one in particular where he talks about letting his wife and kids carry on with the fairy tale of God (so he's a fedora tipper, if that wasn't clear already).

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Guy has some really specific hangups about birds, typical political shit, and people who say "I mean" at the beginning of their sentences. I'd like to look more into this later, I haven't even looked at the actual argument stuff. Thanks for making me aware of his existence, OP.

EDIT: Replaced full images with thumbnails, fixed an autistic grammar mistake, more images.

EDIT 2: More shit so I can be autistic without double-posting.

If it wasn't obvious, he is the only person who has shared MakeBirdsFoodAgain on Reddit. I'm archiving all of his(?) articles so we can read them at our leisure if this blows up and he deletes the site. I found a Twitter by looking up #ShittyLifeHax.

Here are his followers:

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Jeez, there's a bit more to this guy than I thought. Good digging!
 
@Harambe, can you take some of the links to other accounts posted here and add them to OP, also archive because Redditors are finnicky and will delete in a moment's notice.

THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD, PLS ARCHIVE!
 
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@Harambe, can you take some of the links to other accounts posted here and add them to OP, also archive because Redditors are finnicky and will delete in a moment's notice.

THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD, PLS ARCHIVE!
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Aye, will do. I've updated the OP for now and will work on it some more tomorrow when I have the time. I have more digging to do anyways, there is a lot of ground to cover. By the time I'm done with the OP it will be much more comprehensive. I honestly didn't know exactly the depth of Meatboat until some of the users here did the digging, I just knew him as a spergic reddit troll that was mildly eccentric, thus the low-effort OP.
 
Also, before I go to bed, if anyone would be willing to help me archive the funnier posts of the subreddit, that would be very helpful. There is a LOT of him arguing with people online that needs to be archived and his sub is a pretty good place to start with the archiving. I simply can't do it all alone.
 
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Also, before I go to bed, if anyone would be willing to help me archive the funnier posts of the subreddit, that would be very helpful. There is a LOT of him arguing with people online that needs to be archived and his sub is a pretty good place to start with the archiving. I simply can't do it all alone.
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I can't be assed to pick out funny ones tonight, but I will archive all the posts on the subreddit and put them in a pastebin for casual perusal later. I'll edit it into this post tonight or tomorrow.

EDIT: I was committed to doing it all in one sitting but Reddit is down for maintenance, so here's what I had done. I need to archive about 7 more posts and go back through to archive full threads for long comment chains (common with this sperg). I'll finish it tomorrow and make a version 2.
 
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