Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse - Abusive, manipulative SJW artist whose ex-husband fucked a dog and teenagers and whose current husband thinks he's trans because of a TF fetish, admitted to fucking two dogs and letting her cat eat her out

[CIA Nigger]

Regarding his upcoming New York Best Seller: "50 Ways to Make Video Games" yet the only games he made were shitty Pico-8 platformers and short visual novels. Most of which he tries to put in his fetishes.

If I wanted to read a book with insight on game design, I'd rather read a book by someone who's worked in the game industry or even some successful indie games, instead of a book of ramblings by a failed hipster game developer. If I wanted a book on game programming, there are literally tons of well-written ones on Amazon from some big name publishers (and PDFs of them online) for just about every engine or language you can name that get to the point instead of feeling like some hipster's pretentious blog.

I doubt his book will do well and that's implying it doesn't end up unfinished like his indie games.

 

[ginny]

Spoiler: Eevee's take on false rape accusations

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Eevee: "I know we usually rely on things like statistics, but I've experienced, like, two things and I'm always right, so obviously the attribution bias doesn't apply here!"

Also for a minute I though eevee was about to write a book about his "harrassment experiences", I'd just buy it to have some sort of humor laying around the house.

using it in a firepit might be better use. I wouldn't even want that kind of ridiculous self-victimization collecting dust in my house

 

[PorcupineTree]

I hope Alex’s book becomes famous so that more people can search his name and find a kiwifarms thread.

 

[Privileged Millennial]

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“it’s the kind of thing i wish my friends would do for me”

 

[BeepMareep]

Been lurking this thread for a months and this is late as fuck, but I want to say that I honestly thought Orobas was some kind of dickgirl for the longest time, because that's what she is. Like maybe demons in that world have different sexes or something cuz that's what it looks like. But when Glip said she was trans, I was utterly confused by her "gender euphoria" .

Jasmaby pisses me off as a transman because she still has a vagina, acts female, looks female, dresses female, and even the name Jasmaby sounds a feminine... so what is the fucking point of using male pronouns? If you don't have dysphoria or even trying to be somewhat male, how are you trans? That's called being a trendy trans.

When I found out Neon was trans, I questioned it and said I thought she was cis because nothing was mentioned beforehand, and I got attacked by other viewers, saying I was transphobic. I thought trans people like passing as if they were cis. Glip got mad saying something about trans erasure (my trans friends HATE anyone mentioning they're trans due to their severe dysphoria and want to pass without bringing it up) . Okay, whatever, but why did they not clearly mention that anywhere beforehand, other than their Twitter from months way back, which not everyone follows?

The problem I have with forflor is that Glip is boasting about representation while at the same time fetishizing the characters to extreme levels. I'm pretty sure most marginalized groups don't like to be objectified sexually and reduced to weird fetish stuff. I didn't have much issue about the fetish stuff until I realized Glip was using it for representation. Now it makes me uncomfortable because now I know Glip is trying to make their unrealistic fetishes represent real live people. A transgirl does not want to be represented by a horse with a huge dick that spooges like a pressure pump. Pick representation or pick fetishes, but don't try to pass that shit off as one in the same, because that's degrading.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

The problem I have with forflor is that Glip is boasting about representation while at the same time fetishizing the characters to extreme levels.

Glip doesn't actually care about representation or the LGBT community, she's doing the, Go woke, go broke thing because the only person she cares about is herself. She's tapping into the LGBT money pool in hopes to look progressive.

And fails at it.

 

[Ledian]

What’s up with all these guests griming up the thread
Make an account cowards

Null opened up Animal Control to the horde, so everyone should expect more A-Log tier posts from guests who don't know how to control themselves.

Edit: I just realized that means the two can post here without making themselves known now, so there's that. Of course, the guest that posts a massive essay will obviously be Eevee.

 

[BeepMareep]

Glip doesn't actually care about representation or the LGBT community, she's doing the, Go woke, go broke thing because the only person she cares about is herself. She's tapping into the LGBT money pool in hopes to look progressive.

And fails at it.

I'm probably just repeating stuff that everybody knows, but I'll say it anyway. Glip pats themself on the back so much for it and the only people who agree don't really fall into the demographic they claim to represent, or they don't want to object because Glip silences them into the ground for trying to make them look bad. If anything, Glip is confusing their audience and twisting it around to mean anything they want. This "labels can mean anything you want them to be, because everyone is different and special" bullshit is definitely to get woke points.

Glip wants young readers to find their adult stuff, but I figured out why this is. It's so they can get children who feel lost and misdirected into this subverted mindset to agree with their bullshit views and give them more asspats, add to their following, and possibly become potential ERP partners for their Floraverse world (which is disappointingly NOT the community driven project Glip claims it is). Wanting kids to find out they are LGBT is only secondary, much like an old NAMBLA guy takes in young gay boys to "teach" them about sex while simultaneously taking advantage of their naive and malleable minds to do sexual things with them. It really is child grooming and taking advantage of kids in a mental way by brainwashing them, rather than physical like most child molesters. Glip is so obsessed with their self-victimization and so neurotically narcissistic that they completely deny they could ever fuck up a kid and that anybody who objects is just a bully adding to their victim-hood, even if its those very same kids they fucked up.

The fact that Glip has a fetish for adults teaching kids about sex AND is a manipulative narcissistic is such a huge red flag and I wish I had realized this way sooner. The only reason I came to this conclusion is because of all their self-inserts's personality traits, and patterns in their work and comments that just proved everything people said about them was correct. I never really paid attention to it before because I didn't follow Glip's Twitter, had no idea what Kiwi Farms was, don't follow a lot of blogs to see call out posts, and I just read the comics and didn't think much about it until last April when they suddenly stopped updating and kiwis started coming out of the woodwork. I didn't even believe it at first because Glip is SO good at manipulating and gaslighting and I honestly feel so betrayed by it.

 

[PorcupineTree]

Null opened up Animal Control to the horde, so everyone should expect more A-Log tier posts from guests who don't know how to control themselves.

Edit: I just realized that means the two can post here without making themselves known now, so there's that. Of course, the guest that posts a massive essay will obviously be Eevee.

Somebody already abused the guest function by pretending to be multiple people on the Chris Whiteman thread. It took about a day for mods to notice.

I get that it’s useful for giving furries a quick way to drop off dirt, but imo strangers deserve a lot skepticism.

 

[Meowthkip]

What’s up with all these guests griming up the thread
Make an account cowards

Animal Control is currently being swarmed with guest accounts.

We've become the battleground for some kind of retarded furry civil war.

Null opened up Animal Control to the horde, so everyone should expect more A-Log tier posts from guests who don't know how to control themselves.

I wish he hadn't.

 

[tofu dog]

Animal Control is currently being swarmed with guest accounts.

We've become the battleground for some kind of exceptional furry civil war.



I wish he hadn't.

I wish it was just the personal army thread that was open to guests, after what happened in the Chris Whiteman thread. I don't know how it works, though, so maybe that's not possible.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Why the hell are they hoarding at least six designer cats on minimum wage income?

 

[CallieMarie]

I know Mel and Eevee don't care about the welfare of their animals since they let Marl whore out Apollo for money but - that cage is not big enough for 3 cats.
I think there are two more cats outside of the crate. Why do they have so many cats? Their house probably smells like shit.

 

[Pronoun Party]

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"So-called 'nice' people are the first ones to drop support when they realize someone is a pedo dogfucker!"

Yes... you are correct, Eevee... that is what nice, upstanding people tend to do...

It must be incredibly stressful to self-own so frequently and so cluelessly.

 

[Observatory]

I see four Sphynx cats, their Lykoi Cheeseball and what appears to be a normal housecat next to him.
This raises so many questions.
-Why do they have four Sphynx cats in the first place? Those cats, depending on breeder, go for around 2K each. That is, if they get pet quality cats. Breeding quality is far more pricey.
-Why are three of the cats in a cage, while the others roam free?
-I can only hope the cats are fixed...
-Or is that the reason they have so many? They just have been multiplying on their own?

I won't go out and claim they are treating their cats poorly, but it still is all rather questionable.

 

[EtherealDragon]

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Why the hell are they hoarding at least six designer cats on minimum wage income?

I'd consider this animal abuse because there is no reason for them to be in a cage outside the fact that maybe Eevee and GP wanted to be alone. Otherwise let the damn cats roam.

Or we can let them keep the cats in the cage and report em for animal negligence later.

 

[GayDemiBoy]

Why would you have so many sphynx cats? Sphynx's are extremely high maintenance in comparison to a normal mixed house cat. You need to bathe them at LEAST once a week and clean out the wrinkles to prevent infections, you need to apply sunscreen if you live in sunny and warm areas due to their lack of fur leaving them extremely vulnerable to the sun's harmful rays, and if you live in cooler climates you need to dress them in warm cat clothes to make sure they keep their internal temperature high. In short you only get a sphynx if you have the money and the skills to actually care for them. Not for the weird 'aesthetic'. Let alone buy FOUR of them when you barely make money to feed yourselves.

 

[EggFarts]

Sometimes i crate my cats when im cleaning a room without a door to it, like, say im mopping the kitchen or something. I dont want them walking in that room until im done and the floor is dry. Or if im cleaning the whole house, i crate them just to keep them away from whatever cleaning products i might be using (my cats are very nosey and like to be where i am and like to see what im doing.)

That said, they each have their own crate, their crates have fleece blankets, and they often take naps in their crates anyway of their own accord so it's somewhere they enjoy being anyway, theyre not all crammed into one like that.

 

[Bellsprout]

God, they really do just collect cats like they're plush animals, don't they.

 

[hambulocetus]

here's a post i made way earlier in the thread that i still find relevant:

offtopic + cat sperging, but I've always wondered how they got a sphynx cat. kittens can go up to $1500, and they're pets with a LOT of requirements, including regular bathing (often in medicated water to keep bacteria from building up), ear cleaning, lots of warm places(or even little clothes), and a LOT of attention, considering they're socially demanding pets. this all seems like stuff pk and their toys would neglect.

how in the hell do glip and eevee keep up all of this with all of their special needs? their poor fuckin cats. poor house, too, considering it probably smells like cat piss