Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse - Abusive, manipulative SJW artist whose ex-husband fucked a dog and teenagers and whose current husband thinks he's trans because of a TF fetish, admitted to fucking two dogs and letting her cat eat her out

[FeatherBomb]

floats her goat

Inflates her goat*

 

[Gronbo the Grand]

I'm gonna regret this, but can we continue with ROM? At least the art in that comic is bearable. This guest comic looks fucking atrocious.

How is Neon being shrunken down, and giving Lily a dong that would definitely kill Neon representative of a queer relationship? Neon is just so goddamn unlikable it hurts. She hates Lily's attitude and personality, so much so that VR almost ended early cuz Neon couldn't stand her. She changes Lily's body to always give her a dong (cuz PiV is so queer uwu) for no other reason than "it's not meant to be real," i.e. she doesn't like Lily's appearance. She hates everything about Lily and tries to guilt her into acting certain ways and changing her body to suit her own whims. It's fucking gross. This is the most abusive, manipulative, and heterosexual "lesbian" relationship i've ever seen.

 

[Sneople Eater III]

Oh god, the guest comic is even lazier than some of PK's rushed art.
It's super obvious that the artist just used the bucket tool because you can see the background color through the line work.

This is Dobson levels of lazy. It seriously couldn't have taken them more than 10 minutes to draw the entire page.

Ignoring the fact that it's a furry smut comic.
One would think someone with a somewhat popular platform would want to host better quality guest work, especially considering the guest comics don't have to be rushed like PK's usual day to day page output.
And on the other side of that coin, shouldn't the guest artist want to provide their best, or at least somewhat decent, work to impress this new audience they're being hosted to?
Or maybe PK is fine with it because it makes her own art look better in comparison?

In the end I know it doesn't matter because furries don't give a damn about quality as long as they get their gross kinks catered to, but it still made me wonder.

 

[Gronbo the Grand]

Also, before Glip or Eevee inevitably go, "ugh they think Lily can't have a dick so transphobic uwu" , it is pretty transphobic that Lily is always given a dick for no reason. Just admit you like futa Glip jfc.
Has Lily ever showed signs of dysphoria or even mentioned being trans? If they decide to ass-pull that Lily is actually trans/identifies as female-to-male so it's ok to have a dong, guess what it makes all this? Straight porn, not the ~queer~ relationship Glip refuses to shut up about. And we KNOW Glip can't stand that icky straight porn.

(Ex. The comic Out n' About was almost immediately dropped when after a community vote, Mellie was going to have straight sex with a weird snake guy and Glip dropped it saying that they "weren't into it anymore.")

 

[Trombonista]

Also, before Glip or Eevee inevitably go, "ugh they think Lily can't have a dick so transphobic uwu" , it is pretty transphobic that Lily is always given a dick for no reason. Just admit you like futa Glip jfc.
Has Lily ever showed signs of dysphoria or even mentioned being trans? If they decide to ass-pull that Lily is actually trans/identifies as female-to-male so it's ok to have a dong, guess what it makes all this? Straight porn, not the ~queer~ relationship Glip refuses to shut up about. And we KNOW Glip can't stand that icky straight porn.

(Ex. The comic Out n' About was almost immediately dropped when after a community vote, Mellie was going to have straight sex with a weird snake guy and Glip dropped it saying that they "weren't into it anymore.")

Lily straight up said she doesn't have a dick on the third page of VR. I think that's the real reason Neon was so hesitant to fuck her.

 

[Galaxy Harasser]

Just like with Oh Joy Sextoy's guest artists, PK chooses the ones with the ugliest goddamn art styles... at least when compared to the normal "furry porn" style. Also none of them are even close to the Japanese "kemono" style that PK had said she wanted Floraverse to be similar to.

I just think the guest artists are just the only ones left that weren't chased off by PK's shitty personality yet, so she has a very small pool to choose from.

 

[Lion]

Just like with Oh Joy Sextoy's guest artists, PK chooses the ones with the ugliest goddamn art styles... at least when compared to the normal "furry porn" style. Also none of them are even close to the Japanese "kemono" style that PK had said she wanted Floraverse to be similar to.

I just think the guest artists are just the only ones left that weren't chased off by PK's shitty personality yet, so she has a very small pool to choose from.

the only guest comic that is close to the style pk wanted is that one commissioned by nymlus

 

[Roach]

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[Gronbo the Grand]

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Meanwhile, in the comic with too much exposition and not enough editing, with good ideas buried under painful bullshit.

 

[Galaxy Harasser]

PK's lack of self-awareness keeps continuing to astound me.

 

[jupiter dune]

Oh my god there's a colour that isn't directly related to purple! Green! Oh how I've missed green. Now we just need to add the rest of the colour wheel and forget that PK said she did monochrome for easy "past" pages.

 

[Boson]

Oh god, the guest comic is even lazier than some of PK's rushed art.
It's super obvious that the artist just used the bucket tool because you can see the background color through the line work.

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This legit looks like she drew it with a mouse and tapered SOME lines with a soft eraser tool

 

[Fistbeard_McThunderaxe]

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Meanwhile, in the comic with too much exposition and not enough editing, with good ideas buried under painful bullshit.

>It's painful to read walls of exposition that take up 80% of the page.

 

[Sty✖]

This legit looks like she drew it with a mouse and tapered SOME lines with a soft eraser tool

While it does look like she used a mouse, she's got a tablet because she's used a transition brush (the line fades with less pressure) so that's why it seems like a soft eraser tool has been applied at the ends of some lines.
God, she really doesn't know how to use a brush like that though, and she's got a terribly shaky hand.

 

[Mossy]

What the hell happened in the past 3 pages of the main comic?
Neon arrives at the trees, tries to go through the trees, gets rejected, and then she takes a detour? did that really need 3 pages?

The entire thing with the car is so fucking boring. I'm interested in what's going on with the bear, not 16 damn pages of driving, not counting the whole thing with Lily or whatever the fuck that timeline is.

And then there's a new pinup on Forflor,

Spoiler

I really liked the bright blues of this one. I just wasn't sure what was even going on in the picture. It looked like a mess of colored blobs.
Super nitpick, but I despise the way PK drew the liquid coming out of the glass. It looks weird as hell.

And, Miss "Can't fuck my girlfriend of 2 years unless she has a virtual penis" messes around with a stranger(?) at a party.

 

[Observatory]

What the hell happened in the past 3 pages of the main comic?
Neon arrives at the trees, tries to go through the trees, gets rejected, and then she takes a detour? did that really need 3 pages?

The entire thing with the car is so fucking boring. I'm interested in what's going on with the bear, not 16 damn pages of driving, not counting the whole thing with Lily or whatever the fuck that timeline is.

And then there's a new pinup on Forflor,

Spoiler

I really liked the bright blues of this one. I just wasn't sure what was even going on in the picture. It looked like a mess of colored blobs.
Super nitpick, but I despise the way PK drew the liquid coming out of the glass. It looks weird as hell.

And, Miss "Can't fuck my girlfriend of 2 years unless she has a virtual penis" messes around with a stranger(?) at a party.

I just find it ironic that now Punk Neon wears a skirt, after how often I said she runs around bottomless all the time.

As for the SFW comic, just let me get this straight:
-Neon panics about Cozmo being kidnapped by Sirens and rushes off into the death forest. (after preparing herself for the deadliness of the place)
-As she does not find him and has a fever dream, she decides to go back home.
-Meeting the trees, they tell her Cozmo is somewhere in there, but that he is better off without her. She tries to get in, but can not, because the trees won't let her.
-Instead of somehow showing she is actually invested in getting Cozmo back or still worried about him, she then takes a detour and makes a comment about being on the beach, now apparently not giving two shits about Cozmo anymore at all.

Did I understand this correctly? Because it makes a whole bunch of the recent pages pointless and furthers Neon being fantastic at being an asshole.

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

I just find it ironic that now Punk Neon wears a skirt, after how often I said she runs around bottomless all the time.

As for the SFW comic, just let me get this straight:
-Neon panics about Cozmo being kidnapped by Sirens and rushes off into the death forest. (after preparing herself for the deadliness of the place)
-As she does not find him and has a fever dream, she decides to go back home.
-Meeting the trees, they tell her Cozmo is somewhere in there, but that he is better off without her. She tries to get in, but can not, because the trees won't let her.
-Instead of somehow showing she is actually invested in getting Cozmo back or still worried about him, she then takes a detour and makes a comment about being on the beach, now apparently not giving two shits about Cozmo anymore at all.

Did I understand this correctly? Because it makes a whole bunch of the recent pages pointless and furthers Neon being fantastic at being an asshole.

Nah, Neon is still trying to find Cozmo. She just keeps fucking up and not listening to Chip's advice, resulting in a bunch of dead ends and rerouting. Chip originally suggested she take a safe detour, but she cut down the middle using the same dangerous path Cozmo took, which is how she got to that fucked haunted village.

I'm guessing a beach is on the way to wherever Cozmo is supposed to be.

 

[Observatory]

Nah, Neon is still trying to find Cozmo. She just keeps fucking up and not listening to Chip's advice, resulting in a bunch of dead ends and rerouting. Chip originally suggested she take a safe detour, but she cut down the middle using the same dangerous path Cozmo took, which is how she got to that fucked haunted village.
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I'm guessing a beach is on the way to wherever Cozmo is supposed to be.

Thanks for clarifying. I have troubles with keeping on track with all these seperate stories going on.

 

[Meowthkip]

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Yeah, they really should learn how to convey information through an audio and visual format.

... Ahem.

 

[Pancake]

And, Miss "Can't fuck my girlfriend of 2 years unless she has a virtual penis" messes around with a stranger(?) at a party.

I think it's more like "I have to include Neon in this no matter what because Neon. Neon. Neon. Every day all day Neon. Forever Neon. Always Neon. 2018 the year of the Neon."