Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Illuminati Order Official]

It's because the of secret societies behind the banks. If you get on the "black list" they start messing with your shit.

It's much simpler: any monopoly or oligopoly, especially one that provides necessary services, can refuse services their to anybody because there is no competition and they don't need to attract customers. Banking system is pretty open about their power, nothing secret about it.

Ha, maybe. But actually it's because I had some bad marks on my credit report. But they fell off.

OK, that was very self-aware. Nice.

I can fight the Trolls on Shabbat too.

If you consider it fun, probably. If you consider it work, probably not.

Eventually I hope to disengage completely from the site, but I'm not the only person controlling the timing of that.

Come on, you like those verbal sparrings with us.

You know, it's funny you mention the "scapegoats" of a relationship. Kiwi Farms has been a common enemy of Marshall and I and has had the same effect in our relationship: pushed us closer.

Outside threat, either real or imagined, usually brings people closer together. But be careful, it can cause development of siege mentality.

@TamarYaelBatYah I have never washed Gaby Petito (that's what I named my sphincter btw) with tea tree oil, but Ive washed shithole with run of the mill bodywash.

Gabby - diminutive of Gabrielle, feminine version of Hebrew Gabriel meaning "Man of God" or "God is my strength".
Filthy heretic!

Who knew that the way to a woman's heart was to constantly ask for pics of shithole?

Matthew 7:7

 

[RodgerDodger]

Mel looks to have been particularly unhinged today. Even before the Bankruptcy Docs started dropping, Skordas submitted a blistering filing. The Mean Nasty Kiwi Farmers found her Bankruptcy filings and now see through many of her lies. Her mask of being a Smart Educated College Graduate, and thus superior to =KF Trolls, (many of whom have far more education than Melinda, are licensed professionals, corporate officers, entrepreneurs etc. Not that Mel ever realizes that)

I don't know about you all, but I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.

 

[Toasty]

@super thug what are you going to the east coast for in early 2022? Anything good?
I'm really curious why mel gets so adamant about the whole paying taxes thing. It's not that big of a deal. Lots of people don't pay taxes. Children, young adults still claimed by parents, some older adults on social security, some people on disability, people below the poverty level, lots of people. For many of these people this is not, or has not been a permanent state of things. It's a stage of their lives that they move out of or into.

 

[Rewire Tea]

So I've been attempting to catch up on this thread (I noped out around 300 pages ago) and here's a question:

Why do religious lolcows use God or Jesus or Yahweh or the Flying Spaghetti Monster or whoever as their personal assassin? I don't get it. Melinda isn't the only one; take ShannyForChrist, for example.

Shouldn't an omniscient deity be too busy to be the on-call assassin for idiots?

 

[TheShedCollector]

So I've been attempting to catch up on this thread (I noped out around 300 pages ago) and here's a question:

Why do religious lolcows use God or Jesus or Yahweh or the Flying Spaghetti Monster or whoever as their personal assassin? I don't get it. Melinda isn't the only one; take ShannyForChrist, for example.

Shouldn't an omniscient deity be too busy to be the on-call assassin for idiots?

In the words of Dr House.

Sensible arguments don't work on religious people, otherwise there would be no religious people.

 

[LadiosSopp]

@TamarYaelBatYah

We are one day away from a New Moon and you guys are going wild for days! Something is in the air!
Ugh, you guys are tiring me out!
You wolves are howling (not all of you are wolves, but some are!)

And yet. Here you are.

I have to type up some more stuff to file tomorrow. Ugh.

Oh boy. I can't wait to see more pages of "NUH UH I'M TOTALLY RIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS LYING". The judge needs to put a pre-filing injunction on your stupid arrogant ass already.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

You're playing a dangerous game, @super thug. Marshall has been trained by Spetsnaz and SEAL ooperators to a sharply honed point, like a finely-tuned machine designed only to dispense pain and injury.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I appealed for a Writ of Mandamus. It wasn't that they didn't agree that I was denied due process, I just asked for the wrong thing

So...you admit you were wrong? Like the other poster said? Good to know.

Incorrect. As typical you lie and spread disinformation because you're intellectually dishonest.

Instead of ad hominems, you should try countering my arguments. You can't.

I asked for a Writ of Mandamus. They simply said they didn't have jurisdiction to rectify the issue. Doesn't mean they didn't agree with me. It was written in the Opinion: "A writ of mandamus is not a substitute for an appeal". Or in other words, to get the injunction, I would have had to appeal the district court's decision.

The district court only dismissed my request for an injunction NOT because they didn't agree I was denied due process, but because I didn't surrender the specific names of who do it.

So you see, in order to be intellectually honest, you have to state the REASONS something is dismissed.

So you admit that you went through the court process? Congrats, you got your due process!

A judge deciding an Order is properly called a "bench trial". What are you smoking?

It's for trials, Mel. It's in the name. Specifcally, it's a trial that's used when the defendant is on trial for sentence of less than six months' imprisonment. See, for example, Lewis v. United States, 518 U.S. 322 (1996).

Why are you using definitions you don't understand, Mel?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Why are you using definitions you don't understand, Mel?

It's Melinda, she always uses definitions she doesn't understand and she'll continue to use it because it's a new word for her.

 

[AnOminous]

You're playing a dangerous game, @super thug. Marshall has been trained by Spetsnaz and SEAL ooperators to a sharply honed point, like a finely-tuned machine designed only to dispense pain and injury.

Look upon him and tremble.

 

[WoggleBugHimself]

In the words of Dr House.

Sensible arguments don't work on religious people, otherwise there would be no religious people.

I contracted Lupus from reading this post.

@TamarYaelBatYah
Seems as though your 'Heroic Husbando' is anything but that. All I have seen is you white knight your own self in this thread while he occasionally logs in to cheerlead. Now, granted, you have over one thousand pages so I can only skim but I think I had you pegged before I registered.

With the New Moon coming you should reflect upon what's more important for your 'tribe' aka family unit. Posting on 'The big bad evil Kiwi-Satans Website'(where the posters of faith with your same God know more about the faith and God than you do) OR spending time raising your tribe and teaching them how to prosper.

It's not too late to save some kids from your fate! Their chronic stupidity you have inflicted upon them can easily be healed by a good college or perhaps even an actual church service. I still cannot believe that you just use God as some big stick to hit people with, hell, using God alone is a blasphemy. I fear Sky Daddy enough to not use him to win all my arguments like a damn playground recess fight, and I technically blaspheme all the damn time. I fear for your children's safety as well, they need a mother, not some brat like you. Shouldn't you be decorating for Christmas like the rest of us capitalists? If you disagree with anything I've brought up you should quote me in your next post instead of trying to ignore me and get into some high ground moral debate with others. Since I'm just a person who named myself after a teaching bug brought to life by two different types of creators, (one of which is a lolcow like you but has actual fans even if it's more for irony reasons) I really do wanna hear what you come up with for me as my 'Great Sins'. So far seems like I hold more reasons to proclaim myself as perfect than you do. (Perfect is everything though so Idk why someone would want to be everything) So please do not hold back Melinda, I do wanna hear what ill you have to say of me for pointing out how spitefully you use a God of Forgiveness.

Or have Marshal do it so we can see him actually post instead of cry things into your shoulder for you to type.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Marshall knows all the hackers, @AnOminous, so he knows your name and location already. You are doomed, and so is everyone else who makes fun of him for being a cum-gargling dullard.

I'm going to be fine, myself, because I'm planning to make a heel turn and join forces with the Hillbilly Hebrews.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Marshall Law vs. Super Thug: fight accepted (Archive)

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Marshall knows all the hackers, @AnOminous, so he knows your name and location already. You are doomed, and so is everyone else who makes fun of him for being a cum-gargling dullard.

I'm going to be fine, myself, because I'm going to make a heel turn and join forces with the Hillbilly Hebrews.

Marshall comes here, and dear fisto will make him his bitch. Mel too.



There is no consent with Fisto.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

You're playing a dangerous game, @super thug. Marshall has been trained by Spetsnaz and SEAL ooperators to a sharply honed point, like a finely-tuned machine designed only to dispense pain and injury.

Wasn't it Mel who give us ooperator in one of her poorly written court documents? @TamarYaelBatYah you should copyright the term and then sue Null for copyright infringement and intellectual property theft.

Marshall Law vs. Super Thug: fight accepted (Archive)

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I say WHOA kemosabe.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

The only account Marshall has ever given of one of his massive beatdown victories that sounds at all plausible is the one where he bragged about hitting someone from behind with a brick. It doesn't sound plausible because it actually happened, mind you, but because Marshall's physical stature (or lack thereof) and Marshall's cowardice combine to make it seem like something that Marshall would do, if he ever got the chance.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The only account Marshall has ever given of one of his massive beatdown victories that sounds at all plausible is the one where he bragged about hitting someone from behind with a brick. It doesn't sound plausible because it actually happened, mind you, but because Marshall's physical stature (or lack thereof) and Marshall's cowardice combine to make it seem like something that Marshall would do, if he ever got the chance.

Marshall would confuse a brick with a loaf of bread

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Marshall would confuse a brick with a loaf of bread

Seeing how Melinda bakes stuff that wouldn't be hard.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Seeing how Melinda bakes stuff that wouldn't be hard.

We need to send our Israeli agents to save that poor man from her cooking!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

We need to send our Israeli agents to save that poor man from her cooking!

To quote who I talked to "she' is beneath our attention. As long as she doesn't try to come into our land through ḥok ha shvut I don't care what she does"