Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

I’d honestly love to hear Marshall try to cut a wrestling promo after beating one of the kids.
That gives me an idea :thinking:

Sorry for the double post

@TamarYaelBatYah put this in your next filing. The court and Hardin need a good laugh after reading your insane filings

 
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I think difficult family situation and tragic passing of the only member of the family she probably had a positive and loving relationship with were big contributing factors in making her the person she is today.
When did her parents pass?

I'm putting together a timeline in Obsidian about this cow. We have many bits and pieces of information, but the OP is focused on her lolsuit, not her bovine nature.
 
I'm putting together a timeline in Obsidian about this cow. We have many bits and pieces of information, but the OP is focused on her lolsuit, not her bovine nature.
Honestly pretty decent idea. This thread has been revolving mostly interactions with @TamarYaelBatYah, so methodologically mapping out timeline of events that put her on this path might be good read for newfags and other people wondering wtf is this "fake jew" shit. At least breaks up the monotony of constant "no u" -posting on this thread. And somehow I feel like that'd be stalking in her world too, so might get some more legal paperwork out of her.
 
Honestly pretty decent idea. This thread has been revolving mostly interactions with @TamarYaelBatYah, so methodologically mapping out timeline of events that put her on this path might be good read for newfags and other people wondering wtf is this "fake jew" shit. At least breaks up the monotony of constant "no u" -posting on this thread. And somehow I feel like that'd be stalking in her world too, so might get some more legal paperwork out of her.
I'm hoping for paperwork for a church once she misinterprets the tax exemption.
 
Didn't she dig him up to sell his gravesite?

Also lets note her dismissed bankruptcy for a moment. It was dismissed because she failed to submit her tax returns. So think on that for a moment. Why would someone not submit their tax returns to the bankruptcy magistrate? (Ooo look another magistrate )

And yeah, the most common and obvious answer is they fail to submit them because they never filed them. Now I'm not saying this applies to Mel, she is crazy after all so she may have a crazy reason, but most times when you see that it means the debtor seeking relief wasn't filing or paying taxes. Just something to think on, no?
 
Yes, I believe it was mentioned that the body was moved and the gravesite sold.
This was discussed recently, Mel came in and set the record straight that she did it as a psych out to punish her family. Someone said she took a payout from her family to go away, which she clarified was her grandmother for various guilt related financial obligations (weird that nobody in her family ever helped her again after this point, wonder why)

Edit: Mel said the man she admired and his act of suicide that irrevocably changed her life (because he was the only one who was kind to her ((author's note: he was also paying her rent, so this may be what she meant as he was kind to her)) is still where they put him
 
- besides her thinking it’s beneath her
It's simply logic. I have a Bachelor's degree in Recreation Management (managerial level). If you have a college degree with an earning potential of $55,000-$85,000/year, you don't apply for a job that earns $12.00/hr. It makes no economic sense.

it’d take time away from
...homeschooling my children.

You get 70% credit for that. In otherwords, a C.

That contract will have 0 legal wording to it typed out at all. Probably will be written in crayon too
What color crayon you want it in?



Mel implying anyone other than herself would invest time, thought, or emotion into Mushmouth is surprisingly high in the ranks of Really Dumb Shit Mel has said. No one other than Mel would be that smoothbrained.
Marshall is an Israelite, an attractive man and he has housing and a job. He would be appealing to another Israelite woman, not just me. There's dozens of young and middle age messianic women looking for a single Israelite man. If Netzarim and Messianic women can find a man that still has his hair and is attractive like Marshall, they'd consider themselves very fortunate. Finding a man willing to serve Elohim is like finding a needle in a haystack! (Just as finding a woman who fears YHWH and follows The Torah is like finding a needle in a haystack!)

Of course, Marshall is taken, so they have to find their own husband at this point. They can't have mine. I'm not sharing lol (and ew - gross!). There ARE Polygynous Messianic singles groups online where women who believe Polygyny is valid help seek a second wife for their husband, but you won't see me in all that nonsense! Don't get me started on the stupidity of all that...

Single Netzarim and single Messianic people are quickly noticed in Messianic singles groups. When they find someone willing to follow Torah they immediately count you precious!


While the manlet is relative to the convo... I know the thread is all aboard the Marshall the Methead train, but after hearing Mel talk about how he is such a great mechanic I've got my own theory. Mel thinks he's a great mechanic because he shows up reeking of gas when the reality is he's taking epic rips off a gas can. Huffers easily end up mush-mouthed from the solvents wrecking their brain/CNS. Sure, he probably whores his manhole out for a hit off his lovers meth pipe, but he's gotta have some fix lined up for when he's prolapsed and broke.
No, no, no, you got that all wrong.

Have you ever tried sitting in a car shop with little children while they fix your brakes? I have. It's terrible.

Marshall fixes my car at home. I get home curbside service while my children and I can stay in the comfort of our home. I feed him good, he fixes my car when it needs stuff - and keeps up with the fluids in the car. It's much better having a husband who has car skills than lugging your children to an uncomfortable stuffy room at a car shop.


But bro, he TOTALLY IS a great mechanic. Have you seen that fucker change brakes? Fucking phenomenal. Literally no one with basic tools in their garage would EVER be able to do that.
A lot of men cannot do basic car repair. Just like a lot of women cannot cook.


Not trolling, but if Melinda was at least a half decent woman, she would have made Marshall get a car mechanic job at a shop somewhere.
Actually my fantasy is that he exist solely to be my "boy toy", which consists of working out for 4 to 5 hours a day and being ready for sex at 10:30 am and 5pm, every day, promptly.

He can have off on holidays


But generally educated people are ...desired for position where you have direct contact with the customer.
:agree:


Are you sure it's about the looks? I mean, most whites have darker hair (by darker I mean not blonde and not red).
On the east coast around WV and Virginia a large portion of white people have blond and lighter hair because of the German, Irish and English immigration periods that landed them here.

Italians went to NY. Eastern European people to Ohio and Michigan.



The advantage of a Yeshiva education is that if you had had one, you'd at least know the meaning of the words you're reading and the function of the grammar. As it is you're postulating on what a language you don't read, means.
I studied Biblical Hebrew under College Professors and other qualified people, so I don't agree with you.
You Orthodox like to pretend you're the only ones that understand Biblical Hebrew, but that's just your pride in Judah blood.
There's 11 other tribes out there. They GET IT too.



@fnaarf isn't barren.
Proof?


And many of our great imahot did not have large families. Sarah imanu had a single child in her old age. Rivka's body was destroyed by her single pregnancy. Rachel had two after long periods of barreness and didn't survive the second birth.
Why do you call Sarah and Rachel "great"? They were sinners. Sarah laughed at Elohim and foolishly tried to use Polygyny instead of prayer like Rebekah to obtain a child. Sarah was going to steal the child of her slave and call it her own. Rachel repeated the same folly AND SAT ON IDOLS. That's why Rachel died in childbirth. Those were flawed sinful women. Compare Rachel and Sarah's behavior to Rebekah, who was so righteous that YHWH visited her. Rebekah used prayer to heal her infertility, not Polygyny. She was more righteous than Rachel and Sarah. Your claim that her body "was destroyed by her single pregnancy" is unfounded. It doesn't appear in the text.


I cannot think of one who had six children by an assortment of men.
I can think of one who has 13 from an assortment of women!

Man, woman, what's the difference?
Do you think Elohim is gender biased toward men?

Elohim isn't a Sexist and The Hebrew Bible is not Patriarchal. If Elohim would redeem Jacob's situation despite his complicated issues with women, and create one family out of a blended family, then Elohim would redeem my situation despite my complications with men in the past and create on family out of a blended family.❤️🤎💜 "Finally, bring them together into a single stick, so that they become one in your hand" (Ezek. 37:17)

"“The glory of this new house will surpass that of the old,” says Adonai-Tzva’ot, “and in this place I will grant shalom,” says Adonai-Tzva’ot.’” (Haggai 2:9)




I bet their lack of work ethic and love of meth is what keeps them coming back to each other
No, that would be our.... genitalia. We're in our 30s. Season for fucking a lot. I don't waste my youth thinking otherwise.


Riddle me this: if you had waited to have children until after you finished college and gotten your degree, what would have changed?
(1) I would have increased my risk for breast, ovarian and cervical cancer by not using my uterus for what it was designed to do (Too many periods which result in too many estrogen cycles in the female body predisposes a woman to a higher risk of cancer. women weren't designed to have periods every month for 5, 10, 15 years, etc.)

(2) I would have developed psychological problems from sexual repression and lack of healthy sexual activity (true fact!)

(3) I would have regreted the fact that I wasted the youngest part of my youth not having sex (in case you haven't noticed, men want to fuck women in their 20s, and 20 is the optimal age to begin a marriage)

(4) I would have been condemned and burned in hell for not following the Torah's command to marry the man I lay with from my virginity (I knew the guy I lay with in my virginity, it wasn't at some random party hook up). The Torah commands that I marry him. I knew it said that when I was 19 years old, so I married him. My willingness to follow that command showed me worthy in the eyes of YHWH Elohim.

(5) I would have been cursed by YHWH Elohim for using birth control.


You still haven't figured out that you can't use birth control and be righteous at the same time. One reason I received so much anointing from YHWH Elohim in my 20s is because I didn't use birth control or have abortions. My body was clean and able to receive anointing. A lot of people forfeit their ability to be anointed because of defiling their bodies through pharma, abortions, birth control, tube tying, vasectomies, hysterectomies, and unclean foods and chemicals.

Wisdom looks for a soul to inhabit. There's a Bible verse that says that.


Even her tenuous relationships with her fellow cultists always disintegrate into Melinda calling them pagans and evil and, most importantly to Melinda's mind, wrong.
You're such a liar lol

You having a bad day?


I'm trying to tease out the history of her break with her fellow cultists
#TAG-EXHIBIT


If my timeline calculations are right, she jumped off the gainful employment track for weird cult track as far back as 2007/2008, when she started banging Ramon. We know she was destitute by 2012 and mooching from Andrew by 2014.
LIBEL
#TAG-EXHIBIT


she has gone through a series of damaged men to support her and her kids.
LIBEL
#TAG-EXHIBIT



Yeah I did, you just never read the Torah. It's in Leviticus 14:88, you'd clearly know if you were a skilled theologian.


I also have a stick in my ass but in a more literal sense, since I have erectile dysfunction I use a stick to help prop up my penis since the only pills they sell in Myanmar are opiates and I already smoke plenty of that, it's why my cock sags like the shredded skin of a snake without my cock stick

lol


Word salad, narcissistic narratives and verbal abuse
PASS

You're really working hard for some narcissistic supply. Here's my response: SUPPLY DENIED.


YHWH doesn't annoy moronic crazy cunts who are parasites to society
You're a biblically illiterate Goy trying to invoke YHWH's name and pretend you know what The Hebrew Bible says? COMICAL!

Even if you were a Christian like fnaarf or an Atheist like BuremeRiceFarmers I would take your statements about "God" seriously and respond. You're so low on the ladder of righteousness, that I'm not going to even entertain pathetic attempts at theology. You're a vile man whose existence is like a piece of bear shit loafed out into the river....insignificant and passes out of sight easily.


When did her parents pass?

I'm putting together a timeline in Obsidian about this cow. We have many bits and pieces of information, but the OP is focused on her lolsuit, not her bovine nature.
#TAG-EXHIBIT


I think difficult family situation and tragic passing of the only member of the family she probably had a positive and loving relationship with were big contributing factors in making her the person she is today.
There's nothing wrong with my lifestyle choices, thinking or past decisions I've made. Only you Goyim whose minds are controlled by Babylon and Satan would think so.

It's nothing more than your Goy mentalities which can't comprehend anything outside of your limited worldview box.
You are slaves to the boxes in which your mind operates.

I'm not surprised by your statements. You belong to the world and I belong to YHWH. We are 2 different creatures.

Holy fucking shit the lack of self awareness. lmao.
👆 👆 👆 gaslighting
 
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@TamarYaelBatYah says It's simply logic. I have a Bachelor's degree in Recreation Management (managerial level). If you have a college degree with an earning potential of $55,000-$85,000/year, you don't apply for a job that earns $12.00/hr. It makes no economic sense.

Actually, you apply for whatever job will take you, if you're desperate enough. Lots of people out there with master's or bachelors slaving away at Walmarts or McDonalds. Just because you think you deserve better doesn't make it so, you'd think living in poverty and dirt for the last 15 or so years you'd have learned that lesson by now.
 
So Smelly "married" some guy (Ramon?) when she was 19. Going by the copy of her driver's license, that was in about 2004, which was either her freshman or sophomore year at GMU. With the birth of her first child being in approximately 2007, these two either didn't get it on that much, birth control was used, or we have an abortion saga.

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My wife is currently homeschooling our kids this year since we don't know when the government will shut down the schools again because of the sniffles and she's working from home for the company she works for.

After I was done with certificates and degrees I was making $15 an hour at my first job after I was out of trade school so I can tell you that Melinda is wrong about getting work soon as you're out. You take whatever you can get until you get a job in your chosen field. I will continue doing my current job until I either get a job working at nuclear power plant or a aerospace and defense contractor after I'm done with school this time around too.

Melinda should just face the facts, she's lazy and just making excuses.
 
@TamarYaelBatYah

It's simply logic. I have a Bachelor's degree in Recreation Management (managerial level). If you have a college degree with an earning potential of $55,000-$85,000/year, you don't apply for a job that earns $12.00/hr. It makes no economic sense.
You take what job you can get. Nobody wants to deal with a vexatious litigant who can't get along with anybody and has alienated everyone around her except a fat beta cuck willing to raise other men's kids. You would be lucky to make $12 and hour

...homeschooling my children.

You get 70% credit for that. In otherwords, a C.
You get a 25% for lying. You should have also mentioned how a job would keep you from filing frivolous lawsuits AND writing incriminating and moronic things on kiwi farms.

What color crayon you want it in?
The first one you pull out of your gaping ass. Film it to from start to finish. We can also cross off @Baby Yoda's request for a pooper shot

Marshall is an Mexican, an extremely obese man and he has a shack and another source of government welfare.
Well said Melinda

Marshall fixes my car at home.
Now we see why you can't go anywhere

A lot of men cannot do basic car repair. Just like a lot of women cannot cook.
I thought you said you can cook. Now Marshall can't do basic car repair and you can't cook? God Damn why are you even staying home then, go get a job

Actually my fantasy is that he exist solely to be my "boy toy", which consists of working out for 4 to 5 hours a day and being ready for sex at 10:30 am and 5pm, every day, promptly.
You would need to be his sugar mommy in order to do that. In order to be a sugar mommy, you need to have money. Since you have been a welfare queen and government leech since at least 2011 ( @talk talk talk might be able to find out more later), you can't afford it. Both of you go get jobs

I studied Biblical Hebrew under College Professors and other qualified people, so I don't agree with you.
I thought you studied "recreational management" in college. Now you say you studied Hebrew? Keep your lies together

You Orthodox like to pretend you're the only ones that understand Biblical Hebrew, but that's just your pride in Judah blood.
So you aren't jewish. Nice admission

There's 11 other tribes out there. They GET IT too.
But you don't

No, that would be our.... genitalia. We're in our 30s. Season for fucking a lot. I don't waste my youth thinking otherwise.
Wow it was laziness and meth. You know, Hollywood hasn't written a story about a couple trying to constantly break up with each other only to be drawn back by the 2 things keeping them together like meth and laziness. You should spend your time writing a terrible screen play instead of frivolous lawsuits

You're such a liar lol
#TAG
#FoundTheAnswer

You're really working hard for some narcissistic supply. Here's my response: I CAN'T DISPROVE ANYTHING YOU HAVE SAID ABOUT ME SO FAR AND I CAN'T JUST KEEP COPING BY REPLYING WITH #TAG LIBEL TO EVERY POST THAT MAKES ME MAD SO I WILL STOP GETTING MY ASS KICKED BY ARGUING WITH YOU
Awwww <3 your so sweet for finally admitting you can't win

You're a biblically illiterate Goy trying to invoke YHWH's name and pretend you know what The Hebrew Bible says? COMICAL!
YHWH just spoke to me in my nap now and told me that the fraud Melinda Scott and her fake jewish husband Marshall have upset him terribly by blaspheming his name on the internet. He demands for you to repent your ways, drop your lawsuits, and walk directly to Jerusalem to ask for forgiveness. And he said no using any devices to get their so you are gonna have to do some swimming


I leave you with the most accurate description of society and Melinda

 
@TamarYaelBatYah Full Offence, going off your homeschooling I’ll gladly return that C. Least your spawn can’t be any stupider than you or Marshall - though they might grow up without Internet, so weep for the lost lulz.

And trust me, having a degree doesn’t mean shit, your prospects are the same as everyone else's - in your case, worse because there’s what, a decade of no career experience and a history of suing anyone who looks at you funny. Also your degree is in a fairly niche course, meaning it’s barely worth the paper it’s printed on - if I give you credit for anything, that degree is worth more than a Gender Studies degree, and will be amusing to watch Null take when he takes you to the cleaners.
 
@TamarYaelBatYah Full Offence, going off your homeschooling I’ll gladly return that C. Least your spawn can’t be any stupider than you or Marshall - though they might grow up without Internet, so weep for the lost lulz.
Well since Marshall and Melinda are teaching them, they will 100% be dumber than her

And trust me, having a degree doesn’t mean shit, your prospects are the same as everyone else's - in your case, worse because there’s what, a decade of no career experience and a history of suing anyone who looks at you funny. Also your degree is in a fairly niche course, meaning it’s barely worth the paper it’s printed on - if I give you credit for anything, that degree is worth more than a Gender Studies degree, and will be amusing to watch Null take when he takes you to the cleaners.
Her background and resume disqualifies her from doing anything except stocking shelves at a walmart or flipping burgers at a McDonalds. She couldn't get a decent job in this insane job market if she tried, let alone one in her niche field.
I would also argue that someone graduating right now with a gender studies degree is on the same level as Melinda if not a little higher. Yeah, both are going to be problematic, but Melinda has *proven* she will be extremely problematic. The Gender Studies person might just quit over not getting the right pronoun used, make a tweet, and leave. Melinda will start cursing at everyone that she is YHWH's chosen one and start filling out paperwork for frivolous lawsuits in the office within an hour of work after her boss tells her to do something
 
I would also argue that someone graduating right now with a gender studies degree is on the same level as Melinda if not a little higher. Yeah, both are going to be problematic, but Melinda has *proven* she will be extremely problematic. The Gender Studies person might just quit over not getting the right pronoun used, make a tweet, and leave. Melinda will start cursing at everyone that she is YHWH's chosen one and start filling out paperwork for frivolous lawsuits in the office within an hour of work after her boss tells her to do something
I’d argue that the GS Degree’s being shat out at the rate they have been have devalued them in comparison, off of quantity alone.

Though the Danger Hairs might generally have a slightly higher IQ than Mel - least they haven’t lost 6 lolsuits, if nothing else…
 
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