Blaster
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Any features of a programming language that make you say:
Here are some examples:
- "Oh wow, you can do that?"
- "That's super convenient"
- "What the fuck?"
- "Why is that allowed?"
- etc
Here are some examples:
You can write basically any JavaScript program using just these characters:
[]()!+
This site lets you translate sane javascript into a mess of the above characters that will function identically in your browser:
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This site lets you translate sane javascript into a mess of the above characters that will function identically in your browser:
This is a super basic one, but I have a fondness for it.
C# is basically Java, but the developers made it less gay.
They realized accessors/mutators are kind of retarded, so they made properties.
Rather than creating a private attribute then having a getter and setter, you have this nice shorthand syntax with {get;set;} that does the same thing.
You can also assign custom logic to the getter/setter
C# is basically Java, but the developers made it less gay.
They realized accessors/mutators are kind of retarded, so they made properties.
Rather than creating a private attribute then having a getter and setter, you have this nice shorthand syntax with {get;set;} that does the same thing.
You can also assign custom logic to the getter/setter
There are competitions to write C in the most autistic way possible.
This is my favorite:
"The source code is a circle and the program works by calculating its own area and diameter, and then doing a division to approximate pi"
This is my favorite:
"The source code is a circle and the program works by calculating its own area and diameter, and then doing a division to approximate pi"
