Merry CWCmas!!! A general purpose christmas thread
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Tomorrow we're having dinner with some other Fil-Am families. We're providing the smoked turkey and the Jack Daniel's.
Christmas day, I'll probably cook a ham and serve that up for dinner.
Christmas day, I'll probably cook a ham and serve that up for dinner.
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On Christmas day, my family and I will get whatever gifts we have to give. To be honest though, this isn't much Christmas spirit for me or my family this year but there was enough to set up the Christmas lights, even then I'm sure the morning of Christmas will be good enough, being around family rather than trying to having like four or five presents would be better after all, isn't that what Christmas is suppose to be?
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Well, I'm working on Christmas eve and Christmas. 
I'm sort of a nice guy and since I have no family here I took shifts of people who do so they can enjoy Christmas with theirs. Afterwords, I'm hopping a plane and going to my familie's Christmas and then New Years will probably involve some drinking of fine whiskey and Street Fighter 2 Turbo tournaments (on SNES no less!) with my friends.
And littlebiscuits you get all my
's and I hope you have a merry cwcmas!
I'm sort of a nice guy and since I have no family here I took shifts of people who do so they can enjoy Christmas with theirs. Afterwords, I'm hopping a plane and going to my familie's Christmas and then New Years will probably involve some drinking of fine whiskey and Street Fighter 2 Turbo tournaments (on SNES no less!) with my friends.
And littlebiscuits you get all my
's and I hope you have a merry cwcmas!
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I have to work Christmas Eve too... restaurant closes at 2, but I have to stay an hour after that to help close the place up. The only day the restaurant is closed ever is Christmas. Hopefully it isn't super busy.
but oh well, I get to see Badass Slovak Grandpa this evening for the first time in several months, I'm so glad he is feeling better after that pelvic fracture. Whenever I tried to visit him in the hospital after work, he was usually either sleeping or attending physical therapy. Can't wait to eat some traditional sauerkraut soup, yum yum. I also hope he approves of my rum balls I made for dessert to go with the prune cake.
but oh well, I get to see Badass Slovak Grandpa this evening for the first time in several months, I'm so glad he is feeling better after that pelvic fracture. Whenever I tried to visit him in the hospital after work, he was usually either sleeping or attending physical therapy. Can't wait to eat some traditional sauerkraut soup, yum yum. I also hope he approves of my rum balls I made for dessert to go with the prune cake.
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I haz whole week off. Today I'm gonna fuck around on the interwebbies until I have to go to my parents' church acquaintances' place (my mom is as bad a cook, as crazy as and almost as much a hoarder as 
, so dinner at the 'rents place isn't possible) for Christmas Eve dinner, I'll be isolating with my iPod, a plate of food and the church acquaintances' dog in the garage, might open a few packages, then I'm taking pics of Christmas lights, going home and getting myself into a food coma with macaroni salad, fudge, chocolate-covered pecans and other grub I sneak home from the dinner in my backpack full of gladware dishes and books, and hopefully crashing into slumber.
Christmas Day means going into my dad's hunting trophy room, an oasis among a House Tour One-grade hoard, to open packages, eat pastries and drink coffee, then I'm going home and having q-sands for Christmas dinner because Jack in the Box is open.
, so dinner at the 'rents place isn't possible) for Christmas Eve dinner, I'll be isolating with my iPod, a plate of food and the church acquaintances' dog in the garage, might open a few packages, then I'm taking pics of Christmas lights, going home and getting myself into a food coma with macaroni salad, fudge, chocolate-covered pecans and other grub I sneak home from the dinner in my backpack full of gladware dishes and books, and hopefully crashing into slumber.Christmas Day means going into my dad's hunting trophy room, an oasis among a House Tour One-grade hoard, to open packages, eat pastries and drink coffee, then I'm going home and having q-sands for Christmas dinner because Jack in the Box is open.
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Trying to get out of bed right now to get ready for work. I have a short shift today, then I'm going to go to my parent's house because I begged my mother to make appetizers for dinner. I have off tomorrow and then I have to be up at 5am the next day so I can't enjoy my usual Christmas drinking shenanigans. 
Friday I finally get to see my best friend - who I haven't seen since August when she went to boot camp. I'm gonna make us some margaritas and probably some homemade jalapeño mac and cheese.
Merry Cwcmass to each and every one!
Friday I finally get to see my best friend - who I haven't seen since August when she went to boot camp. I'm gonna make us some margaritas and probably some homemade jalapeño mac and cheese.
Merry Cwcmass to each and every one!
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I know I sometimes am hard on you people for sperging and A-Logging and I know certain image boards give us a hard time for that. Yes, some of you are a bit...odd.... but I think for the most part, you're all pretty cool, chill people.
When I first made this forum, my main intention was to just provide an outlet for people to talk about Chris that wasn't on the CWCki proper's talk pages. In the back of my mind, I wanted a forum to emulate PVCC and it's sense of community but that wasn't my main concern, it was mostly utilitarian. But over time, we've become a close community. People here have become close friends, relationships have been formed, people have discovered new things to try, people have organized gaming groups with people here, it's quite amazing.
I think even if some of us are a bit eccentric, and have our faults, I feel like we have an atmosphere of community and fellowship, whereas certain other boards have a very hostile atmosphere where you have to worry about saying the wrong thing and being declared a lolcow so you have to declare a lolcow before you get declared one and it's a very hostile, agitated environment. I think some people here wish to be PVCC members but I think the fact of the matter is, the only big draw about PVCC is the sense of community and I think we've done a pretty good job at emulating that here.
I wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Happy Holidays in general. Let's have another good year.
When I first made this forum, my main intention was to just provide an outlet for people to talk about Chris that wasn't on the CWCki proper's talk pages. In the back of my mind, I wanted a forum to emulate PVCC and it's sense of community but that wasn't my main concern, it was mostly utilitarian. But over time, we've become a close community. People here have become close friends, relationships have been formed, people have discovered new things to try, people have organized gaming groups with people here, it's quite amazing.
I think even if some of us are a bit eccentric, and have our faults, I feel like we have an atmosphere of community and fellowship, whereas certain other boards have a very hostile atmosphere where you have to worry about saying the wrong thing and being declared a lolcow so you have to declare a lolcow before you get declared one and it's a very hostile, agitated environment. I think some people here wish to be PVCC members but I think the fact of the matter is, the only big draw about PVCC is the sense of community and I think we've done a pretty good job at emulating that here.
I wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Happy Holidays in general. Let's have another good year.
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Going to have to figure out something to make tomorrow, as we're apparently having some guests over to celebrate Christmas with us through the medium of good food, which is as far as I'm concerned the best way to celebrate Christmas. I might make a quiche or something, but I'll have to figure out a way to make it christmassy. If nothing else I'll just make sure it's delicious enough that people won't care if it's not Christmassy.
I also got invited by two families of friends to celebrate Christmas with them, if I was still in the US during Christmas, but as of two days ago, I'm back home so that's not happening, but I was pretty flattered that not one but two families of some of the friends I have like me enough to invite me to celebrate Christmas with them. Made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Unfortunately, I couldn't really re-arrange my return flight, so I couldn't really take them up on their offers.
I also got invited by two families of friends to celebrate Christmas with them, if I was still in the US during Christmas, but as of two days ago, I'm back home so that's not happening, but I was pretty flattered that not one but two families of some of the friends I have like me enough to invite me to celebrate Christmas with them. Made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Unfortunately, I couldn't really re-arrange my return flight, so I couldn't really take them up on their offers.
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Merry Happy.
...shit, I fucked up, I fucked up, hap- merry new yea- shit, I fucked up, I fucked up
...shit, I fucked up, I fucked up, hap- merry new yea- shit, I fucked up, I fucked up
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Since this is cwcmas eve, and this does not technically fit into the santa thread, i present to you my "night before cwcmas" poem i wrote for last year's christmas which was somehow saved on pastebin
Twas the night before CWCmas, and in the house and the yard
Not a creature was stirring, not even a tard.
The fapcups were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Sonichu soon would be there.
The autist was slumbering all snug in his bed,
While visions of free china danced in his head.
And snorlax in her thong, and me in my mask,
Had settled for drunk anal sex, and rum from a flask.
When out on the lawn there arose such a commotion,
I pulled myself out of Barb (though i needed some lube lotion).
Heading to the window I quickly fell over some junk,
Flew out of the window, to find I was covered in spunk.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen cum
Let me see how much there was, I could even have swum.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a hundred naked trolls, and many kegs of beer.
With a pickle clad leader, dick big as a canoe,
I knew in a moment it must be Michael Snyder the Jew.
More rapid than weens his minions they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Mao! now, Billy! now, Bluespike and Alec!
On, Liquid! On, Jack! on, Jason and Surfshack!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now fap away! fap away! fap away all!"
As a pedoforks last fap before being shived with a shank,
The trolls increased their vigor as they continued to wank
Soon up to the house-top the Trolls they spewed,
Over the Kegs full of beer, and over me too!
And then, in a moment, I saw on the shed
The prancing of a transsexual, as it skinned a dog which was dead.
I lumbered back inside, and was turning around,
When down the stairs Clyde Cash came in with a bound.
He was dressed all in leather, from his head to his foot,
his clothes were all tarnished with feces and troll-loot.
A bundle of dildos he had flung on his back,
And I noticed he had stashed the relics of fail in a sack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
He was so fucking hot, I would have let him pop my cherry!
His orange little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And as he unfurled the autism papers, he whispered he had much he would show.
The stump of a joint he placed between my teeth,
And the smoke it billowed filled me with happy relief.
He had an dark tan face and glorious guido hair,
That made me laugh like a sperg, but then I heard Chris bellow and swear!
He was obese and oily, a right hideous old schmuck,
And I laughed when I saw him (though I was high as fuck)
But the clench of his teeth and the word "faggot" writ on head,
Let me know I had an imminent pants shitting to dread.
Clyde spoke Not a word, but went straight to his work,
filled Chris's eyes with mace, then pimp slapped him with a jerk.
And as the manchild covered me with his feculant blight,
Clyde gave me a nod, and he whispered "good night"!
He sprang to his van, to his team gave a shout,
And away they all flew, Snyder still cumming all about
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove far, far away,
"Happy CWCmas to all, and to Chris Chan, JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"
Twas the night before CWCmas, and in the house and the yard
Not a creature was stirring, not even a tard.
The fapcups were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Sonichu soon would be there.
The autist was slumbering all snug in his bed,
While visions of free china danced in his head.
And snorlax in her thong, and me in my mask,
Had settled for drunk anal sex, and rum from a flask.
When out on the lawn there arose such a commotion,
I pulled myself out of Barb (though i needed some lube lotion).
Heading to the window I quickly fell over some junk,
Flew out of the window, to find I was covered in spunk.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen cum
Let me see how much there was, I could even have swum.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a hundred naked trolls, and many kegs of beer.
With a pickle clad leader, dick big as a canoe,
I knew in a moment it must be Michael Snyder the Jew.
More rapid than weens his minions they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Mao! now, Billy! now, Bluespike and Alec!
On, Liquid! On, Jack! on, Jason and Surfshack!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now fap away! fap away! fap away all!"
As a pedoforks last fap before being shived with a shank,
The trolls increased their vigor as they continued to wank
Soon up to the house-top the Trolls they spewed,
Over the Kegs full of beer, and over me too!
And then, in a moment, I saw on the shed
The prancing of a transsexual, as it skinned a dog which was dead.
I lumbered back inside, and was turning around,
When down the stairs Clyde Cash came in with a bound.
He was dressed all in leather, from his head to his foot,
his clothes were all tarnished with feces and troll-loot.
A bundle of dildos he had flung on his back,
And I noticed he had stashed the relics of fail in a sack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
He was so fucking hot, I would have let him pop my cherry!
His orange little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And as he unfurled the autism papers, he whispered he had much he would show.
The stump of a joint he placed between my teeth,
And the smoke it billowed filled me with happy relief.
He had an dark tan face and glorious guido hair,
That made me laugh like a sperg, but then I heard Chris bellow and swear!
He was obese and oily, a right hideous old schmuck,
And I laughed when I saw him (though I was high as fuck)
But the clench of his teeth and the word "faggot" writ on head,
Let me know I had an imminent pants shitting to dread.
Clyde spoke Not a word, but went straight to his work,
filled Chris's eyes with mace, then pimp slapped him with a jerk.
And as the manchild covered me with his feculant blight,
Clyde gave me a nod, and he whispered "good night"!
He sprang to his van, to his team gave a shout,
And away they all flew, Snyder still cumming all about
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove far, far away,
"Happy CWCmas to all, and to Chris Chan, JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"
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Spent what little money I have getting a little gift for myself because everyone I know who'd like it lives thousands of miles away from me. Made a little addition to my key chain collection:
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Well, here's my CWCmas story: http://arpaat.deviantart.com/art/The-JE ... -344069710
I hope you enjoy!
I hope you enjoy!
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My gay 50 year old uncle is wearing a Pink Floyd/MLP:FIM t-shirt.
That's it, Christmas is ruined.
That's it, Christmas is ruined.
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I'm going to spend Christmas lunch with my neighbours and tommorow I'm spending the day with my cousins. They kind of need support right now, their oldest brother (the cousin I mentioned in the RIP thread) died a few weeks ago. His wife and kids will be their too and I'm bringing presents for them.
I'm going to spend Christmas lunch with my neighbours and tommorow I'm spending the day with my cousins. They kind of need support right now, their oldest brother (the cousin I mentioned in the RIP thread) died a few weeks ago. His wife and kids will be their too and I'm bringing presents for them.
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