Mersh has stolen your cat, how do you get it back

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You wake up one day and your cat is missing, you tune into your favorite YouTube channel The Bad Luck Boys, and see that Mersh has stolen your cat and is using it to grift money from elderly grandmothers and wine aunts. How do you go about rescuing your cat from the wonky eyed bone smoker

 

[malachite]

I don't watch JewTube so I don't know who you're talking about, so I'll assume you said "Jersh" instead of "Mersh". Anyways, I would troll the beauty parlor on my few dozen buried alts I've been cultivating posts on until he brings it back.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I don't. This Mersh guy will bring her back within a day or two. She's a massive asshole.

 

[RollerGator]

Leave a trail of bones from his apartment door to the nearest gas station to lure him out and distract him for a while.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'd get confused and end up at the youtuber Marsh's house at which point I would discuss megami tensei and old obscure rpg makers games with him. I would than find mersh's house and cut down his door with my newly acquired Hinokagutsuchi, ready for a battle I find him dead on the floor from a stroke. I'd then simply grab my cat from the hoard currently eating mersh's face and head to the vet to get him a check a up and stomachs pump.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I would just get a new cat. Someone told me the ones at the park are free.

 

[Ventrue]

Wait outside his door and tell Mersh to smoke from his vape in his chat, because "its totally cool and not gay" then kick down the door while he makes nicker noises (neighs) I grab the cat and leave.

 

[Mayfly]

I would really like to know.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

let the dogs out

 

[IKOL]

Depending on which of 20 cats he've took away from me.

 

[Exister]

I would KEEL Dat nigga

 

[OrionBalls]

He can have Little Shit. He was bottle fed, and only responds positively to Mommy (Mr Balls).

 

[Pagan Min]

I'd trade him a horse. That'd make him happy in many different ways...

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

I'd repossess his car while he's live.