Metric vs Imperial

I never really thought about that before! I guess crackheads just decided they didn't want to ask their dealer for a "quarter cup of crack."
From what I hear drug dealers and clients are more educated and anal about weights that the freaking department of commerce or the division of weights and measures.

Which makes sense.

Anyway, off to tighten this 10mm bolt holding this 2"x4" to the wall, needs to be 70 foot-lbs. Reminds me I need to clean my six inch barrel on my 9mm.
 
Reminder that the metric calendar was invented by French revolutionaries to disenfranchise French peasants by attempting to end to the much lauded 150 day work year that medieval peasants enjoyed. Metric time is also a thing that exists but you never hear metric faggots talk about.
 
100000 centimeters in a kilometer may be easier to remember than 63360 inches in a mile, but there is literally zero use-case for this conversion factor. Inches were not developed to measure things scaled in miles and miles were not developed to measure things scales in inches. You do not use one for the the other and it is unlikely you would need to remember the conversion between them.
That's the thing that gets me about this debate. People are always like "it's so much easier remembering 0 is freezing and 100 is boiling!" Like, okay, even if we pretend remembering two numbers actually is difficult, what are you doing with that information? Are you setting your stove to 100 degrees? Do you frequently find yourself needing to remember the exact boiling temperature of pure water?

Oh, it's difficult to convert from gallons to tablespoons? Yeah, it probably is. I wouldn't know because nobody actually does it.

It can't be that hard to come up with reasons imperial is le bad without resorting to "it's hard to do something nobody ever needs to do".
 

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Give bake 1/3 of a batch of cookies in metric and tell me how that goes. Oh also, bake anything in metric without a scale. The use of 12's and 16's and other non-ten factors in imperial is deliberate because it helps you quickly divide by 2's and 3's. Dividing a metric quantity by 2 adds a significant figure, and dividing by 3 gets you a repeated decimal. Dividing common quantities by 5 is something that you do very rarely, in comparison.

The metric system works well for calculations that need to span many orders of magnitude, because it looks the same at every order of magnitude. It's also good for scientific and engineering calculations that involve chains of calculations because of this uniformity.

The imperial system works a lot better for intuitive and quick calculations. There are measures that are "human" sizes, too; a foot is about the length of a foot, and is a good way to measure "medium-sized" objects - those are 1-5 feet. Small things are usually 1-5 inches. Short walks are 1-5 furlongs. Long walks are 1-5 miles. Anything under an inch is pretty darn small. A cup, a gallon, and a tablespoon are all easy to approximately visualize. Metric units, thanks to the divisions by 1000s, only have one unit that's a "normal" size and usually that unit is too big to be "1" of something - a liter is a lot of liquid and a milliliter is tiny, a meter is half my height, but a millimeter is the width of a fingernail, etc. Metric users had to add the "centimeter," a dirty, unclean, not-thousands unit, to get a unit of size that measured small stuff usefully.

Metric fags are usually obsessed with measurement and precision. Their unit system of choice demands it. Imperial chads look at something and tell you that it's 1-5 of some unit, and other imperial chads know roughly how big that is.

The intuitive use of the imperial system is so good that the britfags mostly still use it, despite officially being metric cucks.
 
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It's all arbitrary anyways, why is an inch the length it is? Why is a centimeter the length it is? Because someone a long time ago said so. They could have just as easily called it a "jizzometer" and have it been 1.135 times the length of a centimeter and you'd have people swearing that "jizzometers" make so much more sense. And instead of an inch they could have called it a "cum" and decided that a "cum" is 1/18th of a foot. Or maybe instead of foot they called it a "nignog". Now there's 18 cums in a nignog and people wont stop debating whether cums or jizzometers are better.
 
It's all arbitrary anyways, why is an inch the length it is? Why is a centimeter the length it is? Because someone a long time ago said so. They could have just as easily called it a "jizzometer" and have it been 1.135 times the length of a centimeter and you'd have people swearing that "jizzometers" make so much more sense. And instead of an inch they could have called it a "cum" and decided that a "cum" is 1/18th of a foot. Or maybe instead of foot they called it a "nignog". Now there's 18 cums in a nignog and people wont stop debating whether cums or jizzometers are better.
Very little of the positions put forward in this thread are actually about the absolute physical properties of the things being measured. They've mostly been about the necessity or lack of for scaling, between different things measured and conveniences such as factorising.

Your jizzometer has no bearing on such matters. It's not a question of just different names or values.

how tall are you?
Pretty tall.
 
Very little of the positions put forward in this thread are actually about the absolute physical properties of the things being measured. They've mostly been about the necessity or lack of for scaling, between different things measured and conveniences such as factorising.
I was replying to the OP which mentioned their actual foot being larger than the measurement unit foot. My point is, would they have less of a problem with it if it wasn't called a foot? Then they couldn't compare a foot unit to their actual foot.
 
It's all arbitrary anyways, why is an inch the length it is? Why is a centimeter the length it is? Because someone a long time ago said so. They could have just as easily called it a "jizzometer" and have it been 1.135 times the length of a centimeter and you'd have people swearing that "jizzometers" make so much more sense. And instead of an inch they could have called it a "cum" and decided that a "cum" is 1/18th of a foot. Or maybe instead of foot they called it a "nignog". Now there's 18 cums in a nignog and people wont stop debating whether cums or jizzometers are better.
Since people in the west are accustomed to base-10 and operations involving those, it seems more efficient to standardize measurements to systems that work easily with them; e.g:
  • 1.5 feet is 18 inches.
  • 1.5 meters is 150 centimeters.
So for humans accustomed to the latter, it takes less processing power and so it's usually more efficient.

If your average person's brain was a PC and both operations a script, the "metric script" would be the preferred one for most cases because it's more adapted to how the PC works and therefore faster (as an analogy to what involves people in general, maybe not ancient babylonians).
 
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