Mewing tips thread

How many days a week do you mew

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peachlover669

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Im looking for like minded sigma males to share their mew/looksmaxxing tips with the rest of us for the betterment of the weak soy consuming men that browse this site like joshua moon.

And to all the naysayers who will come to troll my thread i would like to point out that even cats (some of the smartest animals on the earth) also mew.
Cats are not just born with such angular and aesthetic faces as many would think, a kitten starting from their first month of being born will begin mewmaxxing and will not stop until much later in its life when it has reached peak lookism.
Dont believe me? why not see for yourself.
 
I just form a small pocket of air in the space between my upper cheek and gum and then gently squeeze it while opening my mouth. it sounds exactly like a cat.

I can get other cats to meow back if I do this. Sometimes I wonder what I am saying to them.
 
I just form a small pocket of air in the space between my upper cheek and gum and then gently squeeze it while opening my mouth. it sounds exactly like a cat.

I can get other cats to meow back if I do this. Sometimes I wonder what I am saying to them.
You can get catbirds to call back if you do that too.
 
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The first documented and most commonly known method to perform the Mew glitch involves the Gambler on Route 8, who is facing north towards the Underground Path entrance, and the Youngster on Route 25 who is facing north and has a Slowpoke on his team. The player must have defeated neither Trainer before and must also have a Pokémon who can use Fly on their team.

The player must stand directly beneath the Underground Path entrance door, at which point the Gambler as mentioned earlier will be exactly one tile offscreen. It is recommended that the player save the game at this point in case a mistake occurs in a future step. The player then can begin the glitch by taking one step down, and then pressing and holding the Start button while the step is occurring. The Gambler will be scrolled onto the screen during this process and the player will enter his line of sight, but the start menu should appear before the Gambler "sees" the player.

From the start menu, the player must Fly away (with the most convenient location being Cerulean City). If the previous steps have been performed correctly, the Gambler will have the indicative exclamation mark appear above his head, but then the Fly animation will begin before he can walk up and challenge the player.

After landing in Cerulean City, the Start, A, and B buttons will not function properly, as the game believes that the player is about to be in a battle. From here, the player should walk to Route 25 and battle the aforementioned Youngster. Importantly, the Youngster must walk up to the player (must have at least 1 tile between the player and the Youngster when the player is spotted) to initiate the battle, or else the game will softlock.

After battling the Youngster, the previously disabled buttons will now work again. The player must now return to Route 8 (with the most convenient method being Flying to Lavender Town and heading west), opening the start menu at least once along the way (Flying works). Upon entering the Route, the start menu will appear by itself; closing the menu will immediately begin a battle with a wild Level 7 Mew.

If the game is saved and reset during the glitch, or if any battle occurs between fighting the Youngster and encountering the Mew, the player must battle a Pokémon with a Special stat of 21 again for the glitch to work. If the player does anything that causes a non-start-menu textbox to appear onscreen (excluding anything in the start menu itself) or saves and resets the game, the player must open the start menu before entering route 8 to load its textbox ID (0) into memory. If the player returns to Route 8 after Flying but before battling, then the glitch will not work and the game must be reset to before Flying from the Gambler.
 
I picked "throughout the whole week" because my tongue has sat like that always.
 
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Glad to see the younger generation getting back on the nicotine train. Protects against Alzheimer's and makes you focus.

I've done the math and I could probably survive being covered with 3-4 boxes of Nicorette patches by now. Always good to be protected against assassination.
 
While I think that zoomer speak is retarded, I couldn't imagine letting a public school tell my kid they can't say random dumb shit. It's one thing to say 13 y/o's shouldn't be shouting faggot, but imagine getting a called about your kid saying "ohio".

Ohio was a funny meme for a while but come on
 
You can get catbirds to call back if you do that too.

yep ahuhh ahuhh yep yep yeah

i get animals to freak out with my Miaoews often their eyes get really wide and they stare. birds cock their heads to the side and look at me like i was a living pool noodle or something else 100% Unnatural i think it scares them to be honest with you seeing such a sound being emitted from out of a full grown man
 
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