Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

[cuck696969]

How much of a true fan R U Kiwi Farms

 

[pr3nt177]

Tickets to California for auditions are expensive! And Mike needs money for three new Xboxes and twenty new Funko Pop figures, not to mention the latest Minions movies on Blu-Ray and a couple of tablets for good measure! Oh, and food for the kids, I guess.

before or after his dream car? http://archive.is/Wn38P

 

[HighwayOverpass]

before or after his dream car? http://archive.is/Wn38P

Maybe he should have considered getting that GED and trying to find an actual job instead of relying on Youtube. I wonder what his dream car is. Knowing him, probably a dune buggy or some other hickmobile.

Also, Perez Hilton has decided to jump on the story.

 

[pr3nt177]

Maybe he should have considered getting that GED and trying to find an actual job instead of relying on Youtube. I wonder what his dream car is. Knowing him, probably a dune buggy or some other hickmobile.

Also, Perez Hilton has decided to jump on the story.

A push-bike might be his only option if things continue.

 

[Menexus]

How much of a true fan R U Kiwi Farms

His cleft nose really creeps me out.

 

[cuck696969]

His cleft nose really creeps me out.

His fans make him shit like this.

 

[pr3nt177]

His fans make him shit like this.

There's a show on in the UK called "Jeremy Kyle" which has chavs like this ^ on - obnoxious, cocky, arrogant, bone-idle, abusive and ill-educated types - Martin would fit in perfectly.

 

[Erica]

You know what this fire needs? More gas.

I saw someone mention they were going to be on Good Morning America but didn't post it because I thought it was fake. Good grief.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

"SOME of it was acted." So you're going back to saying that it wasn't completely fake?

 

[Spellskite]

You know what this fire needs? More gas.

Why do they keep doing these interviews? They're digging deeper and deeper.

I liked how the reporter called them out on their bullshit.

I wish he had gone more into it about forcing the kids to hit each other.

 

[Meowthkip]

You know what this fire needs? More gas.

This whole debacle reminds me of this one Robot Chicken sketch. The one about Nerf Doors and Nerf Stairs.

I can't find it online right now, sadly.

Maybe he should have considered getting that GED and trying to find an actual job instead of relying on Youtube. I wonder what his dream car is. Knowing him, probably a dune buggy or some other hickmobile.

Also, Perez Hilton has decided to jump on the story.

Man, when Perez Hilton is saying you fucked up, you done fucked up.

 

[HickoryDickory]

How much of a true fan R U Kiwi Farms

Ew.

I saw someone mention they were going to be on Good Morning America but didn't post it because I thought it was fake. Good grief.

Well, Mike did tweet that a new interview was coming soon. Still makes them look like crap tho... It'll look even worse if Heather's ex is given custody.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

http://www.fallstongroup.com/blog/why-help-daddyofive/

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe he should have considered getting that GED and trying to find an actual job instead of relying on Youtube. I wonder what his dream car is. Knowing him, probably a dune buggy or some other hickmobile.

Also, Perez Hilton has decided to jump on the story.

Glad someone decided to add some class to the proceedings

There's a show on in the UK called "Jeremy Kyle" which has chavs like this ^ on - obnoxious, cocky, arrogant, bone-idle, abusive and ill-educated types - Martin would fit in perfectly.

Are chavs more or less degenerate than American white trash?

 

[HighwayOverpass]

http://www.fallstongroup.com/blog/why-help-daddyofive/

WOOOWEEE.

A little background: when Fallston Group was contacted at the end of last week, we were briefed by an attorney who was working with the Martin family and by the Martin family themselves. In fact, our team went to the Martin’s home to interact with the entire family, including the children, for more than three hours before agreeing to take the family on as a client. Following this meeting, we had a choice to make – (1) walk away due to the fact that the mistreatment allegations from the public and the videos were very troubling or (2) engage with a set of parents who each put their hand up, said they were wrong, showed true remorse (with a lot of tears) and clearly didn’t know where to turn or who to trust to get the help their entire family so desperately needed.

The Martin family fell squarely into this category. That being said, what our team initially recognized was a family who truly seemed to love each other but was in crisis and desperately needed stability and a return to normalcy for the kids. We absolutely do not condone some of the content that has been posted to YouTube. But under the circumstances, we did have an opportunity to positively influence a distraught family with our experience, instinct, resources and mentorship, particularly the children. After much discussion and evaluation, our team decided to help this family through what they describe as the most difficult period in their lives and as they strive to set things right…it’s what our company commits to do with our clients. This is not a PR play, but a very serious crisis management situation which requires a broad, long-term view within our three core verticals.

The only good actors in that family are Mike and Heather if they were able to pull the wool over these people's eyes (assuming the Fallston Group isn't just saying this because they want to get paid).

The video apology released this past weekend was at the request of the family who wanted to articulate to the world how they felt, but didn’t feel they had the resources or knowledge to know how to effectively relay that message. The production was not scripted. The Martins described in detail how they felt, and the cuts and fades simply reflect editing to eliminate redundancy and keep the remarks to around three minutes.

So they're okay with 20-30 minute long videos of themselves screaming at their children and making them cry, but anything longer than 3 minutes is far too excessive for any actual apology or explanation?

There is no question the Martins, in light of the public concern, took another look at the content they had shared through the eyes of people who don’t know them personally, and upon reflection, recognized the error of their ways. They now fully understand that they crossed the line and they describe how what started out as family fun quickly escalated into shock value for the purpose of viewership and subscriptions. They were caught up in their own characters and popularity – they were blinded by YouTube fame and again, upon reflection, made some very poor decisions.

But here's the thing... they were not that famous. People were acting like they were the top channel on Youtube. They aren't even on the top 500. They aren't even in the top 5,000 (they're #5,014). How can they possibly say they were "blinded by fame" when their only fans were Youtube viewers who are probably in the average age range of 12-16? Nobody knew who they were until this all started.

tl;dr yet more bullshit, unsurprising.

 

[Meowthkip]

WOOOWEEE.


The only good actors in that family are Mike and Heather if they were able to pull the wool over these people's eyes (assuming the Fallston Group isn't just saying this because they want to get paid).


So they're okay with 20-30 minute long videos of themselves screaming at their children and making them cry, but anything longer than 3 minutes is far too excessive for any actual apology or explanation?


But here's the thing... they were not that famous. People were acting like they were the top channel on Youtube. They aren't even on the top 500. They aren't even in the top 5,000 (they're #5,014). How can they possibly say they were "blinded by fame" when their only fans were Youtube viewers who are probably in the average age range of 12-16? Nobody knew who they were until this all started.

tl;dr yet more bullshit, unsurprising.

If it weren't for that dang, dirty Philip De Franco, they would have broken into the top 5,000.

Guess they gotta get Jake to use more wrestling moves on Cody and Alex. Good thing everybody knows that's fake!

 

[HickoryDickory]

This is the part that made me stop for a second.

engage with a set of parents who each put their hand up, said they were wrong, showed true remorse (with a lot of tears)

Everything else just reads like an ad for their company instead of addressing anything. It's more than a little disingenuous, but it's how it goes.

 

[HighwayOverpass]

If it weren't for that dang, dirty Philip De Franco, they would have broken into the top 5,000.

Guess they gotta get Jake to use more wrestling moves on Cody and Alex. Good thing everybody knows that's fake!

This was clearly a conspiracy started by Mr. DeFranco. He and his measly 5 million subscribers were very jealous of his biggest threat, Daddyofive and his 700,000 subscribers. He couldn't rest knowing that channel was out there and was determined to destroy them!

 

[AnOminous]

So they're okay with 20-30 minute long videos of themselves screaming at their children and making them cry, but anything longer than 3 minutes is far too excessive for any actual apology or explanation?

They're sincere about screaming at their kids, as they actually enjoy the sadistic pleasure of torturing them.

Apologizing for stuff takes actual effort, because they don't mean it.

 

[Alyosha00]

http://www.fallstongroup.com/blog/why-help-daddyofive/

The aspect of this whole situation that bothers me the most is how the parents are clearly only sorry they got caught, and underlying all of these interviews is this idea from them that they are going to put everything right back up once the controversy blows over. The PR firm post says that the parents seem truly remorseful and that they own up completely to their actions- contrast that with how they are still saying even today on GMA that it's (mostly) fake. They are shitty parents, yes, but their true crime is pushing their kids further than they normally would because they have a camera in their hand and making money off them in turn. It is so clear they don't want to let go of the chance they have to continue making money by fully apologizing and admitting they're wrong.