Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[GS 281]

@Totem Sanic is a former erotic fur e-zine admin old man approaching senior status from Council Bluffs with a major hateboner for Chris, Trump and his fellow furs, that has an extensive history of being accused of scamming on art and doing charge backs, as well as socking and getting banned from communities such as FurAffinity and LULZ.net for his bullshit. Going by MHirtes, he has caused a lot of problems and raised hell over usenet and in a multitude of fur communities since the 1990s. He has even been hating on Chris since 2010 (archive). This guy has a massive footprint, and it is shocking we haven't had a thread on him already.

So how do we know that @Totem Sanic is Michael J Hirtes of Council Bluffs, Iowa? A lot of evidence points to it, but below the basics.

Spoiler: All it takes is one loose end

On twitter using his RektByLife account, Michael says that his email address is "warriormail1234@yahoo.com", and that this email is linked to his twitter. Based on this, I searched the email, and I found that someone was complaining that someone with the same email was engaged in some paypal fuckery. This was a pretty strong link, but not enough to say for certain.

I did some more digging and saw that Michael Hirtes appears to have a hard hateboner for Trump, has stalked, socked and obsessed over people online in the past, and a few other things that I have confirmed with @Null which all point to Michael and @Totem Sanic being the same person.

Michael has a wide footprint online, but also has a history of irl fuckery as well

Michael has a long, long, long history of being belligerent and harassing people in the fur community. Searching YiffyLeaks for him (archive) you see that he was trying to excuse socking, harassment and fighting with users on FurAffinity. When you look at the quote below, Dragoneer is the owner of FurAffinity.

ID: 55084
Original ID: 3331688
From: mhirtes
To: Dragoneer
Title: RE: You will love this (Fastest solidstate HD uses ddr ram chips)
Content:
<div class="bbcode bbcode_quote">Mhirtes,



This is an official warning: creating sock puppet accounts to harass and
annoy users and circumvent blocks will not be tolerated.



- Dragoneer</div>



So, I'm supposed to sit there and be slandered and not even allowed to
fight back because they had me on a block? Doesn't sound right or fair.

ID: 55528
Original ID: 3269376
From: mhirtes
To: Dragoneer
Title: RE: Note Issues
Content:
<div class="bbcode bbcode_quote">

I've already told you. It WAS
in email, but SHE had to drag it out into FA to raise her little army
and give me four days of Hell. Thanks for letting that happen.</div>Did you contact another admin about this?



I was up in Vermont from Friday to Sunday tending to a family emergency,
and didn't get a chance to assist anything. So while this was happening
I'd not have been able to assist anyway.

It was logical to contact one admin instead of several at once. Several
admins each running their own thing will only make things more
complicated.



Facts still remain. She took an issue that was being dealt with over
email and dragged it out, of her own volition, out into the public forum
on FA, and my life has been Hell ever since.

ID: 55591
Original ID: 3268612
From: mhirtes
To: Dragoneer
Title: RE: notes is notes
Content:
You might notice that it was FB that began the whole mess because
he/she cannot fight their own battles. I already mentioned that this
should have stayed in private email where she took it from. Perhaps
that's the person you should be dealing with.



Just bear that in mind, OK? Thanks

ID: 55741
Original ID: 3244510
From: mhirtes
To: Dragoneer
Title:
Content:
<a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2154544/" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2154544/" class="auto_link">http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2154544/</a>



Fluffball was told in very clear detail that she was NOT to post this
commission onto the net, and I made certain to explain the reasons why.
She decided to break the deal and violate my privacy anyway.



I've already contacted her about this, but it could be days if I ever hear back from her.



Please, take this image down now. Thank you.

Eventually Dragoneer dropped the hammer on him and his faggotry (archive). The comments on his page seem to indicate he is not missed.



He also was involved in the fur community, with an extensive footprint going back to the 1990s.

Michael ran an e-zine called FurPlay (archive), which distributed material online. The e-zine has been shut down, but there are still archives to some of the text on the websites. Among the reasons why the magazine had to shut down was because Michael didn't want to lose his .

Archive on Novia
Archive on Furnation

From Wikifur (archive)

It is generally accepted that the cessation of the magazine's publication was due to its publishing and sale being reported to Michael Hirtes' government caseworker. (Hirtes himself seems to believe that it was Jim Groat who did so.) As he is required to have no income to continue collecting government checks, he was informed that he could either cease publishing it or attempt to make his living off of the magazine's income. Hirtes chose to cease publishing and continue collecting social security checks.

In addition to Furplay, Michael also helped with the publication of Midnight Sands.

From Confurence (archive)

Furplay #1, noted last issue, has gone into its second printing, and now available is Furplay #2. Both issues feature artwork by Jerry Collins, Brian Sutton, Phil Folio, Brian O’Connell, Taral Wayne, and others, and are available for $3.75 postage paid. Also available is Midnight Sands, a portfolio of furry artwork dedicated to “ladies of the harem”, for $4.75 postage paid. Midnight Sands will be a limited print run of 100, which will not be re-printed. Checks should be made out and addressed to Michael Hirtes, 2623 So. 13th Street, Council Bluffs, IA 51501-7515.

Here is a review of one of the issues from 1993 by Ahmar Wolf. Ahmar has a thread, too.

Here is some of his art. An archive of all of Midnight Sands #2 can be found here.



He was charging $5 for Furplay and $20 for Midnight Sands according to Usenet posts

For those of you who may be interested in knowing,I am now taking
orders for FURPLAY #15 ($5.00 each,Postage Paid),as well as the 3rd
MIDNIGHT SANDS PORTFOLIO ($20.00 each,Postage Paid). So far,I have
artists such as Brian Reynolds,Phil Bolton,Ted Sheppard,Jay Naylor,and
others listed.

For those who need the snailmailing address & whom to make the check/
$ order out to,it's:

Michael Hirtes
505 S. 6th St. #226
Council Bluffs,IA
51501-6435
U.S.A.

As always,an age statement is required with your order.

For orders going out to Canada,add 25 cents per book,and for
International Air Mail orders,please add $1.25 per book.

Also,check out my web page at:

http://www.novia.net/~furplay/

Looking forward to hearing from you.

In addition to furfaggotry, Michael is a hardcore Trump a-log and has attacked other politicians as well. Michael was published in the Omaha World-Herald (archive) talking about Republican Senator Joni Ernst and Social Security. Interesting he would speak on this considering he is on the .

Ernst seems unfit to be senator

It has been just a few months since she was sworn in, and already Joni Ernst has proven unfit to be a senator.

On her very first day in office, she voted to set the stage for an imminent crisis in our Social Security system which may lead to deep cuts, and more recently she was one of those who signed a letter to the Iranian leadership that was a diplomatic fiasco to say the least.

Joni Ernst is an unmitigated disaster both locally and internationally, and I hope everyone who voted for this woman is proud of what they have inflicted on our country.

Michael Hirtes, Council Bluffs

Angry about someone trying to use a $100 Bush Bill (archive)

In my opinion, the guy deserves to have the shit beaten out of him just
for having a sleazy piece of worthless crap like a $100 Bush Bill.

God, how I seriously despise rednecks!

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/08042003_bb_burglar.html

In these quotes from Usenet (archive) he was getting roasted for a-logging on a 7 year old who died in a hottub. In one quote he literally asks for proof that the child was "innocent".

mhirtes

6/20/02


Buck wrote:
>
> Fuck Off!
>
> What kind of loser revels in the death of an innocent child?
>
> (Never mind, I know the answer.)
I'd revel if that child would have grown up to be a shrew like Kathy Harris.

I'm sure the GOPigs have bred enough female larve to become shrill
bitches in 2022.

mhirtes

6/20/02


- show quoted text -
Dubya was a kid too once. A little spoiled-rotten brat, who grew up to
be a BIG spoiled-rotten brat.

Do you think a kid growing up in the projects can relate to a kid that
has her own hot tub? Hell, they'd be lucky if the slum they live in
comes with bathroom that's not in common use by everyone else in the building.

Living under the wing of James Baker, chances are great that she'd grow
up to be just another repug harpie with a distorted, hostile view
against minorities and the poor. The chances of a new generation of Ann
Coulters and Jenna Bushes to poison the future has gone down a few
percentage points.

Besides, we BOTH know that if it was Democrat's kid being dead, you
repugs would be dancing in the streets and demanding a special
prosecutor to investigate it to find something impeachable, so don't
pull that moral outrage shit on me.

--

mhirtes

6/20/02
repugs ALWAYS celebrate by getting seriously liquored up and fitshaced.
It's in their messed-up DNA.
TellTheTruth wrote:
>
> James Baker was drunk at the time?
>
> What proof of this do you have?
>
> None?
>
> I thought not.

mhirtes

6/20/02
TellTheTruth wrote:
>
> "Buck" <Buck@BottomlessPit.Net> wrote in message
> news:HcoQ8.3176$5R2.121628727@newssvr16.news.prodigy.com...
> > Fuck Off!
> >
> > What kind of loser revels in the death of an innocent child?

What proof do you have that she was "innocent"?

mhirtes

6/20/02
MHIRTES DROWNS IN MISERY!
TellLoadsOfRepugLieswrote:
>
> He takes pleasure in the drowning death of a seven year old girl.

No, I take pleasure at the fact that a kid has escaped from the
domination of one of the most evil political parties to blight the face
of the Earth. No doubt she would have been forced to become a shrill
bitch harpie from Hell with a serious hate-on for minorities, the poor,
the elderly, and the disabled, as has been proven in the likes of Kathy
"Spreads her legs for Dubya" Harris, Anne "Fry the Liberals!" Coulter, etc..

mhirtes

6/21/02


Seawolf wrote:
>
> "Tempest" <Tem...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:3D127B1C.4B5D8EA0@hotmail.com...
> >
> >
> > mhirtes wrote:
> > >
> > > TellTheTruth wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Buck" <Buck@BottomlessPit.Net> wrote in message
> > > > news:HcoQ8.3176$5R2.121628727@newssvr16.news.prodigy.com...
> > > > > Fuck Off!
> > > > >
> > > > > What kind of loser revels in the death of an innocent child?
> > >
> > > What proof do you have that she was "innocent"?
> >
> > I hate to say it, but if she was around Republicans, there was a pretty
> > good chance that she had been molested sometime during her life.
>
> That has to be the most idiotic statement I have ever heard. Talk about
> hatemongering you take the cake. Love the way you slander people you don't
> agree with politicly, must be a deep seated fear that you really don't know
> everything and to compensate you lash out with crap like this.

Hey, it's a FACT that the more KKKonservative they are, the more likely
they will partake in all sorts of perverted activities. Take the
VatiKKKlan pedopriests and that Tennessee repug, for example.

And we ALL know what kind of a moral, upstanding citizen Jimmy Swaggart is.

At least Clinton & Condit have the sense to do it with CONSENTING ADULTS.

There is a bunch more, if you want to see the absolute spergery he reaches, click here. theres over 2,000 messages to go through.

So now what is he up to? This thread right here is a good synopsis of what he's been up to.

https://twitter.com/RektByLife
https://twitter.com/eat_shitt_chris
https://twitter.com/fukk_u_chris
Many more

Michael J. Hirtes
505 S 6th St Apt 608
Council Bluffs IA 51501-6438

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

You live long enough to see yourself become a lolcow, or you die a kiwifarmer.

 

[D.Va]

Hold the fuck up, Totem Sanic is Hirtes? That's a name I haven't heard for a long time. I remember how he was shitting up lulz.net (even though it does a good job of doing that to itself) back in the day.

Shouldn't this thread have a Halal tag?

 

[Randy Lahey]

lmao he's a furry too

@Totem Sanic drink bleach, it's the only way to fix this

 

[GS 281]

I should have added to OP, but there is more stuff out there in the fur community, and with LULZ.net, as well as there being drama dealing with CrushYiffDestroy and Point of Evil to dig into. This guy's history is pretty endless.

 

[sysctl --system]

We can't harass Chris.

But we can sure as fuck dox you.

 

[Ruin]

He's a sped on welfare? Big shocker there.

 

[TheImportantFart]

He's literally all over again. Same deviancies, everything.

This should be fun.

 

[bearycool]

Lol, I love how he thinks it's totally okay to question the innocence of a dead child who died in a hottub.

Like, that's what I call the ultimate A-log.

 

[millais]

"Yiff! Yiff!" he shouted. "That's what foxes say," he explained "It's like a catchphrase in the fandom."

he literally said that to a newspaper reporter IRL, I can't even...

 

[Joy-Sama]

Lol, didn't know he was a furry.

Next thing you know, he'll be sperging out and trying to say he's someone else again.

 

[Ido]

Lol, this is better than I could be hoped for! He would've stayed under the radar but he just couldn't help but poke the kiwi.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

How long until he jumps into this thread to shit things up and defend himself?

 

[bearycool]

How long until he jumps into this thread to shit things up and defend himself?

You give him too much credit; he's probably just going to a-log us off site and sperg about how mean we are.

 

[Night Terror]

my favourite part about this guy is the way he likes all his tweets with his socks
and the socks are the only accounts liking his tweets

 

[Quack]

Haha, stick a fork in him, he's done. @Totem Sanic , did you ever pause in between bouts of abusing Chris to wonder if you were any better? At least Chris is funny.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Holy shit, this is massive. He probably thought he was safe being an active Kiwi but DAMN he fucked it up big time. Can't wait to see how this unravels.

 

[OwO What's This?]

It just goes to show you that a-logs tend to be as bad or worse than the cows they're mocking. Deep, deep self-loathing.

 

[D.Va]

Here's an old article on him from the now-dead Lulz wiki, hosted via the Wayback Machine:

https://web.archive.org/web/20100109164644/http://wiki.lulz.net/wiki/Mike_Hirtes
https://archive.is/bTiCX

Too bad the images are dead

 

[Null]