Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[drain]

Every lolcow have a little furry in them, it appears

 

[Bandit Keith]

Nigga looks like Cool Cat fucked Crash Bandicoot

 

[TheScooper]

Does this happen every other week, when a user turns out to be a sperg or a sock?

Also goddamnitt you fuck, does nobody follow the rules.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Will he plan on going on a shooting spree for his furry waifu?
Placing all bets now.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Sometimes, "lol calm down" isn't just a shitpost, but actually solid advice

It's always solid advice. Never get worked up over anything on the internet. So even when it's a shitpost, lol calm down are sometimes the best three words on the net.

So lol calm down or get halaled.

 

[chadmuska]

Oh man, that explains why he was posting sonichu comics on a daiperfur porn database or whatever. Totally saw the halal coming but not to this degree, holy shit!

Something to think about for a moment: you live in a year where a steak salesman is the leader of the free world and someone may dethrone just by whining about a threadban and getting outed as a blackmailing furry scam artist with 200 sock accounts attacking chris with unfunny outdated jokes. What a time to be alive!

 

[drain]

"Do you think a kid growing up in the projects can relate to a kid that
has her own hot tub? Hell, they'd be lucky if the slum they live in
comes with bathroom that's not in common use by everyone else in the building.

Living under the wing of James Baker, chances are great that she'd grow
up to be just another repug harpie with a distorted, hostile view
against minorities and the poor. The chances of a new generation of Ann
Coulters and Jenna Bushes to poison the future has gone down a few
percentage points." @Michael J Hirtes

Dude, this is so fucked up on so many levels...
"hurrr durrr kids who have money will grow up to be literally hitlers and its better they die anyway"

you sick fuck

 

[Darwin Watterson]

This should be in randomtext

 

[HG 400]

Sneasel is edging into dox god territory with this one.

 

[Quack]

That newspaper clipping is one of the funniest shit I've seen in print. Like holy shit. So this guy is an otherkin? Wonder what he did to the Mitch Fox fursuit after that interview.

I think it's a spoof, put in as a sort of title card for the furry revelations. At any rate, the Mike in the article isn't Totem Sanic, as the article claims to be from a local newspaper in the Leicester, UK area.

 

[SP 199]

I love the smell of Halal in the morning.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I love the smell of Halal in the morning.

It's the smell of autism.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Congrats @TotemSanic you played yourself

 

[Billy_Sama]

We need a memorial of all the users becoming Halal here.

 

[AnOminous]

I thought we'd never have another legit halal here, and now we have the Second Coming of Anthony Logatto.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

Why do these kind of people join the farms?
"I'm a little special in the head, am very open with my dumb fetishes because the internet needs to know what I get off to, and am a huge attention whore that loves to shit on people who barely acknowledge my existence. I want to connect with other people and have a few laughs, maybe I should sign up to that KeeWee Farms dot Com and join a community that has a 99.9% chance of fucking hating me and laughing at me because I'm incredibly similar to other spergs they make threads about. That's a good trick."

Just why?

 

[Crisseh]

That fucking news article. Unreal.

Congrats @Michael J Hirtes ! Wasn't really worth doing shit tier trolling from the early 2000s, and spergging in chat was it?

 

[princess13456789]

At that moment @Totem Sanic knew he fucked up.

 

[sbm1990]

I thought we'd never have another legit halal here, and now we have the Second Coming of Anthony Logatto.

Tis a very special day that will go down in lolcow history.

 

[AnonAutismo]

Why do these kind of people join the farms?
"I'm a little special in the head, am very open with my dumb fetishes because the internet needs to know what I get off to, and am a huge attention whore that loves to shit on people who barely acknowledge my existence. I want to connect with other people and have a few laughs, maybe I should sign up to that KeeWee Farms dot Com and join a community that has a 99.9% chance of fucking hating me and laughing at me because I'm incredibly similar to other spergs they make threads about. That's a good trick."

Just why?

:autism: