Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[Pickle Inspector]

Why do these kind of people join the farms?
"I'm a little special in the head, am very open with my dumb fetishes because the internet needs to know what I get off to, and am a huge attention whore that loves to shit on people who barely acknowledge my existence. I want to connect with other people and have a few laughs, maybe I should sign up to that KeeWee Farms dot Com and join a community that has a 99.9% chance of fucking hating me and laughing at me because I'm incredibly similar to other spergs they make threads about. That's a good trick."

Just why?

"Finally, a hugbox where I can sperg about Chris-chan!"

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Halals are my favorite cows because it's usually brought on by an autistic hubris of sorts. These people think that because they're on here, they're untouchable despite all their spergings and weird fetishes. Then reality comes up and bites them in the ass.

Sooner or later, we'll all be halal.

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

2 halas in one day? This is going to give me diarrhea.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

To observe is to document and discuss

To harass is to disrupt and disturb

Remember, never ever A-log, no matter the urge because in the end it will bite you in the ass and will make you look like one big fat dumb motherfucker. Hell, i'm still fresh and i know this better than @Totem Sanic

 

[RG 448]

Halals are my favorite cows because it's usually brought on by an autistic hubris of sorts. These people think that because they're on here, they're untouchable despite all their spergings and weird fetishes. Then reality comes up and bites them in the ass.

Sooner or later, we'll all be halal.

You'd think the knowlege that we all watched a grown man fuck a blowup doll to be here would be more humbling.

Remember, never ever A-log

That's the conondrum. The people who have to be told not to do this don't understand why it's wrong.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Oh gosh, Hirtes got outed and it wound up with him finally getting a thread here. And I thought I wasn't going to see anything good today.

Hirtes is a goldmine of lolcowery. His sperging dates back almost to the start of usenet, and he has a persecution complex bigger than Chris's by far. The more you look into him the more you will find, while I have merely observed from the sidelines for many years.

One of the things you will find is that he will now be utterly and totally incapable of staying away from this place. He'll be back, either obviously as himself or socks trying to "defend his honor", accusing everyone of persecuting poor innocent MHirtes. And of course, everyone who mocks him is a dang dirty furry (which he totes isn't u gaiz). But he'll never leave now. He'll come back to this thread, other threads, any thread, again and again and again, forever. Because arguing with people online and bitching them out is the only human interaction he has.

Claiming to laugh at people who call him a cockbite is the closest thing he has to friends.

 

[drain]

better watch out @Null, he might change his autistic focus from chris to you

 

[Blindrainbow]

Say what you will about most furries but at lest they have the decently to pay for this weird porn unlike this asshole. I mean if you don't have money to spend on art then don't, if do you have money and want it, the fucking pay for it like everyone else asshole even if did have cancer or something like that it dose not mean you just are entitled to free shit even if it is furry porn.

 

[sbm1990]

And to think that the author of this brilliantly aurtistic masterpiece is a 53 year old man.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I thought I recognized his twitter avatar so I went digging and realized I'd made fun of him on twitter earlier this year. He's since deleted the tweets but I managed to find a few of them.

It's a shame I can't find the rest, he was fucking pissed and sperged beautifully.

 

[The Nameless One]

"Do you think a kid growing up in the projects can relate to a kid that
has her own hot tub? Hell, they'd be lucky if the slum they live in
comes with bathroom that's not in common use by everyone else in the building.

Living under the wing of James Baker, chances are great that she'd grow
up to be just another repug harpie with a distorted, hostile view
against minorities and the poor. The chances of a new generation of Ann
Coulters and Jenna Bushes to poison the future has gone down a few
percentage points." @Michael J Hirtes

Dude, this is so fucked up on so many levels...
"hurrr durrr kids who have money will grow up to be literally hitlers and its better they die anyway"

you sick fuck

So he was doing the SJW thing in 2002. Nice, very old school. So we have a middle-aged trollshielding furry SJW A-Log sockpuppeting scam artist who is also a welfare leech. Am I leaving anything out?

 

[fishercat]

WAY too fucking old to be doing this shit. Makes it funnier, though.

 

[GethN7]

I said this jackass was as unfunny as a necrophiliac pedophile and just as disgusting in the thread he was discussed in prior to this one, and I got a few a-log ratings for it.

At the time, I was wondering if maybe I was being too harsh with my condemnation, but in light of all this new information, maybe I wasn't that far off.

 

[Terror Rism]

We need a memorial of all the users becoming Halal here.

so many lost, for what cause

oh yeah, :autism:

 

[Broseph Stalin]

MOTHERFUCKER YOU LIVED IN COUNCIL BLUFFS?!?! YOU COULD HAVE TRACKED FEDSMOKER FOR US!!!

 

[drain]

WAY too fucking old to be doing this shit. Makes it funnier, though.

As I said in that other thread
It's almost sad that a fucking 41 year old is in the middle of a sperg war with Chris-chan on Twitter instead of paying bills, watching his kid play football, working or being a functional human being

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Why do you think he A-logs and harasses people while being a big hypocrite?

Do you think he is maybe projecting about how he actually feels or some shit?

 

[CWCissey]

So we have the second coming of CWC in Skylar Ittner and the second coming of A-Log here. When is the second coming of Clyde Cash going to arrive?

 

[nad7155]

...That was quick.

Joined today.

First post.

Not suspicious at all.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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so many lost, for what cause

oh yeah, :autism:

Autism. Autism never changes.