Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[TheMockTurtle]

I'd be willing to bet SSDI for some bullshit reason as well.

You say that like you don’t think he’s 100% rëtarded

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

You say that like you don’t think he’s 100% rëtarded

He's autismal as fuck but could probably be functional if he wanted to. "Extreme laziness" isn't a disability.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He's autismal as fuck but could probably be functional if he wanted to. "Extreme laziness" isn't a disability.

It is to the parents who gave up trying to raise Hirtes and CWC as children though, that's the worrying bit

 

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In case you ever wondered what it looks like when autism speaks, then immediately tops itself:



Chris's response is his typical random-access humor, which is nothing new, however, focus on the fact that Hirtes not only decided this was worth replying to, he also decided to reply with a completely unrelated 'fact', seems there's more similarities between them than Hirtes acknowledges.
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Also, take a look at this little A-Log improv session:


Keep in mind that while they were A-Logging Chris, he managed to immediately sell four A4 sheets with coffee stains () and childish scribbles on them.
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I believe this is the cringiest tweet of his I've seen, keep in mind that he actually uploaded this himself, so he has a copy of the full video on his hard drive.. But it's totally to troll him lulz.

Also, I have counted at least 7-8 replies by Hirtes to this very tweet, and a similar number to the initial status update, Mikey is really triggered by Christian Love Day, huh?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Hirtes you supreme turbo-autist, Sega =/= Sony.

It's a shame at this point that 'a-logging' is so embedded in Christorical jargon because it really should be 'Hirtessing'. I don't think Logatto trollshielded and hated on Chris half as long and hard as Mikey boy.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Hirtes you supreme master autist, Sega =/= Sony.

It's a shame at this point that 'a-logging' is so embedded in Christorical jargon because it really should be 'Hirtessing'. I don't think Logatto trollshielded and hated on Chris half as long and hard as Mikey boy.

but logatto was the first one who did it, so that's why a-logging is so cemented into christorical talk

 

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I don't think Logatto trollshielded and hated on Chris half as long and hard as Mikey boy.

What I still don't get is why he gets so triggered when Chris is happy about anything, it's like the autism scale goes to 1,000,000.

Also, I am honestly wondering why he has videos of Chris humping dolls on his computer.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

What I still don't get is why he gets so triggered when Chris is happy about anything, it's like the autism scale goes to 1,000,000.

I honestly believe that hirtes and other autists of this caliber are jealous of the attention Chris gets and want their own cult following. The thought of being so aware of your lack of potential in life that you try to become a Chris is very sad to me tbh.

 

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I honestly believe that hirtes and other autists of this caliber are jealous of the attention Chris gets and want their own cult following. The thought of being so aware of your lack of potential in life that you try to become a Chris is very sad to me tbh.

I disagree, if you've read the thread, you've seen how pissy Mike is about his banning, and later about his thread. He's regularly seen bitching about Null on /cow/.

I legitimately think he believes he's trolling Chris and bringing about his ruin. But I still don't get why he gets so triggered by him. My best guess is that Chris's existence reminds him of the worst aspects of himself.

 

[AnonAutismo]

What I still don't get is why he gets so triggered when Chris is happy about anything, it's like the autism scale goes to 1,000,000.

My best guess is that Hirties, like most A-Logs, are massively jealous that the biggest loser on the internet is more happy then they are.

Either that or Hirties is a sadist.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Guys like Hirtes want to feel relevant, and because they're petty, angry people the way they feel they can be the most relevant is by destroying (or helping to destroy) someone else, or at the very least make them miserable.

The thing is, Hirtes is so powerless and ineffectual that he had to go after what is possibly the internet's best-known low-hanging fruit, and he still can't even get himself noticed, much less make a dent.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I disagree, if you've read the thread, you've seen how pissy Mike is about his banning, and later about his thread. He's regularly seen bitching about Null on /cow/.

He still has an account available to use. Though several of his previous socks were always banned, he just kept coming back because he was confident we weren't smart enough to catch him. Then he got mad when the thread was made and rage quit despite not even being banned this time around.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He still has an account available to use. Though several of his previous socks were always banned, he just kept coming back because he was confident we weren't smart enough to catch him. Then he got mad when the thread was made and rage quit despite not even being banned this time around.

honestly makes you wonder if Hirtes will ever show up on here again

 

[Feline Darkmage]

honestly makes you wonder if Hirtes will ever show up on here again

He's a pussy.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He's a pussy.

yeah, he is but there's always a chance he'll show up again

 

[sbm1990]

He's a pussy.

yeah, hirtes should pick on someone his own size. he doesn't have the balls to show his face in this thread.

 

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I don't think that Hirtes's cowardice is limited to this thread.. I mean think about it, even the original A-Log had the courage to (poorly) make fun of Chris as himself, which eventually got him doxed and trolled, Anthony LoGatto may be as autistic as Chris, but he was brave enough to put himself out there despite having things to lose.

Meanwhile, Hirtes continues to hide behind 50 obvious socks in order to "troll" Chris, and unlike A-Log, he doesn't have anything to lose:

• Chris already knows who he is.
• His "internet cred" is already fucked, courtesy of this thread.
• Hirtes is on a tugboat, which means that most of his funds can't be touched by LEOs if Chris ever decides to sue him ( AF).

That's part of what makes Hirtes so hilarious to me, he isn't even courageous enough to directly confront the autist he's been harassing for years now!

If he can't confront someone who's been the internet's punching bag for over a decade now, what makes anyone think that he will confront us?

The very best he can do is impotently taunt @Null about the price of stinky linkies:


That, or bitching about us on /cow/.

 

[Diagonally slanted shelf]

Is this retard still fucking going

 

[Grog]

Not surprised that Hirtes is a salty nocoiner as well.

 

[Gorgar]

yeah, he is but there's always a chance he'll show up again

If he does, I’ll make a bet with him.