Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[AnOminous]

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Oh god can you imagine how Doopie must feel about Hirte's being more :deviant: than Chris?

Michael Hirtes has almost certainly actually masturbated to that picture himself.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Michael Hirtes has almost certainly actually masturbated to that picture himself.

This post really scares me, actually. What the fuck is Hirtes trying to convey to us, other than the fact that he obviously wants...something from Doopie!

 

[AnonAutismo]

This post really scares me, actually. What the fuck is Hirtes trying to convey to us, other than the fact that he obviously wants...something from Doopie!

Maybe he's trying to troll Chris indirectly by harassing Doopie. Or he's trying to make Doopie his own sweetheart. Either way Hirties proves again how he's far lower than Chris will ever be.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Or he's trying to make Doopie his own sweetheart.

Just a quick reminder, Hirtes is 53, and Doopie is 23. Basic math would dictate that Hirtes was 30 years old by the time Doopie was born!

 

[sbm1990]

Hahahaha if i can get doopie to fall in love with me it will really twoll chris!!!!! muhahahahaha!!!!!!

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Hirtes thinks he's a mastermind internet sleuth that is really sticking it to @Null. I really think it's only a matter of time before his house gets raided and his computer and phone seized for possession of child porn.

 

[FataBataRang]

Hirtes called Null a tard.

Don't get me wrong, Null isn't perfect, but he didn't spend nearly 20 years getting owned by Chris of all people.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Doesn't Hirtes live in a cement cube of a welfare apartment?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Doesn't Hirtes live in a cement cube of a welfare apartment?

That's being pretty nice. I bet he lives in a soup hotel and browses the internet like a piss smelling vagrant at the public library all day.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Doesn't Hirtes live in a cement cube of a welfare apartment?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

After blowing 1500 bucks on a lump of tatty papier mache, I think it's safe to say that Hirtes won't be moving into that mansion any time soon, or ever.

 

[AnOminous]

After blowing 1500 bucks on a lump of tatty papier mache, I think it's safe to say that Hirtes won't be moving into that mansion any time soon, or ever.

I don't think that was him. I can't imagine him having $1,500 in the first place.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

But I'd love to think it was. Imagine him jumping through hoops to secure some credit card or payday loan from some 'we'll-take-absolutely-anybody' companies which barely covers the 1500, blows it all on the Totem, and ends up with a crappy, battered piece of papier mache.

As the debt collection agency moves on his sorry arse, he can console himself with how he showed that autistic sped. May it be positively Antarctic comfort to him at best.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

But I'd love to think it was. Imagine him jumping through hoops to secure some credit card or payday loan from some 'we'll-take-absolutely-anybody' companies which barely covers the 1500, blows it all on the Totem, and ends up with a crappy, battered piece of papier mache.

As the debt collection agency moves on his sorry arse, he can console himself with how he showed that autistic sped. May it be positively Antarctic comfort to him at best.

Fwiw the sonic totem is cheaper than a real doll and they're both being used for the same purpose

 

[FataBataRang]

Whoever did it, he should tell the debt collection agency about the totem, and about how priceless it is. I am sure they will understand.

 

[AnOminous]

Whoever did it, he should tell the debt collection agency about the totem, and about how priceless it is. I am sure they will understand.

I'm pretty sure it was some /v/irgin with more money than sense, but with sense enough to maintain decent enough opsec we never doxed them.

 

[sbm1990]

I'm pretty sure it was some /v/irgin with more money than sense, but with sense enough to maintain decent enough opsec we never doxed them.

Yet again, you have to be very senseless to say the least if you think that paying Chris $1500 is somehow "trolling" him.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Yeah, if that's "trolling", then I better start powerlevelling like a dogmotherfucker so I, too, can get trolled by having people send me money

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, if that's "trolling", then I better start powerlevelling like a dogmotherfucker so I, too, can get trolled by having people send me money

I don't think they were trolling him. I just think whoever it was is so fucking autistic they actually wanted the thing.

 

[Null]

Hirtes thinks he's a mastermind internet sleuth that is really sticking it to @Null. I really think it's only a matter of time before his house gets raided and his computer and phone seized for possession of child porn.

I have no idea what house that is.