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Congrats Mike "Virgin til his late thirties" Hirtes, after all these months you finally got Chris's attention, and he's made you his bitch.
Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community
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Hirtes probably took a viagra just to fap to that reply.
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I like how this autistic shrieking match has devolved into Chris calling Hirtes a pedofork and Hirtes resorting to "no u!" replies. Either way there is no victor, only shameful trail of embarrassing bullshit for future generations to uncover.
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That's really what I was trying to get into. I was trying to get into how more and more autistic the whole slapfight between the two manbabies was becoming more and more of a cringey piece of shit.
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Oh Christ, that megalomania is worse than Chris's.
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He really thinks he's "won" some sort of prize by this, but in actuality he has 63 pages since he was doxed mocking him and calling him a gigantic pathetic faggot.
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Wow, now he might feel like he has some kind of worth. Ah who am I kidding, this is literally all his life revolves around, he had no self-respect to begin with.
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Says the guy who even Chris declared "not worth it".
The delusion is strong with Hirtes.
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... boasts the furry 50+ year Hirtes, alone in a roach-infested apartment somewhere in Iowa.
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fitting he's comparing himself to Clyde Cash since they are both deluded try hards with a warped sense of superiority
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Hirtes literally tweeted over 100 tweets at Chris in the last 24 hours. Chris only sent 6 at Hirtes. Whose the bigger autistic?
What a legacy to leave behind when you realize Hirtes has about 10-20 years left at best.
What a legacy to leave behind when you realize Hirtes has about 10-20 years left at best.
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God I love seeing chris dunk all over hirtes. It’s fucking beautiful
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I'd say Hirtes has more reasons to be considered an autist at this point than just simply posting more tweets at Chris. Hirtes actually believes he accomplished something from finally getting a reaction out of Chris, who appears to be a pretty crazy lately. In essence, he only got it easier this time around. Hirtes did nothing special like he believes, he's just a fucking tard.
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"#WorthIt"
This illustrates the patheticness of his life far better than anything I or anyone else could possibly say.
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fitting he's comparing himself to Clyde Cash since they are both deluded try hards with a warped sense of superiority
Clyde's videos on TV Tropes were great, though. What has Hirtes ever done like that?
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You do understand the difference between the past and now right? Back then people like Clyde Cash were hailed as gods among men, and without him and the rest of the group fucking with younger chris, we wouldn't have the content we have now.fitting he's comparing himself to Clyde Cash since they are both deluded try hards with a warped sense of superiority
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Whoopity fuck, we'd have slightly fewer things for low-effort trolls to yak about.
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Alright, I swear I'm done now.
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This is pretty great right here. it's from 2010, but it is an image board where hirtes was talked about for his scamming. someone dropped some emails and such from him. also, hirtes makes an appearance. funny stuff.
http://archive.li/jSkLD
http://archive.li/jSkLD